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    An alternate universe version of A Storm of Swords where Jaime is a vampire. Brienne of Tarth is tasked with escorting him back to King's Landing in exchange for Sansa Stark -- a still human Sansa Stark. Everything is the same, except that everything is also different.

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    “Why, Cat, I didn’t think you cared.” His voice is droll, his eyes flickering between Lady Catelyn and Brienne. “I haven’t had virgin blood in so long. My mouth is positively watering for a taste.”

     

    Brienne can’t prevent the hot blush that floods her cheeks. The vampire’s eyes practically twinkle.

     

    “She may be as ugly as an aurochs,” he says, pinning Brienne in place with a look, a deadly predator even leashed as he is. “But she blushes deliciously.”

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    When the apocalypse hits, Arya Stark takes part in a years-long road trip with Gendry, Hot Pie, and Lommy, all of them trying to live through said apocalypse and not get killed in the undead wasteland by either the dead or hostile groups. Modern/Zombie Apocalypse AU.

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    "You have a backbone made of Valyrian steel," Jaime whispered, and it meant more to her than any false words of beauty.

     

    Writer's Month 2019 Prompt: Day Eleven - Whump.

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    Three hundred gold dragons isn’t enough to save anyone.

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    The Mummy AU - For years Brienne has been trying to find whether the legend of Lightbringer was true, and whether her dreams are more than that. Now she has the chance to find out, pity the only person who can take her there is the rudest and most aggrieving man in Westeros.

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    In which I meta-ed and spent an unholy amount of words doing some asos/affc text analysis to break down the Jaime/Brienne relationship and bring up all the actual textual reasons of why I think they're book-canon headed for romance, of how they relate to each other and how their journeys intersect and parallel each other.

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    Jaime Lannister has defected from the Crown and left his sister in order to fulfill his pledge to join the war against the undead. But the journey will not be as simple as it sounds. Jaime finds that the road north is paved with choices - and he will not be traveling alone. This story picks up right where season 7 left off.

    Completed work. Post-season 7 canon divergence, written before season 8 aired.

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    Theon has less than a year before his family’s debt is paid and he can once more be a free citizen of the Roman Empire and again take his place by his beloved Robb’s side as his equal. But of course, the gods have other plans, and the only one crueler than Fortuna is Theon’s new master.

    Perhaps there's another shift in the winds of fortune when he meets a mysterious and darkly beautiful gladiator from lands beyond Hadrian's Wall...

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    “Jaime,” she whispers. “Jaime, what are you doing?”

    “Dying,” he whispers back.

    What — is he — oh, no. This has gone way beyond her oath now. Fine, she swore she’d keep him alive, but after what she saw this morning… he does have some of that fire in him left. And he does want to get out of this. And he doesn’t deserve such an undignified death. Not a swordsman like that, not a man who could fight like that, not a man whose eyes were so bright even when chained inside a dirty dungeon. Not a man who had the guts to try and steal that sword.

    “No,” Brienne urges him, “no, you must live.”

    “Stop telling me what do, wench. I’ll die if it pleases me.” He sounds like he’s done for, and like he has lost everything he had going for him, and gods, she gets it, she gets it, but — no. She can’t let him give up. She won’t. She never would have gone anywhere if she let that feeling get to her and he’s certainly not done for, handless or not.
     

    Or: ASOS, Jaime IV and V, from Brienne's POV.

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    It's the Lady and the Tramp AU that nobody wanted.

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    167
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    Brienne had felt certain that she’d have no problem at all being in such close quarters with Jaime Lannister as she escorted him from Riverrun to King’s Landing. It wasn’t a prime situation, to be sure, but with all the sins he’d committed, there was no risk of him Changing. Surely the gods would not gift such a man with that highest of Their blessings?

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    When Jaime Lannister started dating Brienne of Tarth, he knew that she had baggage but now that things are changing, will he be able to handle all the things in her past that turned her in who she is?

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
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    Tyrion washes up on the banks of the Blackwater Rush after the Battle of Blackwater Bay. Jaime doesn't come back in time to save Brienne from the Harrenhal Bear Pit.

    "Did you hear that, Bear?" Said Monkey,
    "We'll get out of here, fair and square
    They've left the gate open wide!"

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    AU: The Mountain is big and ruthless and soulless, and unstoppable. But intelligent he is not. When lord Tywin sends him after Vargo, things don't go as planned.

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    Here's a song I wrote a while ago, about Jaime Lannister and his journey from his imprisonment at the Stark's campsite until his way back home.

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    Modern AU. Wherein the Lannisters are not the snobs of Westeros but the snobs of L.A.

    There is a political vacuum in Tywin's company after Robert's death. How will his troubled children fare amidst the newly come contenders? Tywin as the typical hard-handed business mogul. Tyrion as the typical troublemaker. Jaime as the typical do-nothing dreamboat. Cersei as the typical fashion icon Cruella. Or are they? (Feat. Sansa Stark as the very unlikely intern who needs to watch and learn.)

    Focusing on the fates of Tyrion, Cersei, Jaime, Sansa, and all of their friends and foes as they jockey for power and survival across the upper planes of the Californian society rollercoaster.

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    6/?
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    11
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    where the entirety of Westeros turns into mutants and it’s not good news for most of them.

    Also, where Jaime and Brienne still go on their road trip in which their mutations change some things while others remain as they were and every other Lannister in King's Landing has mutation-related issues to deal with.

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    Theon gets a prison tattoo.

    This work started as a 3 chapter request fill but festered in my mind and grew.

    Part 1: Shallow Waters, or Guess Who's Coming to Prison?
    Part 2: Flesh and Steel, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blade

     

    Every comment is a hug for Theon. Each kudos makes Ramsay smile.

    That's just the rule for thramsay fics, if anyone didn't know already. I mean, do what you want, I can't make you care about these characters and their happiness. It just seems like something a nice, thoughtful, intelligent person would do and I always saw you that way.

    You're not going to let me down?

    Are you?

    FOR MORE MANIPULATION LIKE THAT; READ THIS FIC! YAY! :D

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    Comments:
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    Jaime punches a goat, Brienne gets stuck, Daven picks up some hot gossip, and Bronn breaks the law. It’s just another boring summer day working at Casterly Rock Golf Club.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1718

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