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    Miles didn't think of himself as a distraction, but after knowing Spider-Man and Deadpool for so long, he realized that he was. Deadpool had pushed Peter and Miles together when he knew he couldn't be there for Peter. At 18 Miles understood what Wade had wanted for Peter: another person to count on and help him manage his friendship with the unstable mercenary.

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    This was definitely not now Peter wanted to spend his day, absolutely the fuck not. He ducked to his left, picking up the pace in the closed alleyway. He wanted to go home, do his homework, call Ned to see if he was still up for meeting him, if not, patrol. But no, why would god leave him alone? Why would he give Peter one day of god damn peace? No, instead it decided that Peter needed a fucking creep. A stalker. A really creepy unnerving stalker. Peter did NOT like how this man looked at him.

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    A man keeps following Peter around and as the teen tries to lose the guy he somehow end up in a bar we all know too well and ends up making some unexpected friends

    (also teen audience because of the swearing)

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    The classic story about what if Tony got dusted instead of Peter...Are you really surprised?

    Peter spends 3 weeks on that ship...the only thing he has to occupy him is the really old music, paper football, and the ever expanding expanse of space. Peter is pretty sure he's gonna die up in space before they even get close to Earth. So with his final moments he records his final words and goes to sleep, even though he knows he might never open his eyes again...

    Carol Danvers shows up 30 minutes later...

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    Being an assassin while dating two super soldiers can be hard work, luckily Tony knows how to handle it just fine.

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    En ocasiones, pensaba que era una historia de amor.

    Sin embargo, le sonríe a Tony, con los ojos brillantes. Con la culpa envuelta donde no podía verla... Lo de Romeo y Julieta también fue una historia de amor.

    Y piensa que esto, lo de ellos, será así.

    [Traducción autorizada]

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    “Webs, uhm...You’re not wearing your mask.” he said, unable to tear his look away from the cute boy next to him.
     
    “I’m not? Oh, yeah.” the younger one dragged a hand through his hair, his voice weighed down with fatigue.
    He stuck out a hand, “Peter, nice to meet you.”

    Or the one where Peter and Wade have to got to a laundromat in the middle of the night and Wade makes a suggestion...

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    Peter Parker (aka Spider-Man) toho má opravdu hodně. Škola, Deadpool, hlídky, Deadpool, Wade, Deadpool... zmínil už Deadpoola? Když souhlasil s tím, aby se k němu ukecaný žoldák přidal, stanovil jasná pravidla.
    Žádné zabíjení.
    Měl jich stanovit víc. Z Deadpoolových řečí ho už asi brzo klepne. A moment! Tím by se porušil bod číslo jedna! Nezbývá mu tedy nic jiného, než se postavit svému kolegovi čelem, přestat ignorovat nemístné narážky a stanovit určité hranice. Jejich parťáctví je ohroženo a bude ohroženo ještě několikrát, protože Deadpool má oči a prořízlou pusu. A Spider-Man má podle něj úžasnej zadek, pro který by stálo i umřít.
    Někdy mezi vtípky, bojem se zločinem a chvílemi klidu na střeše nad nočním New Yorkem se z kolegů stali parťáci a z parťáků...
    Dum dum duuuuuum.... Už jsem řekla, že Deadpool neví, že je Spider-Man středoškolák?

     

    Napsáno v rámci Tajného Santy slashařek pro Tofiam. Pokusnými králíky byly AbigailSnape a Catherine :)

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    Deadpool was following him, which was annoying, because he never seemed to have any problems getting over a fight, even when it was about a fundamental belief system. It was also annoying because Peter was hurting and sleepy and he had school tomorrow and he somehow had to figure out an excuse to explain his sorry state to his Aunt before morning. And he just watched Deadpool shoot people. So.
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    Instead of Tony being Peter's responsible-adult-figure, it ends up being Deadpool, who really means well but is a little late to the hey-this-is-a-teenager-who-needs-help party. Weird friendship ensues.

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    “I am the Lost Experiment, aren’t I?"

    For much of his life, Peter has been isolated, contained, removed from the world. All he knows is his home, the highest floor of Stark Tower. It's what he gets for being a walking radioactive health hazard.

    Good thing Wade Wilson has no fear of hights. Or radiation poisoning. Or flying men in metal suits.

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    Tangled inspired AU thats very loosly based, exploring its various themes. Tony is Complicated {TM}. Peter needs therapy and hugs. Also it's set during Pride month.

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    You and Bucky are stranded in the middle of snowy nowhere when there is an ‘electronic blackout’ during your mission. With no backups or any way to contact your team, you take refuge from the worsening weather in the only cabin you find in miles. Not to mention, with no power, Bucky’s become your personal heater and there’s only one bed.

    [All chapters were uploaded in one go]
    [Chapters with smut are marked (~) in the index]

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    Clint Barton breaks my heart.

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    In which Peter Parker gains two friends, both of which are older men who have voices talking to them from inside their heads and are perfectly fine with killing people. Aka Venom and Deadpool.
    He also gets adopted by Tony Stark, and fights off a really annoying mad scientist.

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    Pat made a bad mistake, but he's only making it worse and he really isn't meaning to.

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    Prompt: "Peter on tik-tok pretending like he figured out a way to replicate what looks like Spider-Man web shooters, for the views. And becoming a ‘cosplayer’ of his own superhero, pairing up with other Deadpool cosplayers for the meme, until the real Deadpool, who is apparently a fan of his and follows all of his social media, begs to be in one of his videos." 

     

    The first thing to know about the whole debacle was that, at some point, gig based jobs had quietly trickled away from telephone pole fliers and library bulletin boards, and had instead put down roots in apps and social media.

    This leads to the second thing that was important to know: as always, Peter Parker needed money.

    Which brings the story to the third (and possibly most important) thing to know was that in addition to shepherding in an age of apps and social media platforms, kids these days had also figured out ways to make money from just existing on these platforms.

    A lightbulb went off in Peter’s head. 

    He yanked out his phone and typed in ‘how tio makke mone yfrom tick tock.’

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    Peter's Field Trip Luck follows him everywhere.

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    "Were you talking to someone?"

    "..no?"

    "I heard voices"

    "I talk to myself a lot" Peter improvised. "Out loud. Um, it's a real problem, my doctor says so"
    Too much information Parker. Nice job.

     

    Peter didn't know why in the everloving fuck Deadpool was passed out in the middle of the coffeeshop he worked in before opening time, but Peter was not having a fun time trying to keep an unconcious mercenary hidden from his coworker while simultaneously running a cafe.

    Peter was going to murder Wade.

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    This is part two of the series wherein we see the truth: Peter loves Bon Appetit. This is the establishing story, of Peter getting home from Germany, followed by how Peter meets the White Wolf and the beginning of their bond. Enter a princess, some itty bitty Irondad feels, everyone feeling protective of Peter and you have a new take on a Civil War fix-it of sorts, not compliant with IW or Endgame. A little bit of angst, some fluff and friendship.

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    The first in a four-part series. Here it is, world: as it should be in canon, Peter Parker is a Bon Appetit fan. This series will not be canon-compliant, but will loosely "fix" Civil War. Part One is set a few months after Peter gets his powers. He has met Wade Wilson, but hasn't met Tony Stark yet. And today, he's about to meet someone that will unknowingly change. his. life. forever. And that person can't say "water."

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    Si pudiera pedirle a unos de sus enemigos hacerlo desaparecer lo abría echo, Steve hizo algo que nunca pensó que tendria que abrir su libro negro, ahora tenía que hacer una gran busqueda y recibir negatividad e incluso golpes.

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