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    “Brienne, I see you’re a… direct person. Can I be the same to you?”

    “Of — of course. I mean. I know I’m paying, but — I wouldn’t want you to lie. I’ve been lied to enough.”

    He nods. “If you think that in this job the worst thing that might happen to anyone is — being the first for someone who’s obviously a nicer person than fucking average when it comes to people around here and who’ll even worry about you getting off, then you’re fucking wrong. There. So, do you want another round?”

    “I — I do,” she says, blushing crimson, she knows she is, “but — not like the last time. I mean. Uh. I had a dream.”

    He does smirk at that, and it half does reach his eyes. “Oh, really. About me?”

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    A remastered version of my fic, "Winds of Change"

     
    She sat submerged in one of two large, carved stone baths within the walls of Harrenhal's bathhouse. It was the first time in a long while she had been able to enjoy a proper bath and considered the simple act but a small victory, for only the gods knew what it had taken for her to get this far in her tumultuous journey to return the nefarious Kingslayer to his family in King's Landing; only the gods knew of the prices that had been paid in order to get here...

     

    Brienne could still hear her terrified screams that night in the woods; could still feel and smell the hot, putrid breath of the men ghost across her face as they struggled to claim her while she fought tooth and nail to deny them of their prize...

     

    She stopped scrubbing for a moment, her eyes falling closed and skin prickling with a rash of gooseflesh. I can still hear his screams, as well...

     

     The bloody screams of the Kingslayer.

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    A few weeks ago, all Brienne Tarth really had to worry about was not going broke in her last year of graduate school and Professor Lannister’s inconvenient research trip to Lannisport. She didn’t anticipate having to care for the recently injured and infamous Jaime Lannister, much less being pulled into a one-hundred year old conspiracy.

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    Antebellum /adjective/ (lit. happiness before war)

    In the game of thrones you either win, or you die. Eris Hill, a bastard of Casterly Rock, never thought she could ever be the one playing, but she decided to chose her own path and now she must protect the poeple she found as well as the people who found her once again.

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    Harry is reborn in Westeros as the legitimised bastard of Robert Baratheon. The more powerful she becomes, the clearer it is that she will live her life, change Westeros, in her own way. Shame for everyone that it most certainly involves the Lannisters. Not that the family in question’s complaining.

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    Before he returned to Tarth, her father placed his large, weathered hands on her shoulders. “They’ll try and discourage you,” he said, “but you’re my daughter, so you won’t let them succeed.”

    Brienne of Tarth is the first girl to enroll in the King's Landing Knight Academy and, due to Tywin Lannister's influence, ends up Jaime Lannister's squire in an attempt to embarrass him into quitting the Kingsguard. It does not go as planned. A Tamora Pierce's Protector of the Small fusion.

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    His eyes are a lovely, like the rest of him, and while he does look her up and down, he’s not unkind.
    “Jaime Lannister,” he says. “And you’re Miss Brienne, I presume?”

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    Tyrion hesitates. What he would do is either take himself all the way back to Winterfell and remain there, or, perhaps more likely, buy himself all the whores his weight in gold can buy, and parade them in front of his sister, just to see that particular pinch she gets between her brows when he irritates her. Probably not a viable option for Sansa Stark, unfortunately. “I would advise extreme caution. Perhaps a personal guard and possibly, well…”

    No good way to say it.

    “Possibly a taster, for your daughter’s safety. Just as a precaution, my Lord Hand.”

    ***

    Tyrion talks to Ned, Ned talks to Jon, Jon talks to Jaime, and Jaime is talked about.

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    Tywin Lannister discovers the true identity of his cup bearer at Harrenhal. Now, with another bargaining chip in his possession, he has a chance to turn the war. Arya Stark, despite her best efforts, falls back into the Game of Thrones. To survive in a lion's den, a wolf has no choice but to adapt.

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    Jaime is one of Lyanna's Guards at the Tower of Joy, and Rhaegar doesn't succeed in getting her pregnant

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    “Does Tyrion have his soulmarks?” Jaime said, after a few minutes of careful silence.

    Cersei snorted, answering before their father had a chance, “As if anyone could ever love such a beast.”

    His father added nothing, and since Jaime had not seen anything on Tyrion’s arm as he waved at him, he assumed not. He held his tongue, however, almost mentioning that neither he nor Cersei had their soulmarks either. He wondered what kind of person might complete him.

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    After the loss of her and Robert's "black-haired beauty," Cersei has fallen into a deep depression. Jaime has a plan to save her.

    "People have been telling him all his life he never thinks, and this is the first time he cares, because if he doesn’t think of something, fast, something today, the woman he loves is going to die."

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    Men like Tywin Lannister weren't made. They were born. His was a mind superior to the realms of men. No one but the gods could create such a thing. Poised for greatness and ready to cease it.

    Tywin Lannister was born to wear a crown, and she was going to be the one to put it on his head.

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    The names were the greatest mystery in Westeros. Each kingdom had their own telling of the story. None of the kingdoms could agree on where they were from or how they came to be. Each thought a different god, their own interpretation of religion, was responsible, but all seemed to agree on one thing: they were a gift.

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    Visenya Targaryen and Jaime Lannister are bound by the gods to each other to write past wrongs done by their Houses to the realm, to their families, and to themselves. However, gods rarely make redemption easy or convenient. Yet, if successful they will rise to find glory in the Spring.

    Also known as the tale of a righteous not-so-royal and her boy-toy peppered with commentary by the Dashing Dwarf of the West, the Princess of the East, the Castellan of the Realm, the Bastard of the Hills, the Lady of the North, The Master of War, and the Head of the Queen's Guard.

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    She knew of no married couple on the Island of Tarth that did not share the same chambers. To be certain, Evenfall was hardly as large as the castles that graced Kings’ Landing or the fortress constructed at Casterly Rock, but there was more than enough space for people to spread out if they chose. One of her earliest memories was waking on a small cot in her parents' shared bedchamber, tall enough to see snow out of the window for the first time for her first winter. A gentle winter, following a short summer, but one she remembered clearly as her brother had swept her around the yard to catch snowflakes after her father had carried her from the open window to the breakfast table.

    She tried to imagine Jaime in a similar circumstance, a small golden lion with his long golden ringlets and a proud lion on his chest laughing as he caught snowflakes in the first breezes of winter. Then she thought of his sister, of the long-dead Tywin Lannister, and the image vanished. She knew in heart that it had never happened.

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    “You will sit here until you can write that properly.”

    But that had been hours ago, and what had been him writing by the light of the window where he could see his sister out in the rose garden was now him writing by candlelight with the window shut. His stomach was growling, a blister had formed on his index finger. A half-dozen empty ink pots were strewn across the table and quills with broken tips were scattered amongst them as he waited.

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    "Love him for me,” Jaime begs, and how it pains her to see him reduced to such things. Her golden brother should have the world handed to him on a platter. “Be his protector when I can’t. He’s a good boy, Cersei–– clever and quick and kind, so kind. Please, Cersei, promise me.”

    Jaime makes Cersei promise, and a Lannister always pays her debts. The Westeros Daenerys finds is much different for it.

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    For if Lyanna was the wild northern beauty, then Elarra was that of the northern moon-a softer, paler luminescence hanging high above the icy lands of her father. In truth, Lyanna was the beautiful Stark girl and Elarra could only ever be pretty in comparison. Lyanna burned too bright, laughed too fetchingly, and raged too thunderously in the space set aside for both Stark girls that it seemed almost natural that Elarra was so often overlooked. Elarra was solemn where her sister was fiery, cautious where her sister was daring, and deferential where her sister rebelled. But for all that they failed to understand each other, a bond mightier than valyrian steel bond the sisters to one another. For the Lady Elarra doted on her wild sister while the Lady Lyanna adored her solemn sister. There was not a single thing that could dare hope to part them.

    Until Rhaegar Targaryen bestowed a wreath of winter roses that tore their lives asunder.

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    “You’ve always known exactly what she is, and yet you loved her anyway.”

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    Jaime had always known exactly what his family was, and yet he loved them anyway, and tore his heart out trying to protect them. (Sometimes, even, from each other.)

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