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    “Lan Zhan, I have something to tell you. I’m really sorry.” Wei Wuxian paused for a moment whilst he fished something out of the pocket of his black jeans. Due to the angle the two boys were sitting at, Lan Qiren couldn’t see what the item was, but he heard Wangji’s sharp intake of breath as it was pressed into his palm.

    “I’m pregnant, Lan Zhan.” 

    For a split second, Lan Qiren feared that his heart might actually stop beating. Pregnant. Wei Wuxian was eighteen years old and he was pregnant.  Any question of who the father was, was clearly answered by the fact that Wei Wuxian was here, confessing all of this to Lan Qiren’s youngest alpha nephew. 

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    Alternatively:
    Teenage omega Wei Wuxian gets pregnant by his alpha boyfriend Lan Wangji and is scared he's going to be disowned. Lan Wangji's uncle is not about to let that happen.

    ~ Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese translations now available! ~

    Main story finished but with ongoing bonus chapters

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    Wei Wuxian has his own dojo-- he lives, breathes, sleeps martial arts, okay? And he knows that the students aren't actually his kids, because that would be weird, but he definitely spends most of his time thinking about them and their lesson plans and how to get them engaged.

    And coffee.

    He spends a lot of time thinking about when during his classes to drink coffee. And wearing something other than gi pants just seems unnecessary, because really, classes start at 3, and he doesn't wake up until 1, and why would he wear clothes for two hours only to change?

    He's very content! But he does have to start actually TAKING lessons because teaching doesn't actually teach you fancy new moves. Which seems sick and wrong, but still. He runs into an old demo partner from the tournament circuit in the process

    Note: the only reason the graphic depictions of violence tag is there is because, well, it IS a martial arts fic. I'll tag any real violence (and other things are tagged at the beginning of each chapter as necessary!!)

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    Forget the rest of the world, my love
    With you by my side, and
    the world behind. We walk
    under the sun, the rest
    undone.

    Yet another time travel fix it! Self indulgent af. Wangxian trying to fix things and being wangxian. Starts out with wwx and lwj pov, switches to outside pov as the fic continues.

    Completed!

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    A demonic cultivator and his lover, their son and his two best friends, an angry uncle, and one fierce corpse band together to form what is called the CIU. Despite the past they manage to make do and work together, but when the past starts to come for them things aren't that easy.

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    So this an idea I have and sort of want some one to make because I have commitment issues. This has just been stuck in brain ever since i read another timetravel fic od WRH going back to the past (i forgot the author so if someone could drop their name i'd like that please so I can gift this to them)

    Yes this is meant to be a prompt fic, for any creators that do actually want to use this idea you can! I dont mind just at least give me credit for the idea and (shamelessly name drops) my author name or something.

    Will this become a fic I have no idea but if anyone does want it to be a fic please comment and let me know.

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    Wei Ying abandons her suitcase to investigate the sleeping situation, already coming up with a hundred reasons not to inconvenience Lan Zhan by stealing half of her fucking bed, and then gets a better look at it.

    It’s huge. Wei Ying has seen a king bed before, and this is bigger than that. Is that a California King? Is that what those huge-ass orgy beds are called? There are parking spaces smaller than this bed. Wei Ying has lived in apartments smaller than this bed.

    “You know,” Wei Ying says thoughtfully, “I’ll level with you. I was gonna volunteer to sleep on the couch, or steal some pillows and blankets and sleep in the bathtub, but then I saw this monstrosity. Lan Zhan, look at this fucking bed.”

    Lan Zhan rests her hands on the room divider, her face softly amused. “I am looking.”

    “We could tend a whole herd of sheep on this bed,” Wei Ying says, warming to her subject. “We could cross the Pacific Ocean and weather any storm on this bed. Fuck, Lan Zhan, I could stage an entire community theatre production of Chicago on this bed.”

    Or: There was only one bed, but that part's fine, actually.

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    "Maldición, amigo", dice Nie Huaisang, atrayendo su atención real fuera del éter y hacia el mundo real, "hoy estás ardiendo como la mierda, y eso viniendo de mí. ¿Estás bien?"
    "Sí", dice Wei Ying automáticamente al mismo tiempo que lanza su lápiz óptico por la mitad de la habitación, lo que tiene que admitir que no es especialmente tranquilizador. "Bien. ¡Excelente!"
    Los ojos de Nie Huaisang pasan muy deliberadamente de Wei Ying al lápiz óptico que ahora rueda lentamente por el linóleo y de regreso a Wei Ying. Su ceja se levanta como si alguien tirara de ella con un anzuelo, evidente incluso con el pelo medio suelto de la coleta que parece no poder mantener en su sitio hoy. No parece que le crea, lo cual... es justo.
    "¡En serio!" dice Wei Ying, restregándose las manos por la cara y ofreciendo una sonrisa ganadora. "Solo estoy emocionado". Deja las manos cubriendo sus mejillas, como si eso fuera a ocultar el sonrojo que ya siente surgir. "Es la noche de la cita".
    O: Es su aniversario de seis meses. Hay Planes.

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    “Damn, dude,” Nie Huaisang says, drawing his actual attention out of the ether and into the real world, “you are squirrelly as fuck today, and that’s coming from me. Are you good?”

    “Yes,” Wei Ying says automatically at the same time that he flings his stylus halfway across the room, which he has to admit isn’t particularly reassuring. “Good. Great!”

    Nie Huaisang’s eyes go very deliberately from Wei Ying down to the stylus now rolling slowly across the linoleum and back to Wei Ying. Their eyebrow goes up like someone’s pulling it with a fishhook, obvious even with their hair half-falling out of the ponytail they can’t seem to keep in place today. They don’t look like they believe him, which… Fair.

    “Seriously!” Wei Ying says, scrubbing his hands over his face and offering up a winning smile. “I’m just excited.” He leaves his hands covering his cheeks, like that’s going to hide the blush he already feels coming on. “It’s date night.”

    Or: It's their six month anniversary. There are Plans.

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    It was an unfortunate thing, being taken in by the Wens. From the day Wei Wuxian was old enough to understand how the world hated his clan, he never thought it’d be easy, but that didn’t prepare him for the moment he discovered the one thing he couldn’t possibly have.

    “Forgive my impudence, Lan Zhan. I am unfamiliar with the ways of the Lan.”

    Lan Wangji merely side-eyed him, then turned back to his brother, his voice filled with dread. “He is one of the men to attend the lecture?”

    In which, Wei Wuxian is a Wen, Wen Chao threw a tantrum upon arriving to Cloud Recesses, and Zewu-Jun was not able to stop his brother from losing his temper.

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    Busy grad student Lan Wangji adopts rabbits over the summer, and then finds himself in need of a rabbit sitter. Enter, out of work drop out Wei Wuxian.

    Podfic of The Bunnysitter: a Post-it Romance by theLoyalRoyalGuard.
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    Raised in a strict traditionalist family, Lan Zhan lets his uncle's many rules guide his adult life, giving structure and meaning in the places where a thick fog of loneliness threatens to choke him.

    But just when he thought he had accepted his calm but empty existence, a gust of wind and a ray of sunshine comes along to clear away the mist, revealing that he had been somewhere beautiful all along, by someone more beautiful even than the exquisitely embroidered sleeve of his finest heirloom silk robe...

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    Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian at school when they are both 15 and falls hard. The problem is that a) Wei Wuxian thinks he's straight and b) he doesn't know that Lan Wangji is gay. Cue several years of pining on Lan Wangji's part and obliviousness on Wei Wuxian's. Will they ever sort their shit out?

     

    Wei Wuxian leaned right in until his head was next to Lan Wangji’s ear. Lan Wangji’s back went ramrod straight and there was a ripple of heat that echoed through his whole body and lingered at the ears as the soft tickle of the other boy’s breath blew across them, “Is this okay?”

    He practically leaped across the room in sudden desperation to get away from the other boy’s teasing, infuriated by the loud peal of laughter that followed him across the room.

    “Oh, this is going to be so much fun!” He said, still grinning over at Lan Wangji.

    That made Lan Wangji want to scream. No, this was going to be anything but fun. This was going to be torture.

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    Wei Ying abandona su equipaje para investigar la condición del dormitorio, ya se le ocurren cien razones para no incomodar a Lan Zhan robándole la mitad de su puta cama, y entonces la ve mejor.
    Es enorme. Wei Ying había visto antes una cama king, y esta es más grande que aquella. ¿Es una California King? ¿Así es como se llaman esas enormes camas de orgía? Hay espacios de estacionamiento más pequeños que esta cama. Wei Ying ya vivió en apartamentos más pequeños que esta cama.
    "Sabes", dice Wei Ying pensativo, "voy a ser sincera contigo. Iba a ofrecerme para dormir en el sofá, o robar algunas almohadas y mantas y dormir en la bañera, pero entonces vi esta monstruosidad. Lan Zhan, mira esta maldita cama".
    Lan Zhan apoya las manos en el separador de la habitación con un rostro suavemente divertido. "Estoy mirando".
    "Podríamos atender a todo un rebaño de ovejas en esta cama", dice Wei Ying, atraída por el tema. "Podríamos cruzar el Océano Pacífico y sortear cualquier tormenta en esta cama. Mierda, Lan Zhan, podría montar toda una producción de teatro comunitario de Chicago en esta cama".
    O: solo había una cama, pero esa parte está bien, en realidad.
    **Traducción autorizada por: ScarlettStorm**

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    Years ago, Lan Wangji was a Senior in high school, readying himself for graduation and the coming years studying at the Gusu Lan Institute of Music. Everything in his life made sense, from his role in his family, to a future as a classical musician. The only thing that didn’t fit was the sudden epiphanies he had about himself brought on by his bothersome and flirtatious classmate, Wei Wuxian. When the growing attraction and friendship was cut short by the other boy’s disappearance, he mourned what could have been, but ultimately had to move on. What he didn’t know was that fate would bring them back together again one day, or the reality of how far apart two lives can diverge, how some can find peace and prosperity, while others can fall farther than he ever imagined.

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    Wangxian get the news that they will be allowed to adopt A-Yuan. Weeks of tension combined with the stress of the day finally catch up to Lan Zhan. Good thing he trusts his husband enough to let his guard down around him.

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    Wei Ying abandons her suitcase to investigate the sleeping situation, already coming up with a hundred reasons not to inconvenience Lan Zhan by stealing half of her fucking bed, and then gets a better look at it.

    It’s huge. Wei Ying has seen a king bed before, and this is bigger than that. Is that a California King? Is that what those huge-ass orgy beds are called? There are parking spaces smaller than this bed. Wei Ying has lived in apartments smaller than this bed.

    “You know,” Wei Ying says thoughtfully, “I’ll level with you. I was gonna volunteer to sleep on the couch, or steal some pillows and blankets and sleep in the bathtub, but then I saw this monstrosity. Lan Zhan, look at this fucking bed.”

    Lan Zhan rests her hands on the room divider, her face softly amused. “I am looking.”

    “We could tend a whole herd of sheep on this bed,” Wei Ying says, warming to her subject. “We could cross the Pacific Ocean and weather any storm on this bed. Fuck, Lan Zhan, I could stage an entire community theatre production of Chicago on this bed.”

    Or: There was only one bed, but that part's fine, actually.

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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying can relax around each other, now.

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    It has been five years since the outbreak. The people who survived have settled into living in small communities. When the rumors about an intact mall begin circulating, everyone is desperate to go out and get their share. The clashing encounter sends two bases into shared chaos, but no one expects it to forever change the destiny of their world.

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    In the immediate aftermath of a successful Sunshot Campaign, Wei Ying is kissed by Lan Zhan at the Phoenix Mountain Hunt while blindfolded. But when the blindfold comes off, Lan Zhan is nowhere to be found. Now, Wei Ying must deal with this heartbreak on top of forced therapy he was mandated to complete due to using demonic cultivation to end the war. Through it all, Wei Ying learns he has value, and that his assumptions about what happened at the hunt may not be entirely correct.

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    The story tells of a quest in which Lan Zhan, a tired grad student, needs to work up the courage to tell his uncle that he will not join the corporate world upon graduation, but will instead propose to his long-term partner and become a househusband. Wei Ying is an online science educator struggling to find his own place in a world which still looks down upon online content creators. How could he compete with the world Lan Zhan is about to enter?
    A story told in 5+1 format as a series of humorous sexual mishaps and accidents including lost handcuff keys, gelatin dessert, swapped suitcases, wedding night exhaustion, and a ceiling fan.

     

    More detailed chapter content notes in the Author’s Notes at the end.

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