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    Solas watches as Marcus Trevelyan is thrown into a role he never asked for: that of a savior. He watches as a stranger offers the Inquisition her aid in closing the breach. While the rest of their companions have their own opinions about her that range from hilarious to disturbing, Solas is unsure what to think. She must have her own agenda and Solas will find her out. What happens when a wolf unknowingly hunts a Dragon? Let’s hope it results in some side splitting laughter, tears of pain, and sweet moments with beloved characters as Dovahkiin learns how Thedas works.
    AntlersandFangs is my amazing Beta :)

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    14/?
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    Angering her further, he merely staggered back a pace or two, surprise filling his features. “I did nothing. The credit is all yours.”

    She snarled at him, cradling her throbbing hand into her body. The pain had changed; it was now more like the fiery ache of an over-used, damaged muscle, rather than the twitching jerks of pain that had flashed through her as she had got closer to the rift.

    “Apologies, I should have considered that it would be somewhat painful.” He said, touching his face gently, one side blooming into a very fetching pink.

    “Oh, fuck off.” She hissed.

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    Ornery, sarcastic & flirty Inquisitor because it's such a fun trope. Quizzy is my own creation, but largely follows in-game twists and turns, with some diversions.

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    5/?
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    6
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    28
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    6
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    486
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    There was a reason (several reasons) Varric feigned ignorance when Cassandra asked him about Hawke’s whereabouts, but with the threat of the end of the world looming overhead he has no choice but to bring the old gang together.

    Be careful what you ask for, Seeker. The Inquisition isn’t and probably will never be ready for Hawke.

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    1/?
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    4
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    1
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    Elias's past with Thane Movran's tribe comes back to bite him when he joins the scouts on the expedition to the Fallow Mire.

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    6/?
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    AU: Orana is travelling with Varric after the disaster of Kirkwall, and when the Temple of Sacred Ashes comes tumbling down, she is left with a mark on her hand and a duty that she is uncertain she will be able to fulfill.
    Short chapters, filled with lots of love.

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    16/?
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    27
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    64
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    12
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    Originally a Secret Santa gift from when I was part of an Dragon age RP.

    Hawke's gang of misfits are off on a mission and crash at a cabin to avoid a snowstorm. To stave off boredom, Merril finds a lute.

    Just the DA2 squad being the adorable found family they are.

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    1/1
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    12
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    2
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    61
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    Elf. Mage. Tranquil. Marked. Blessed. Freed. Nova awoke with the Anchor on her hand and a sun tatoo on her forehead. She was silent for ten years and now she will learn to sing.

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    4/?
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    31
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    8
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    Cullen Rutherford firmly believes redheads are bad luck thanks to his experiences with the Hero of Ferelden and the Champion of Kirkwall. When one comes flying out of a tear in the sky, Cullen finds himself resigned to plodding through this Inquisition and working with the Inquisitor--even if she has red hair. And asks too many invasive questions. And begs everyone to not hunt the nugs and fennecs around Haven. And has a nasty habit of sneaking up on him.

    And even if he finds her dreadfully attractive.

    Solas came to the village of Haven on a mission. Having his mission thwarted only to have to place faith in a human woman is enough to drive him to insanity. Even more upsetting is his growing attraction and eventual obsession with a being he deems inferior to him. Darker things in him, things he thought long buried, begin to rear their heads.

    Valentina Trevelyan always has a joke. When she doesn't have a joke, she's always willing to flirt. If she can't flirt, she has knives. Anything she can do at all to keep people from seeing that the Herald is one wrong move away from crying in front of the entire Inquisition.

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    5/?
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    12
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    Inquisitor Cadash is waiting for a nickname - whatever that means...

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    How Varric gave Merrill the nickname Daisy.

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    1/1
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    Short stories and prompt fills from across Thedas, all part of my little headcanon. Expect many pairings, lots of fluff, humor, and general weirdness.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    34
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Luna Fenrelis finds her life turned upside down as she escapes her life of theft and political assassination contracts in the Dalish slums to come to Skyhold with her two lifelong friends, Owen and Jared. She makes new friends and new enemies, this mysterious organization suddenly starting to feel like home. Cullen Rutherford, an ex-templar working as a commander for the Inquisition armies, catches her eye and she spends most of her spare time trying to convince herself to remain as far away from him as possible while he battles with his own demons while secretly observing her. But as time goes on and her past issues start resurfacing to haunt her, will she be able to overcome them while also battling alongside the Inquisition? Will she be able to finally open up to her own self and finally resolve the hidden monsters in her closet while coming to terms with her emotions?

    rated M for relationship abuse / heavy sexual content

    HEAVY NSFW later in the series - abuse warning - heavy emotional baggage & whatnot - shit gets deep idk

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Varric Tethras, the famous author of "Hard in Hightown", "The Tale of the Champion" and "Swords and Shields", takes up his quill again to bring his loyal readers a short tale in celebration of Satinalia.

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    1/1
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    After facing down Quentin and losing her mother, Leandra; Misrann Hawke sits alone in her room as the last Hawke alive. In her grief, she pushes her friends away from her, even the Dalish woman she loves.
    Sometimes it doesn't matter what someone says.
    Sometimes you just need the right person to say nothing at all.

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    What will become of our luckless leading men? Can ordeals of the heart ever be vanquished? Will anyone get their special biscuits after all? Find out in the final installment of Varric Tethras' steamy autobiographical romance, where erotic tension sings through the air like a thrown dagger, and shyness boils away against the heat of passion!

    Hold onto your breeches and prepare for...
    Action-packed battles! Musical numbers! And a happy ending because damn it, we deserved it.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    32
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    The second installment of Varric Tethras' tell-all romantic memoir, packed to the brim with...
    Angst! Assassins! Hearts that yearn! Intrigue! Eroticism!

    (that doesn't tell the reader anything useful, who writes these damn blurbs?)

    Moping! Miscommunication! Matchmaking!
    Jump-rope rhymes!

    'Brought together by a twist of fate, two people as unlike one another as could be found, tragically sundered by misconception, both aching to be reunited despite it all? I would read that.' -Cassandra Pentaghast

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    33,252
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    245
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    POSSIBLE TITLES:
    This Shit Was Even Weirder: A Surprisingly Not-Doomed Romance In The Shadow of the Apocalypse
    The Commander and the Rogue already taken, Antivan maritime smut with an elf girl in it
    How The Hell I Ended Up With That Guy: A Tale for The People Who Keep Asking Me About It In Bars
    The Short and Curlies that's just terrible
    Love Among the tropey garbage
    A Tale of Two Names pretentious and unclear
    The Penman's Paramour
    Memoirs of a Moron (That He's Going to Regret Publishing and Will Never Hear The End Of for As Long As He Lives)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    50
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    5
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    414
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    This is not the Thedas you were looking for.

    Aka, the crackfic no one asked for, where the game is too real. Plot coming soon!

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    English
    Words:
    10,858
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    23
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    88
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    7
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    1260
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    A brief overview of what-if universes where Nelaros, Tamlen, Ashaad, Ketojan, Felix, and the alternate Hawke twin survive, Feynriel helps the person trapped in the Fade during Here Lies the Abyss escape, and Alistair learns that Fiona is his mother — narrated by Varric, who is tired of writing tragedies, and finds himself fantasizing about happier, more upbeat tales.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    23
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    2
    Hits:
    180
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    A few years after the Exalted Council, Varric purchases a strip joint in Frostback Basin. Solas, Thom, Iron Bull are the performers. Iron Bull prefers being a bouncer, but loves the attention too much to not be on the floor once every blue moon. Cullen doubles as a bartender and waiter. Orlesians and Fereldans alike scandalize him daily. Sera coined the name 'Faded Glory' just to irritate an elfy individual. The name stuck. Now, Solas has egg on his face and fishnets on his ass.

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    3,253
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    99

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