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    Chloe and Candace organize a double date for Timmy and Trixie, and Phineas and Isabella. However, when Tootie shows up and Chloe lies about her plans, she realizes she messed up, and enlists Buford and Baljeet to distract Tootie. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz forces Perry and Veronica to team up with him when he learns Rodney is in town.

    (Originally published on FanFiction.Net at 23/04/18)

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    Vanessa Doofenshmirtz comes out as bisexual to her dad. As he does the most he can to support her orientation, he realizes maybe he himself isn't as straight as previously thought.

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    We all have parts of us that we display to the world. We all have parts that we show only to our loved ones, and other parts that we’re afraid to think about. If you could choose to erase the worst of yourself, would you do it?

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    It's the first day of summer in the Tri-State Area. Big ideas will be had, and bigger ideas brought to fruition. Evil and secret agents, peanut butter and rubber snakes, inexplicable forces of the universe and ceaseless efforts to bring justice where it seems lacking.

    Just your average first day of summer, really.

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    Ienzo is still not good with this touching thing. Especially with his neck.

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    Perhaps the most craziest story you will ever see about cartoons, comics, videogames and else. Many people, many plots, many sex scenes and one goal: save the world from evil. Written in partnership with a non-AO3 member

    PS: Underage characters are in this story, but not in sexual scenes. Mostly they are for family scenes, comedical and to a plot revolving sexual abuse (those scenes won't be described in the plot, just mentioned as it's part of a very important arc due to one of the co-writer request (survival of sexual abuse).

    All teen characters at their original cartoon pprtraits are in this story series aged 18+ in order to get into sexual intercourse in this storydom

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    Phineas and Ferb have a babysitter while Candace is on a date and their parents aren't home...but who could it be?

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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz was the mysterious, reclusive, genius founder of the most innovative technology company in the world. He was also a single father, a billionaire, a survivor and a person of interest to the secret organization called O.W.C.A.

    Henry "Perry" Fletcher had a stellar military career up until he'd been wounded and lost the ability to speak. Newly drafted to the O.W.C.A., his first mission is to gather intelligence on the Doofenshmirtz brothers. Honestly it'd been easier to do his job when he wasn't living with his family, who had no idea what he's done for most of his career.

    Little do Heinz and Perry realize that their meeting will jumpstart a series of events that will change their lives forever.

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    Now that Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Perry Michael have begun their life together, things are looking up. But with loose ends that still haven't been tied, both are in for a crazy ride. When the lines between good and evil are blurred, will Perry and Heinz's new relationship survive?

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    His schemes may be the most exhilarating parts of your days, but it’s the moments in between that mean the most.

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    Your name is DOCTOR HEINZZ DOOFNZ and you are ABOUT TO DIE.
    Your moirail has betrayed you. He’s exposed you as a mutant to the Empress, and now you are GOING TO DIE.
    There’s only one possible solution to all this... One last desperate, crazy idea...

    ...
    What if the cast of Phineas and Ferb were Homestuck Trolls? The clash of two equally weird universes gives birth to the fanfic that nobody thought to ask for. If you want political intrigue, quadrant confusion, tragic backstories, crazy inventions, and more weirdness than should be physically possible, than this is the series for you.

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    Girl crushes, amiright? [insert that one Oprah gif here] Candace's got it bad for the daughter of a certain evil scientist. Post-Canon. No longer a oneshot.

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    Trixie keeps having romantic dreams about Timmy, so she enlists Phineas and Ferb to create a device that lets her and her friends travel into her mind. Meanwhile, Timmy challenges Vicky to a competition for the title of Skate Park Queen again, and Doofenshmirtz tours with Perry in town while getting chased by Tad and Chad due to some secret.

    (Originally posted on FanFiction.Net at 12/03/17)

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    After reading about the differences between platypuses and humans, and seeing as making himself a platypus didn't work out, Doofenshmirtz decides to make a Human Inator. As per usual, the inator hits things that he doesn't intend them to hit.

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    When Vanessa invites Candace to coffee after school, Candace doesn't think anything of it.

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    A collection of short, medium, and stories written for fun! Includes all types of genres , it is general stories of ficlets, drabbles, oneshots, and so much more! Rating may go up depending on what next drabble, ficlet, or oneshot may be! Multi-pairing drabble!

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    I'm working on a full, Post OWCA Files Perryshmirtz fic, and in the process of making this the best fic it can possibly be I have begun to cut out some stand-alone scenes for revision and have decided to post them here rather than keeping them to myself. So, please enjoy this random collection of outtakes from my Post-OWCA Files master fic, "Sparing Partners."

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    2/?
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    This is an AU. An AU where Heinz was abandoned in the woods when he was a baby, growing up and becoming a child of the wilderness and saving a little boys life with the name Roger Doofenshmirtz. Now after many years, said little boy is searching for a long lost brother he never knew of.

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    Obviously Vanessa is the cool one.

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    After getting trapped in the closet, Doofenshmirtz and Perry play truth or dare. What they did not expect is that how quick this will end.

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