12 Works in Velociripper (Protectors of the Plot Continuum)

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    As the title says. Featuring some never-before-seen interludes written since 2015!

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    “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

    — Albert Einstein


    In which Falchion hurts himself in his confusion.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin, a series of intel reports and one-shots depicting Salvo's life as a spy in the Department of Intelligence.

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    2/?
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    “‘Monster’ is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.”

    — Dr. Henry Wu, Jurassic World (2015)


    In which everybody walks the dinosaur.

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    “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

    — Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1998)


    In which a supernatural school is supposedly subjugated by sapient Suvian serpents.

    (Original version uploaded for archiving purposes; this mission is temporarily out-of-continuity and currently being rewritten.)

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    “Umasou is a great name! But what does it mean?”

    — Umasou, You Are Umasou (2010)


    In which a visit to the Cretaceous period takes a surprising turn.

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    “Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night, too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and we need to show them a little respect, right?”

    — Phone Guy, Five Nights At Freddy's (2014)


    Are you ready for Freddy? Five very unfortunate Floater agents aren't, especially not with animatronic Godzillas roaming around.

    (Co-written with Voyd)

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    “Under normal circumstances, humans should have continued to evolve as the greatest creatures upon this earth, but we were actually regressing. A rotten world. Politics, law, education… Was there anybody around who could correct this world? But someone had to do it.”

    — Light Yagami, Death Note S2E37: “New World” (2007)


    In which two different derivatives of the same character come face-to-face.

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    “Hold up,” said Sarah. “You flipped out and tried to kill Violet because she was Suefluenced into being an asshole?”

    “And you got possessed by an uncanonical legendary?” asked Cupid.

    “And somehow, you and the other straggler never managed to hurt anyone in that battle, nor were there lawsuits regarding any damages you may have caused?” Ripper added.

    “That’s correct,” Lapis said sadly. “But face it – my homeworld was doomed anyway.”

    “It was?!” her partners cried out simultaneously.

    “Yeah. I’ll get to that part soon. Just give me some time…”


    In which Lapis finally comes clean.

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    “It doesn’t change the fact that it made me hate you, and we both know that!” Sarah retorted savagely. “Maybe you were right to call bullshit on me for nearly getting flattened by that snake-troll! Maybe I made a horrible first impression all those months ago! But does that mean you have to insult my character under the pretense of ‘making me a better agent’?”

    The Sphinx growled, unsheathing her claws. “If you don’t need my help, then you shouldn’t even be here. How simple is it for you to understand that?”

    “Fine! Have it your way! But next time you’re in danger, I won’t be there!”


    In which one agent is exchanged for another.

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    “They never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses systematically. They remember…

    — Robert Muldoon, Jurassic Park (1993)


    In which Falchion’s bad day is made infinitely worse by both an old acquaintance and a horde of character replacements.

    (Co-written with Iximaz)

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    “We act normal, Mom! I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack , and he's not even toilet trained!

    — Violet Parr, The Incredibles (2004)


    In which Falchion discovers his untold backstory, with disastrous results for everybody.

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    English
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    48,364
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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