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    The smp (and some friends) decide to do a huge meetup, where they all stay in one house for 5 months. And at first, it was all fun and games. But as the man who started this wholething starts to show his true colors, they can't help but fall for the warm, kind, pretty (sexy) man.

    Or.

    They do a huge meetup, and everyone (not the minors tho) falls for Dream, leading to a lot
    of flirting and so much more. Including DRAMA~ (and smut)

    WARNING!!! THIS IS IN REAL LIFE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! There will be use of real names too! Again, DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE!!!!! IF ANYTHING HERE IS UNCOMFY IGNORE IT!!! HEAD THE TAGS!!!!!!

    Also i know the tags are mostly smut related, but there is more to the fic than just smut :) i just don't know how to tag!

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    This is an unapologetic dark masturbatory fantasy, involving the characters from the Dream SMP, based on the question: "What if Schlatt offered Dream something much darker than the revive book, to get back on the server?" It's meant as a collection of naughty vignettes, with any part of the story not involving sex being mostly implied - yes, there's an actual plot that's loosely based on the lore, but...think about what you searched, to find it. You weren't looking for a wholesome bedtime story, and you know it. It's marked "Dead dove: do not eat." for a reason: it starts with drugged coercion, gaslighting and grooming, and rapidly devolves into a very noncon, no ships barred fuckfest - you have been warned. If you choose to read it even after this warning, your forfeit any right to act self righteously scandalized in the comments.

    As for the name:

    How does the bastard son of death's favorite angel
    And a smart fridge, dropped in the server of a survival game
    Enslave his own country by cherishing autonomy
    As leader, ending up a broken prisoner and breeder?

    Not sorry. >:)

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    6/?
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    Wilbur Soot was the sole survivor of the Village Massacre of 2012, a random attack from Death Eaters to show power. Somehow, Wilbur survived. Even more impressive, he somehow killed the Dark Lord. What's more? He wasn’t even out of diapers.

    When Wilbur finds out he is a wizard, he has to do everything in his power to survive his new way of life.

    From making friends to navigating the new school to not dying, here's to staying alive and becoming the most famous wizard ever.

    Maybe it would've been easier to die.

     

    Or: MCYT Harry Potter AU where DSMP is trying actively to save the world while everything is trying to kill them.

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    11/?
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    What if… all the drama, all the major events, all the betrayal, and death… was just everyone fucking high off their asses with drugs or sleep deprivation?

    Well, you’ve come to the right place then! Cause everyone is getting fucking high in this literal crack fic.

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    364
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    66
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    Where every child when they turn 4 years old gets taken away by the government. They return to their parents when they turn 14. Most kids don’t remember anything, however, Tommy does. And this is not his father. And these are not his brothers.

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    Chapters:
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    Sitting on the floor in the bathroom, miserably trying to figure out how he felt, Punz had an epiphany.

    It would be so much easier to lie about this than it would be to tell the truth.

    He lied every day of his life, what was one more lie?

    Sure, he felt suffocated by most of the lies. Be they white lies to get out of something, or be they lies like the one he’d told Boomer the day before about being straight. There were so many, and they seemed to fill his throat and lungs and sometimes it felt like Punz could barely even breathe.

     

    WARNINGS: repression, internalized everything, PTSD, past child abuse (that he didn't realize was abuse), depression, self harm mention, food mentions, angst, unreliable narrator

    You're welcome happy pride

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    Quackity is a hybrid in hiding, having to keep his wings a secret from everyone, and barely getting by.

    One day he meets technoblade.

    Or
    QUACKITY AND TECHNOBLADE TAKE DOWN THE MONARCHY

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    Sometimes- interruptions happen. Like Puffy coming into the to do some work, or someone thinking they are still open. Maybe it would be one of his friends. Stopping by and seeing how he’s doing.

    Today was one of those days with an interruption.

    And it wasn’t one of those better ones he mentioned before.

    It was a villain.

    Not just any villain, oh no no no, that would be too easy for Tommy.

    It was one of the pseudo leaders of the Syndicate.

    The villain is trailing blood behind him.

    With a hole through his stomach.

    And he looks half dead.

    “Oh, fuck,” Tommy heaves out.

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    I’m scared of what inside my head
    What’s inside my soul
    I feel like I’m running but getting nowhere
    Fear is suffocating me
    I can’t breath
    I feel like I’m drowning
    I’m sinking deeper
    White light fades to red
    As I enter the city of the dead

    Things were supposed to be good. Quackity was king. The kingdom was healing from the pain the last eleven years caused. But something is wrong, someone or something is planting bombs across the kingdom and friends are disappearing fast.
    And hey! What’s with this red shit growing everywhere?
    .....

    THIS IS BOOK TWO IN MY ANTARCTIC EMPIRE AU GO READ THE FIRST BOOK BEFORE THIS ONE :)

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    Chapters:
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    Just some post-MCC fluff :D

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    1/1
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    One of the SMP members is in a tough situation.
    ~
    (Please heed the tags, as some things may be over- or under-tagged for the sake of triggers. If I missed one or tagged it wrong, then please let me know so I can fix it ASAP.)

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    Chapters:
    35/?
    Collections:
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    Tommy is a god named Prime who lives a relatively boring life but… when he meets a certain purple eyed mortal will things change?

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    Chapters:
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    207
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
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    The title says it all (my fingers hurt from typing)

    (Feel free to request legit whatever as long as it’s not a ship)

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    After a mining trip, Antfrost stumbles upon none other than Dream. In exchange for letting him go, Dream offers Ant his heart’s desire.

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    Assigned Hunter: Phantom 40G
    New Target
    Name: Unknown.
    Breed: Dragon & unknown. Hybrid - theorized to be creeper, fish, or turtle.
    Appearance: Unknown. Only confirmed identifiable features are black wings and white mask.
    Last Known Location: Southern Plains Territory.
    Assignment: Live capture.
    Team: Blaze 54P. Wither 84D.
    Departure: Sunrise.

    – ✧ –

    a soft dnf oneshot that snowballed so out of control that it's become a multi-book fantasy plot + minecraft manhunt au because they're fun

    – ✧ –

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    Comments:
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    a bunch of of one shots that wont leave my head

    also posted on wattpad

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    22/?
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    At age 15 you got a clan of your own , there are 5 clans
    Ghost clan fhe calm that. Allows you to not die without saying so
    Human , nothing really special
    Cat makes you climb things easy
    Ram/goats are the same so they don't really do much but have horns
    And angels and demons are very rare to see , they can fly

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    38 kids. Two worlds.
    A summer filled with adventure through snow-covered woods, caverns deep in the mountains, and unforgettable tales of heroic acts over campfires.
    * * *
    "I know how to fix this!"
    Ten minutes later...
    "Ok, I don't know how to fix this."
    * * *
    "Listen, He didn't say we should, but, he didn't say we shouldn't either."
    His face lit up. "So we can?"
    "You said it, not me."
    * * *
    "We're lost, aren't we."
    "No, we're not."
    "You say that with the confidence of a cheese curdle."
    "A cheese curdle?" He paused to think. "Does a cheese curdle even exist? Is a cheese curdle a real thing?"
    * * *
    Featuring the DreamSMP cast, MrBeast Crew, and a couple Mystery characters.
    Join us this summer at your local ao3 author!

    For TheWritersHeir, for her fic Home Again Home Again which is absolutely amazing
    started writing 5/20/2022

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    Velvet can see Ghosts. He's known it for years, though this doesn't make it any less terrifying when a ghost appears out of nowhere. Especially when you're high.
    When he is saved from drowning by a mysterious ghost/siren thing, he finds himself tangled up in a mystery concerning him, the fact people are ignoring him for seemingly no reason, and the ghost who is refusing to leave him alone.

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    2/?
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    When Tommy finds himself upon a ship, he definitely did not intend to be on he understands the dangers of having his true identity revealed. For Theseus Innites carries secrets and truths that if known, would affect the entire galaxy.

    On top of that, his former friends are spread out across the galaxy. The first's corpse remains hidden in a cove, thin and fleshy after illness and infection ran its course. The second is underground, he got a proper funeral--well kind of. The third has blood leaking from her heart, her murder yet to be uncovered. The fourth stands, surrounded by shadows and blood--alone. The fifth was cursed to forget at the hands of a Lethe. The sixth, well he became an unexpected stowaway. And the seventh found a new life, one thats haunted by the actions of his past.

    They all represent a battle much greater than themselves, a story of how thousands got killed. Of how planets became ravished by flames, and the seed of betrayal.

    OR

    Space AU where Tommy finds himself as a stowaway on a ship and he is forced to keep his past a secret, for it carries the weight of dangers that could kill everyone.

    TW: Graphic depictions of death, genocide, blood, destruction, torture

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    42,692
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    514

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