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    Everything in his life seemed to be going wrong, it always has and it’s never gotten better, from since he was young even until now. He rested his head against the shower wall as small sprinkles of water began to fall on him. He wasn’t even good at socializing, he couldn’t make proper conversations or keep a conversation going so how did he think he could even do this?

    The only thing he had going for him was his face, from which people deemed him too “innocent” to do crime or deceive. He was pretty sure that’s why Danzo chose him. Naruto wasn’t even gay, he had never looked at a man with more than just friendship.

    But in this world, we’d all do anything for money.

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    With the death of his clan, Yuki Uchiha must now find a way to avenge them. Sasuke Uchiha, a close friend of his, also experienced the same tragedy, and where his path leads him to loneliness. To one day have to kill his own brother: Itachi Uchiha, the one blamed for the Uchiha massacre. Yuki tries to find another way one where he searches for the truth of it all with his best friend Sui Hyūga. A kunoichi, who is tasked with keeping an eye on him by a man named Danzō.

    Though Yuki has never met Danzō, Sui tells him about the man who is strangely obsessed with the Uchiha clan even after their downfall. With an orange shard as a clue from the Masked Man that attacked his home and the last words of Itachi telling him to “Take care of Sasuke.” Yuki has the clues he needs to search for the truth behind what really happened that day and why did it happen.

    Now at the age of twelve, five years since the Uchiha Massacre, Yuki is ready to become a Genin, the first step on his long road as a ninja. Where he meets friends that challenge him on every level from love to hate. From fear to pride and even his dreams to goals.

    Relationships, drama, and a whole lot of action! My version of the beloved Naruto story.

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    After a rough break up, two lonely poor souls meet in a bar.

    After a few drinks, they decide to go home together, but nothing goes according to plan.

    Falling in love really isn't the plan at all.

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    Naruto and Sasuke became mates at the age of 10, three years later Sasuke leaves the village.
    But he still loves Naruto, so, once a month, every month sasuke secretly comes back to the village to stay with his omega. Only for a night.

    Years pass, Sasuke becomes a missing nin, a war criminal...but still loves naruto, still visits him...for one night.

    Until one day, he can stay longer...preferably for ever.

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    weekly updates, if im not too lazy gg

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    In the eleven short years Uchiha Shiki had been living on this earth, the girl had learned many lessons, most of which got lost somewhere during her journey. Still, two of those lessons turned into knowledge, and soon, two things became clear:
    one: Uchiha Shiki was not her name
    and two: in this world, it's either kill or be killed, and she wasn't about to feed the fish at the bottom of the sea.

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    Part I of the Empress of Luna series (completed)

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    Just a few words can make a big difference.
    After remembering her reason for becoming a ninja, one Haruno Sakura decides to get her priorities straight.
    Between trying to become a better shinobi, getting over her crush and surviving her genin team full of powerhouses, her path to greatness begins.

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    It is my highly-subjective opinion that neither Sakura's nor Kakashi's full potentials were reached within canon, and this is my attempt at rectifying that. I intend this to be a series-long fic, with the focus mostly on Sakura's and Kakashi's journeys, with a lot of support from characters not greatly acknowledged in canon, but whom I absolutely adore.

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    En los días grises de Shikamaru, por fin asoma un pequeño sol. Sin embargo, incluso en los días más luminosos puede haber tormentas terribles.

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    A twisting tale of Itachi's Adopted sister as she tries to live in a world with out him.

    I have Already writen the whole 40 part story just need motivation or reads to go thro the long typing process if u want me to write part 2 plz ask/comment.
    I do not own naruto or its plot/characters I do own my own storyline/original characters.
    Dose not follow the shows plot and is not cannon

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    Set in Naruto shippuden time 
    After Jasmine decide what path she will take to prevent the upcoming threats. Feelings keep getting stronger and will she prevent some of her new visions of death from comming true? How will she decide which Akatsuki member lives or dies for the greater good. After Pein gives her a new mission that involves Sasuke. Will she just forgive him or stay loyal to the Akatsuki? Is it possible to love multiple people at the same time or will it add more heart break? Hopefully Jasmine can learn forgiveness, while dealing with the greatest threat yet. Will defeating this new threat help Jasmine atone for her and her family's sins? Will Jasmine get rid of all the darkness in her heart before it's too late for Sasuke?  Does messing with life and death just cause more problems down the line for her? 

    One goes from darkness to light while the other is going further into the darkness. Both are blinded by love but is that love really enough to keep them together.

    Updates every Tuesday and Friday

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    Naruto has never had a real, proper haircut, Sakura is determined to change that.

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    Sasuke is the young, handsome heir to the Uchiha estate. With a trophy girlfriend soon to be wife, his life is headed in a very predictable path until he meets a spunky blond waiter at one of his family’s events.

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    "Itachi, you need to find yourself a girlfriend."
    In which, Shisui regrets his very own words and vows to find the love interest that took Itachi's attention from him.

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    sasuke decides to sleep with the guys in his "friend" group because why the hell not?

    konohagakure hates him already, might as well make it worse.

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    Team Seven has received their first big mission. On the way, they encounter trouble and Kuri’s big secret is revealed. Can they finish their mission, knowing the truth? Or will they remain…haunted?

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    Parallel universes exist.
    The Taka detective agency didn't know this. Team Taka also didn't know this.

    So when a group of lawyers desperate to expose an international mob conspiracy bleeding their city dry of every cent it has collides with a hostile detective determined to find answers and put the ghosts of his past to rest, shit goes a bit off the rails.

    Nobody expected shit to go so COMPLETELY off the rails as for people to start glitching into alternate dimensions.
    Not at all.

    Updates every month on the 11th!

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    Sasuke knows his brother is alive- he SAW him alive the day his world burned to the ground. He's going to find him, no matter if he has to go to the ends of the Earth to do it.

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    She was incredulous. “Are you—are you fondling my hair?”

    “Fondle? No.” He let her hair go, strand by strand of pink falling out of his grip. “If I fondle you, you’d know.”

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    Asahi must learn to cope in a familiar-yet-unfamiliar Konohagakure after a devastating travesty that wipes out nearly his entire clan. Asahi, and his young relative Sasuke, make up the entire population of loyal Uchiha that remain in the village. Navigating life together will be a challenge, one that Asahi does not know if he can take on. Prodigal Ninja, Sasuke, is hell-bent on revenge, and revenge alone. Regarded as a plain and useless civilian, Asahi has his work cut out for him to not only survive the political fall-out of his clan's death and his new place in Konoha, but also merely being worthy enough in the eyes of his remaining family member.

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    Original Character-Centric, Low-Dialogue, Multiple-POV, Canon-Typical Violence

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    Naruto Uzumaki: Varón de dieciséis años. Sociable como segundo nombre, lo que más le gusta en esta vida son los chicos, si son 2D mejor, es alguien que naturalmente siempre verás feliz. Por cierto... Es Otaku.

    Sasuke Uchiha: Varón de veinte años. Antisocial como segundo nombre. No le gusta nada en especial, encerrarse en su cuarto a escuchar música como mucho, poca veces lo verás sonriendo y odia la vida. Por cierto... es AntiOtaku.

    ¿Qué pasará cuando estos dos seres incompatibles se junten para casarse y vivir hasta que la muerte los separe?

     

    ©Personajes pertenecientes a Kishimoto.
    ©Todas las insinuaciones a otros animes o videojuegos corresponden a sus respectivos autores.

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