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    Howard Moon is growing up in the early 1980s, but being Howard, the process of maturing is an an almost constantly painful one. Take in Howard's troubles, tragedies, torments, terrors and occasional triumphs as he tentatively navigates the treacherous waters of teenagerdom.

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    English
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    25,446
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    233
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    Vince Noir, a confident, sexually experienced student, meets a shy, lonely supply teacher named Howard Moon at a sixth form college in South London.

    Language:
    English
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    11,766
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    120
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    Naboo has one last project to complete before he's granted his Master's in Shamanic Sciences: he has to course-correct the fate of two berks who are supposed to become the fathers of a certain abandoned baby.

    Language:
    English
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    20,338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    38
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    Vince gets caught in the rain after a night out and Howard helps him take off his makeup leading to a big mess of thoughts and feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,775
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    70
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    Five times Howard and Vince kissed (for the first time)

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    English
    Words:
    7,821
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    74
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    "Vince had always thought living in a lighthouse would be fun. And, for the most part, it was. Although climbing up the staircase was a right pain in the arse after a long day mucking out zoo enclosures, it had always been worth it for the magical whimsy of lighthouse living.

    However, Vince was beginning to regret these living arrangements.
    It didn’t help that the lighthouse only had one exit."

    There's something sneaking into Vince's house at night, causing havoc. Can he find the culprit before his insomnia gets the better of him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,430
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    111
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    Vince owns a flower shop and Howard Moon is his best customer, always coming in to buy flowers for the new woman he has fallen for. The more Vince gets to know Howard, the more he falls for him, but Howard doesn't seem to feel the same way, too busy falling in love with every lady he sees.

    A Valentine's Flower Shop AU because I love you all!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,251
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    107
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    Howard Moon Colon Explorer gets lost ventures out into the jungle in search of fame and fortune. When his path collides with Vince, a boy raised by wild animals who speaks their language inexplicably with a South London accent, Howard is certain this will be his ticket to the cover of Global Explorer. Take that, Dixon Bainbridge.

    Now, Howard just has to persuade his new meal ticket friend to leave the wilderness behind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,160
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    83
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    A re-telling of "The Steadfast Tin Soldier" with characters from "The Mighty Boosh".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    27
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    Howard has always felt like a pervert when it came to his neighbor, but he wasn't ready for it to end up like this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,592
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    274
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    Howard’s first day at the zooniverse brings a lovely and unexpected surprise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    692
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    32
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    Howard felt a little silly; they'd been dating for going on a year now and Vince had been practically pawing at him nightly. He was sure his partner would be thrilled to know Howard was checking him out. But it still felt... wrong, invasive somehow.

    Howard's first sexual experience with Vince.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,570
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    207
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    Things can go down many different routes when you meet a person for the first time. A friendship can form. Maybe you make an arch nemesis. Sometimes you just give that awkward little smile people do when you pass each other in the street and accidentally make eye contact.

    Question is, what do you do when the stranger you smile at happens to be your doppelganger?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    138,362
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1293
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    Tumblr prompt fill - 'Why can't Vince drive?'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    940
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87
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    Vince feels like he’s running through his fancy shampoo more quickly than he should. He doesn’t know where it’s going until he notices Howard walking around with newly luxuriant curls. And his outfit isn’t as terrible as usual. What’s going on??

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    80
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    One sentence prompt "Enough with the sass!" - New couple Vince and Howard deal with the consequences of their intimate activities.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    88
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    Based on the one-sentence prompt: "I'm not buying IKEA furniture again!", Vince tries to be romantic, it's not wholly successful.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    60
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    One sentence prompt: "Dogs don't wear clothes!". Vince has ideas, Howard is outraged (what's new?)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    40
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    “Ah, don’t look at me like that, Howard.”

    “Like what?” Howard sounded like he was being actively strangled by a homicidal goose.

    “Like I, I dunno, snapped one of your awful records in half.” Howard drew back at that image, outraged at the very thought, and Vince grinned again. “It’s just because there’s some stupid dance coming up, right?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,339
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    146
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    Vince and Howard are accidentally caught in the middle of one of their private activities by their little girl.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    53

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