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As a child, Rey summons a demon to help her with her ancient history homework. Krampus shows up to help and decides to mend his ways as a child punisher. For that, he is booted out of the demon realm and forced to live among humans. Krampus--now Kylo--isn't too unhappy with that idea. He decides to find his lovely grown-up Rey and give her the good news.
He's hers. Her pet demon. Surprise!Series
- Part 17 of Holiday Stories
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Rey's past sins to survive has landed her in hell. After dying very young due to a drug deal going wrong. Rey is now a hell demon devil and meets her assigned demon devil. Who was once human like her and helps her with her plea because Rey believes there was mistake. Kylo Ren formerly known Ben Solo has a new hell demon devil to train, but she thinks her place in death is a mistake and helps her with her plea. However, he ends up finding his hellish bride and falling in love but have read her file and knows she really belongs in heaven or given a second chance.
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Rey enters her sixth year of Hogwarts and has to be paired up with none other than Ben Solo, the Slytherin who has made her life miserable for the last 5 years.
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“Not a chance” she laughs rolling her eyes “A less than appealing girl, a mud blood no less, with no family. You even said it yourself, I’m a burden, unwanted garbage that was thrown away”“Rey—” his expression filled with remorse hearing the words he told her the other day leave her mouth. He can tell that by the way her eyes drop to her feet as she speaks that they had hurt her. He regrets ever having said it at all.
“Come on, you know I’m right” her eyes drift back to his, and he can see the tears pooling at the bottom.
Ben steps closer to her bending his head down so that his lips get slow enough to her ear she can feel his hot breath. Her heart skips due to his proximity, the closeness to her that he had willingly done. Ben’s hand drifts back to grasp her bare bicep, the touch electrifying, sending a jolt to course through her.
“I was wrong. None of those things I said are true. You are wanted. And your parents—whoever they were, are the pieces of trash. You are brilliant, and I have no issue telling you—"
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Rey gets the surprise of her life when she pickpockets Ben and accidentally triggers their soulmate bond.
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Across The Stars by idrilhadhafang
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Poe Dameron: Free Fall - Alex Segura, Star Wars: Shadow of the Sith - Adam Christopher
12 Nov 2022
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The ships I write, and their soulmate marks.
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“I, for one, don’t think you’re that obnoxious,” he said, his voice deep and practically in her ear.
Rey looked up, the anger swelling in her chest, and was startled to see his face less than a foot from hers, his chin resting on the arms he had draped over the back of his desk chair. She could feel the heat creep into her face —from totally justified anger, she told herself— as she bit back, “Oh my god, are you always such a jerk?”
“Usually,” he said with amusement in his voice, “But sometimes I can be a real asshole, too.”
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High School is hard. It's even harder when you're stuck in detention with the worst person imaginable.
Or Rey and Ben meet in detention. She's the quintessential popular girl, or at least that's what Ben assumes. Ben is the typical burnout. Or at least that's what she thinks.
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Ben Solo has been under Snoke's watchful guidance for a while now. He's made quite the impression, and has taken to his teachings like he was born to do.
Everything has gone well, and he's been loyal to a fault. So when his Master decides it's time for his 16 year old Apprentice to become a man, Ben is all too eager.
At a brothel on Jakku, he finds the perfect girl.... But with deceptions and ulterior motives surrounding them, things are tainted from the start.
READ THE NOTES PER CHAPTER FOR TRIGGERS.
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Spark Notes by ebongawk (makeshiftcandy), makeshiftcandy
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
11 Apr 2022
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If she kept her nose in her books and graduated this year on track, she’d completely bypass her freshman year of college and start her first semester at Coruscant University as a sophomore.
One step closer to financial freedom.
One step closer to never having to rely on another person again.
Once she’d achieved her degree in engineering, perhaps she’d elect to allow the universe to introduce her to her soulmate. But, for now, she was perfectly content without the distraction.OR
The universe has other plans.
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(it comes to me, as of a dream) by AQuill2Thrill
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Logan Lucky (2017)
16 Jan 2022
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“To this day, she can’t explain what happens in that breath of time. Frankly, it defies explanation.
Somehow, in the span of that glance, it’s as if they share a single, identical thought:
Don’t leave.”
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It’s nearly midnight on Christmas Eve when Rey Kanata’s car gets stuck in the snow just outside of the Duck Tape Bar & Grill. She seeks shelter from the storm with the bar’s tall, dark, and handsome owner, Clyde Logan, yet little does she know, he will soon become her safe haven in more ways than one. -
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What happens if a young Ben Solo overhears his parents and Luke talking while at the training camp? Ben's conflicted soul is tempted to finally go to Snoke when he feels the pull to the light. Taking his ship, the Grimtaash, he seeks the beacon of light. What happens when twenty-year-old Ben crashes on Jakku only to meet a young feral scavenger? Will she help him repair his ship? Or will she scrap the ship for portions?
Journey through Rey's adolescence and Ben as he tries to train her over the years. What complications develop with Rey's blossoming feelings for Ben? -
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TFA interrogation scene with a few twists. Kylo in this story has the upper hand in how to gain not only access to Rey but her memories.
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When in Milan by Spencebox
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Dec 2021
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“Aren’t they lovely?” whispered Rose. “I’ve never owned a piece of Skywalker before.”
“Fat chance, Rosie. Look at the price of that belt. I wouldn’t spend that much on clothes.”
“Is it stupid of me to ask who the Skywalkers are?”
Launching herself from the glass to Rey, Rose shook her friend by the shoulders.
“Only the most amazing brand to ever exist! They’ve designed for everyone, Rey, and like I said, I’d kill to have one of their pieces. The Skywalkers have had a stake in the design business since the 60’s and they basically own the fashion market.”
“Oh.”
“Oh? That’s all? Oh?” Rose shook her head, black hair flying back and forth. “You’re hopeless, Rey. How can you ever be fashionable if you don’t know about the height of fashion?”
Or a meet-cute featuring mildly Italian Ben who wears suits and is Reysexual.
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The Girl With No Name by Rey_Lo
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
13 Nov 2021
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The girl is a slave for Unkar Plutt on the planet of Jakku. After she causes trouble for Plutt, she is sent to work for Mashra, an Aqualish, who teaches her how to scavenge in the Starship Graveyard. One night when they go to the village of Tuanal, the girl has a strange dream of the villagers massacred and encounters a boy who then disappears. Dreams of an Island far away continue as Mashra becomes unwell.
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Rey having enough of the shit show her life was, snaps and tries to end it all, but somehow, she summons Kylo Ren, a demon. How will he react to what he's accidentally summoned to?
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Closing Time by Impossiblefangirl0632 for niennathegrey
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 May 2021
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At the start of a new semester, Rey has to switch her shift at the Chandrila Museum's coffee shop from opening to closing shift.
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An Offering to a Hutt by dark_kalika
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
20 Mar 2021
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When Unkar has dealings with Arok the Hutt, Rey gets dragged along.
Everyone on the ship, including Arok's pet female, gets to enjoy Rey.
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- Part 5 of Hungry Rey
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inspired by the tweet: "@paleswhore he looks like a retired carpenter who has a bad leg and enjoys sitting in his la-z-boy all day long. he sometimes lets you ride his thigh, murmuring, 'easy, kid... been a long time since i had a sweet thing squirming in my lap like this. you trying to give me a heart attack?'"
Rey's a freshman in college, until she finds a place to stay her dad's best friend has offered his home for her to crash in since he lives in the same city her university is situated in. The problem is: she's always had a crush on the man. How long will it take her to give in to her childhood crush and show Mr. Solo she's no longer a little girl?
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“I’d like to talk to Rey.”
The girl nodded. “I’m listening.”
“No, I want to talk to Rey,” he pressed.
She looked at him expectantly. “Yes?”
And then it clicked. The faceless dude who had charmed the pants off his parents and this alluring freckled beauty were one and the same. Fuck his life.
“But…” Ben gaped like a fish, “you’re a woman.”
The girl’s huff puffed her chest and crap, he didn’t need to imagine what she looked like under her apron. “So I’ve been told.”After finding out that his family decided to give their bakery to a virtual stranger Ben returns to his hometown to reclaim his heirloom. It doesn't go the way he expected. Maybe it's for the best.
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The Magpie and the Raven by Naterboo
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
20 Nov 2020
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A Raven and a Magpie meet, destiny comes next.
Rey Niima is a twenty five year old stuck in a rut, but an adventure sneaks up on her and she's thrust into a different dimension full of magic and secrets from her past. She follows a Raven through a forest and discovers herself and an untapped power she never even dreamed she could posses, but war dogs her steps and she gets pulled into the middle of it.
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Rey Niima is a sophomore at Chandrila High and in the spring semester she feels like her world is falling apart.
Sometimes in life you have to get broken to find out what you're made of.
OR: How I attempt to process certain traumatic events from my own personal teenage experiences via these dumb dumbs and all their adorableness. Might have a few run-in's with a cliche or two, some cheese, but also a fuck ton of heart... and of course, eventual Reylo.
**BTW, there's not going to be true smut in this y'all--I love me some good smut, but you won't find it here! You WILL find it in my other works though ;) **