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Close Encounters of the Boosh Kind by blackmountainbones, BobSkeleton
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)
12 Oct 2019
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In the aftermath of being kidnapped and impregnated by an alien race, Howard must navigate the trials and tribulations of being a single father. Luckily, he has Vince and the Shaman Council by his side.
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It's the Way I Fell For You by A_Little_Boosh_Maid
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV), The Mighty Boosh RPF
12 Oct 2019
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In "Party", Howard said he was ten years older than Vince. The simple premise to this story: what if they really did have a ten year age gap? And then, just to make the thought experiment a little more interesting: what if it was ordained that at least one of them had to be at school when they met?
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Vince goes into mourning when he finds out David Bowie died. Howard tries to help.
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The Dark and Dickensian Tale of Count Wampyr by RedChucks
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)
09 Oct 2019
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An attempt at a Boosh Dracula cross-over.
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Howard is eighteen and has never ventured into the world of self-pleasure until Vince comes along and gives him the push he needs.
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It's time for seven-year-old Vince to start school, but his guardian Bryan Ferry is worried about how the unusual child will adjust after growing up alone in the forest (actually, an estate in South Africa). Vince needs a friend, Bryan thinks, and maybe a bodyguard.
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Riding on a candy-induced high, Vince dreams that he and the Boosh are a struggling rock band living together in a beach house.
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Vince accidentally drinks a potion that makes him forget everything, including himself and Howard. Howard has to help him piece himself back together.
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Howard awoke to Vince screaming.
His eyes flew open like the shades on a house. He was already half across the room before he even knew he was awake.
“Vince? Vince? What is it?”
Vince huddled in the corner where his bed was pushed against the wall. He looked confused and terrified. He hugged his legs to his chest. His eyes kept darting between Howard and the door. His large eyes grew even larger as Howard got closer and his window for escape closed.
“Vince! What’s the matter?”
“Who’re you? Where am I?”
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Howard and Vince's plane crashes on their way to a gig. It just so happens they crash in the very jungle where Vince grew up.
Howard had never seen Vince like this. Dialled in. Keyed up. Usually Vince was eight miles high. Lost in the clouds. Never touching ground. Right now, though, his feet were firmly planted. His eyes were piercing. Excited but not exuberant.
“Just follow me, I know the area,” Vince said. Then he crept through the trees.
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Howard teaches Vince to ride a bike
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Howard Moon loves Vince Noir, which means he'll do absolutely anything for him. Even if it is just the simple things.
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Post-series Howard and Vince discover the magic that is Paul Panfer.
Yeah, I’m in my thirties, and yeah it is technically the year twenty-nineteen, and yeah yeah this is technically a songfic. But it’s an Elvis song, so... yeah, that's worse.
Paul Panfer made me do it. He came and hassled me in my sleep and forced me to finish it and he wasn't too patient so my apologies for the state of this.
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Howard and Vince spend a little too much time in bed.
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Howard and Vince attempt to make the best of their new start, but as always supernatural forces aren't far behind, and the boys find themselves on a good old fashioned ghost hunt.
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- Part 2 of Hypothetical 4th Series
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Howard often indulges in his filthy needs during the night, and Vince just so happens to be mere feet away.
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Essentially a collection of song-fic drabbles for various Boosh characters.
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A fresh start is meant to be a good thing but Howard is sure its not suppose to be this stressful.
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- Part 1 of Hypothetical 4th Series
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Arriving home from jazz club, the last thing Howard expects to see is Vince getting off in the living room.
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Vince has absolutely nothing to wear. Howard finally understands why that is such a big deal.
“Why were you crying?”
Well that’s the bloody question of the hour wasn’t it? He’d already given the short answer. The long answer was very long, frequently embarrassing, and made him feel very silly and shallow. But Howard is listening. Really listening. So he decides to try and explain.
“Have you ever seen me leave the house without my outfit, accessories, makeup, and hair being perfect?”
Surely there was a time where Vince had run down to the corner store for 2am sweets without a full face on. Surely there had been a time when they’d been abducted by a monster before Vince had time to coordinate his accessories with his outfit? But he can’t think of a single one.
“No. I don’t think I have.”
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Howard and Vince are attending a big event and, like always, Vince is late.