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    It was just supposed to be a release, a way to keep their minds on the mission. But now, as Haruno Sakura threaded her fingers through her lover's shaggy mane and bit down on her lip, she conceded that perhaps things had gotten out of hand. KakaSaku goodness, post series. Lemons so intense your mouth will water. ;P

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    Rivals since birth Aiko despises Sasuke Uchiha. Genius, bad boy mixed with play boy. Sasuke drives Aiko insane to the point of no return. The two don't jell well and that's just covering it lightly. Sasuke Konoha Highs resident bad boy is forced to comes to terms with being forced to live with Aiko. However, that doesn't stop his bad streak. His stubborn persona won't let Aiko win at anything. Lets just say its "pride" at stake.

    Aiko forced to live with Sasuke is the end of her world really. Fearful of parties every night and strange women floating around the house. Her grades are at stake. Aiko doesn't want to let everyone see the nasty side of her that Sasuke brings out. She fears rejection of the love of her life. Mr. Naruto Uzumaki

    Naruto is Sasuke's best friend alongside Aiko. Innocent of their hatred Naruto mistake it for love and well tries his hardest to convert Sasuke from the Bad Boy Playboy, to the Nice Boy. Naruto unaware of Aiko's feelings follows his crush on Sakura.

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    Yukon Quest; 'the most difficult dog sled race in the world.'

    Notorious musher Sasuke Uchiha enters the annual Yukon Quest, arrogant and overly-confident in his abilities as per usual. However, no amount of experience can prepare anyone for the ruthless forces of Mother Nature. When the deadliest blizzard since 88' abruptly strikes, the race is terminated. Except— one team is still missing.

    Thus brings Naruto Uzumaki, region's best tracker and rescuer who is determined to find the lost musher, no matter how much of a dickhead he had been.

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    The Voice introduces himself as Genos, a cyborg that died protecting Earth and his sensei from an invasion of monster toads. His hallucination is very creative.

    [Updates random due to school schedule]

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    Uchiha Sasuke przez całe swoje życie patrzył na swojego brata: najpierw z podziwem, później z nienawiścią. W końcu udaje mu się osiągnąć swój cel i pokonać raz na zawsze Itachiego. Budzi się w jaskini w otoczeniu nieznanego mu członka Akatsuki, który twierdzi, iż zna prawdę o jego bracie. Zanim jednak Sasuke zdąży się dowiedzieć, co ten ma na myśli, chłopak przez przypadek uruchamia znaleziony wcześniej zwój.
    Sasuke budzi się w przeszłości, znów mając osiem lat. Czy znając przyszłość uda mu się powstrzymać masakrę klanu Uchiha? Czas upływa, a na odwrócenie niektórych rzeczy jest już za późno... Tragedia już się rozpoczyna, a spirala nienawiści zdaje się być nie do powstrzymania...

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    They say that dead men tell no tales. But when death suddenly becomes a bit more negotiable, a few of them decide it's time to speak up.

    //Wherein Nagato's mass resurrection brings back far more people than he intended, and the Kage Summit turns into an all-out war that changes the face of the Shinobi world//

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    He's always known his life is some sort of sick joke. He just wishes he could figure out the punchline.

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    Sasuke confesses his feelings with an unusual bunch of flowers. Humorous fluff!

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    In which Sasuke loses a bet.

     

     

    (Transferring from W@ttp@d lololo)

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    Sasuke's stuck with the Kaminari for their final physical exams in their second year. Considering who their opponent is, Sasuke's not about to let one classmate's shortcomings risk his chances at victory.

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    She could feel what it's like to be useless, to want to have something far beyond her reach yet never give it up. But now she can't move and knows a new definition of useless.

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    A different take on Inner Sakura. There's a monster in this girl's skin. .On Hiatus until January 2019

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    Sakura only wanted Kakashi-sensei to stop reading porn in public, because it's kind of embarrasing, really. She thought that finding a girlfriend for him would be a perfect way to achieve that. What could go wrong, right?

    Apparently, someone was disagree with her.

     

    Just a little crack about an innocent misunderstanding and a cheesy marriage proposal.

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    Everything that you write in your skin will appear on your soulmate's skin AU.

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    Shikamaru, ever the absentee from actual emotions, bless him, narrows his dark eyes and scowls deeply. "You killed my Sensei", He says, "So I killed you".

    Naruto, who's stood beside him in all his orange jumpsuit glory makes a small noncommittal sound in the back of his throat. He turns his body aroud to face Pain and with a nonchalant expression he proclaimes, "You killed my Sensei, so I killed you too".

    There's a pause, a beat of silence in the air and then all eyes turn to Hotaru who merely blinks, once, twice - "Uh", He voices as he turns to face Sasori, "You didn't kill my Sensei", He says, "But we did kill eachother".

    Konan smotheres a laugh into her hand and disguises it into a cough.

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    16-year-old Naruto Uzumaki is a new student at Konoha High. Where he meets the school's cold-hearted president Sasuke Uchiha. Popular with the ladies as well as part of the famous Uchiha Clan, Sasuke finds the Naruto isn't like the rest and doesn't care about his rank or title, but rather what kind of person he truly is. This ice cold genius and Hotheaded goofball become best of friends and rivals at the same time. Their sexual preferences make for some sexual tension between the two lovebirds. However, when apart of Naruto's past comes back to meet him once again, the two lovebirds find their relationship on the rocks. Leaving Sasuke to feel alone once again and Naruto depressed and closed off. However, Sasuke has a plan... Just what kind of plan thou...

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    Sasuke finally returns to the village to find his wife and daughter only to stumble upon a scene, and some revelations, he did not expect. KakaSaku.

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    Shino was used to being ignored on Valentine's Day. She knew better than to expect anything special. But when her class holds a small holiday party, the kids take things too far, and even Shino gets caught up in drama.

    (Sequel to Breathe)

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    All Sakura wants is to put Sasuke in her past and move on... to his uncle (on accident).

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    A SasuNaru/NaruSasu slice of life. Naruto is feeling his 'mask' slip day by day. Maybe his dream of becoming hokage wasn't cracked up to what it was about to be. And his teammates...hate him. So do the villagers; who've shunned him his whole life. And what does it mean to become a ninja; to be part of the shinobi world? Will he lose his self in the midst of it all? We shall see. If you don't like, DO NOT read. (Summary for Chapters 1 - Chapters ???)

    -ON HIATUS UNTIL SUMMER BREAK-

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