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    Garrett Hawke is what they call a "disaster bi": a hot mess on two legs, drinking, racing, and fucking his way through Kirkwall. He can get away with it; his father, Malcolm Hawke, is a legend, the inventor of the world's only magitek smartphone and CEO of the Amell Corporation. But this time he's gone too far. For his own good -- and for the good of the family -- Malcolm is placing his fate in the hands of Mals' best friend, Varric Tethras. If he can stick to the new rules, he might find himself back on the straight and narrow; if not, he's sure to be... punished.

    Modern AU with BDSM themes and complicated worldbuilding. Chapter count is exact, first draft is finished.

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    When Viscount Varric Tethras receives a special invitation from Paragon-elect Bianca Davri, he must make a reluctant journey to Orzammar. Of all his friends, Bethany Hawke is the only one who can come along, hopefully to add a little sunlight to what promises to be a dull affair.

    Varric’s plan to make a brief appearance underground becomes complicated when Bethany is mistaken for his girlfriend. Together, they navigate dwarven society, investigate a weapons racket, and fall in love.

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    When Varric Tethras (rogue, storyteller, and occasionally unwelcome tagalong) is finally introduced to the only survivor of the explosion at the Temple of Sacred Ashes, he's horrified to discover that it's none other than Bethany Hawke. With her older brother Garrett off as a member of Isabela's pirate crew, and her twin brother Carver serving with the Grey Wardens, Varric reasons that it's his responsibility to protect Bethany as much as possible. Together, they have to survive everything Thedas keeps throwing at them - and at each other. Warning is for later chapters.

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    He should be in Kirkwall, restoring orders and fixing the mess he and his friends started. But no, here he was in the ass end of Thedas with this mark on his hand that no one knew anything about. Well...Shit.

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    "Vehendis, you're right. The additional head wound was completely unnecessary. Your sense of humor was already atrocious."

    Fenris left Kirkwall because he can't picture living in a world without Reyna Hawke. Unfortunately, staying out of trouble is something Hawke is incapable of doing. If it wasn't bad enough being on the run, Fenris is plagued by dreams of horrible things and a suspicion that there is something else just as dangerous and terrible waiting for them.

    Staying at Hawke's side seems to have strained the only romantic relationship Varric has ever cared about. He writes letters, as he always has, but obtains no response. Brokenhearted, he works on the Tale of the Champion. Unfortunately, when people come looking for Hawke, it is his door they find. He won't draw his best friend to her doom, but before he can gracefully escape the world goes to shit. This is where the miracle starts: Maria Cadash is a Carta heiress and a damn fine Wicked Grace player with a glowing hand. When she steps out of a rift, none of their lives will ever be the same again.

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    Lady of Perpetual Victory, your praises I sing!
    Gladly do I accept the gift invaluable
    Of your glory! Let me be the vessel
    Which bears the Light of your promise
    To the world expectant.

     

     

    sebastian vael was not a stranger to sin, no, but they were long separated acquaintances, and he had not thought to meet it again.

    until, of course, he met the herald of andraste.

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    In Kirkwall, Varric Tethras broke the cardinal rule of storytelling: never get personally involved in the story. He won't make that mistake this time.

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    There was no time left. The anchor was killing her. She knew who he was, what he had done, and what he was planning to do. With each pulse of her hand, she felt herself slipping away. She wouldn't give Solas the satisfaction of taking the mark back, no. She would die with it. Her choice, free from would-be gods.

    So when she chose to end it all, using the mark itself to do it, you can imagine her shock upon waking perfectly intact. In another world, maybe. But this was giving her a case of serious deja-vu.

    In which the Inquisitor gets resurrected instead of Flemeth on Sundermount, and sees Hawke's bullshit firsthand.

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    Ever wonder what would happen if the Hero of Ferelden didn't kill Flemeth? She gave the resurrection stone to Hawke regardless of the choices made in Origins. Combine that with taking the Well of Sorrows, the weird time magic experienced in the mage-alliance quest... and this happened.

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    Fenris comes to Skyhold on the trail of Hawke.

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    "Look at it this way, Sniffles", Varric said with a grin. "If you're here, you're probably meant to be here. Otherwise you wouldn't be here at all."

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    Modern girl in Thedas, but PLOTTWIST, the game doesn't actually exist so nothing makes sense and everything is dangerously outrageous. Or outrageously dangerous. Whatever floats your boat.

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    Isabela gets inspired to write one of her "friend-fiction" stories about two friends who seem to need a nudge. The result is magnificently bad, but everyone loves it anyway. Well... almost everyone.

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    A brief overview of what-if universes where Nelaros, Tamlen, Ashaad, Ketojan, Felix, and the alternate Hawke twin survive, Feynriel helps the person trapped in the Fade during Here Lies the Abyss escape, and Alistair learns that Fiona is his mother — narrated by Varric, who is tired of writing tragedies, and finds himself fantasizing about happier, more upbeat tales.

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    “You liiike him.” Bull stated again, emphasis falling to insinuate that Dorian must have some sort of novice's crush.

    Dorian blushed, which likely lent no credence to his reply, “I do not!”
    ~~~
    The working title for this fic was "tfw poly" so I feel like that sums it up p well.

    The title is from Send Them Off! by Bastille because I am an actual trash hipster.

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    Some days he felt like a marriage counsellor (others he wanted to write it all down in a book).

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    Kali is tough, stubborn, and pissed off after waking up to find herself trapped in a tangled web of chains only she can hope to unravel. With the help of some unique friends along the way can she stop the out of control sect of Templars experimenting on non-humans? Can she beat the poison running through her veins or will it finally consume her?

    Or as my editor so kindly summarized the entire work for me:

    A female dwarf unwittingly ambles into a horrifying plot involving Templars trying to nullify magic, and in doing so stumbles across the path of one clever-tongued surface-dwelling merchant Prince storyteller with whom she is about to have many experiences, and sexy encounters, in common. Filled with torture, violence, and an indomitable need to survive and mete out justice to wrongdoers, all while getting her ass thoroughly kicked, this story is fucking long as hell and totally awesome.

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