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    Who needs Las Vegas to get drunk-married when you have magic? Not Sirius and Harry, that's for sure.

    Or: a writer's smut exercise.

    Language:
    English
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    9,201
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    196
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    Yelena punishes Clint for killing her sister. By the time she figures out the truth, it's too late—Clint is too far gone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    406
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    This is what Captain America and the White Wolf do to him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    552
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    “He’s Louis Tomlinson,” the General spoke from next to Louis. “The Sun Summoner, moi tsar,” the General said, looking at Louis.

    “He will change the future,” the General said, looking at the king and the queen. “Starting now.”

    The General raised his hand and shadows creeped up from every corner of the Great Hall, enveloping them all in darkness. Louis was reminded of the time when these shadows had protected him, them, from the harsh winter of Ravka.

    “Now call the sun,” the General leaned in and whispered in Louis’ ear.

    Language:
    English
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    21,895
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    837
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    Summary

    I want to get better at writing, specifically at writing smut

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,317
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3129
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    Cas was resurrected. Dean told Cas that he loves him, that he can have everything he wanted, but Cas has to stay with him. Cas promised that he would. The thing is, he didn’t realize how literal Dean was being.

    Now, Cas works on rebuilding Heaven with the angels, while he builds a new life with Dean. Neither of those things are as easy as Cas would have liked.

    *

    “Angels have been interfering for too long,” Jack insists. “Humanity deserves some peace, and I intend to give it to them.”

    “Then why did Cas go back?” Anna demands.

    “That doesn’t matter,” Cas says, willing Anna to just let it go.

    “Yes it does!” she argues instead.

    “And Heaven deserves some peace too!” Jack continues, raising his voice. “That won’t happen if we’re getting into conflicts on Earth.”

    “Then why does Cas get to go back and I don’t?”

    “That’s different,” Jack says. Cas cringes.

    “Why, because it’s the Winchesters?” Anna asks. “The old God is dead, why are they still the centre of the universe?”

    “Because it’s Dean,” Cas says.

    “And?!”

    “And I love him!”

    "It's still not fair. You can't set up rules and exceptions and call Heaven free."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    81,744
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    205
    Kudos:
    279
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    6627
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    Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1113
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    Clint turns down his request for a selfie. Clint finds out the hard way that he's going to get what he wants whether Clint likes it or not.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    1106
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    When Dick falls asleep, Robin dreams.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    493
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    Clint Barton finds himself pinned underneath his couch while Lucky has his way with him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,050
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1753
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    Rantaro went surfing on the internet and came back with a newfound kink and he wants his boyfriend to help him find out if it looks good as he thought it would.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,748
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    343
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    "Era noite de Halloween, e fazer um ritual mequetrefe proposto por Johnny e sua trupe de caçadores de fantasmas era a última coisa que Doyoung gostaria de fazer. Quando percebeu, já havia um tabuleiro meia boca na sua mesa de jantar, e um demônio se comunicando através de palavras desconexas e batidas na porta do quarto.

    Seu nome era Taeyong e, aparentemente, ele queria brincar."

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    9,067
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    19
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    Ron is enjoying his two weeks at Hermione's house after they've got together, when a sudden event causes him to stay with the Grangers for longer than anticipated. The Grangers had planned a romantic vacation in Spain for the two of them, but, with the change of plans, they take the two teenagers as well.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,279
    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    4635
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    Jill encounters the vampiric inhabitants of Castle Dimitrescu. The trio have nothing but indecent and obscene intent for the blonde… but the girls aren’t aware that Jill’s mutation makes her more than a match for them—well, most of them, anyway…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,157
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1181
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    What happens when you're too good at seduction and end up seducing your boss? Obito is about to find out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    568
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    Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu don't know that they are characters from a bad porn novel. They don't know how dual cultivation works either, but it's the only way to prevent Liu Qingge's qi deviation from condemning them both.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,457
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    309
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2341
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    Blake Belladonna means to use her superpowers to break into Winter Schnee's office and bring back what she can to the White Fang.

    Instead, she finds herself at the center of a desperate battle to destroy Salem, the controller of, if not source of, the Grimm Infection.

    Also she gets fucked. A lot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,956
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    15043
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    He couldn’t blame anyone else. After his mother had a huge stroke and her youngest sister started to live with him while his mother had to live in a care home, he took advantage of the situation. His aunt was uncaring in the wrong way. Yes, he was finally allowed to have an allowance and freely stay over at friends’ houses, but she was the “cool aunt” in almost all the wrong ways. She spent most days and nights out of town, at times an entire week. She just kept giving him money for food and essentials, trusting Sonia’s “Perfect Eddie-Bear” to be a good boy.

    OR: Eddie starts to masturbate in Richie's bed, but ends up in a Very Bad Situation™
    Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.
    I repeat! DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,645
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1342
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    Originally written for the SPN Kink Meme between January and May 2010, for the prompt:

    Jensen's cock belongs to Jared. Jensen is not allowed to touch his cock at all, and Jared never touches it when they fuck. According to Jared, Jensen needs to learn to come from being fucked in the ass or he won't get to come at all. Ever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,852
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    891
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    Summary

    A one year old boy is fucked by the monsters under his bed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,251
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    3787

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