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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    Baz’s hand is moving under his pants and I keep panting for some reason. (Probably in anticipation of finally uncovering all his plots.)

    Why hasn’t he taken off his pants? Wouldn’t it have been easier for him, more to see? I mean fewer movements, less restrictions for him because I definitely don’t want to see more.

    What I’m trying to say is that it makes sense to take the pants off while wanking. It’s just common sense. It’s for his benefit, not mine. I don’t even want to watch.

    Oh, Merlin, Baz is arching his back, his stomach is flexing and I can’t look away. He’s so fucking fit and apparently very sensual too. Unfortunately, I can’t see his face clearly from over here. 


    Starts summer before Watford 8th year.

    One month into the summer break, Simon decides it's time to uncover all of Baz’s plots.

    Luckily for Simon, there is a nice tall tree outside of Baz's bedroom window in Hampshire.

    What is Baz doing during his summer break exactly?

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    27/?
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    In which Simon Snow asks Baz Pitch to fake date him in fifth year in order to make Agatha Wellbelove jealous enough to ask him out. And it goes about as well as you'd think.

     

    Or: Simon Snow and the Consequences of His Actions.

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    5/12
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    A loose crossover between Carry On and parts of I'll Give You The Sun.
    "He’s haloed by the streetlights, and I’m using all my power not to stare. But … it’s hard. His face is celestial - The sunshine of his soul peeking through his features, delightfully. I want to say more - To hold a conversation - Just so that he doesn’t leave. Our houses are right there, but I feel so … multicoloured."
    Rated M for Language & Mild Sexual Content in later chapters.

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    Baz is tutoring Simon in magic words because Penny isn't there, and things go pretty much as you'd expect, aka a total disaster!
    but Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

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    Simon gets another chance at life... but with one condition.

    Or

    A demon au, where demons walk the earth to have a second chance at life

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    2/?
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    (title named after "Sun King" by The Beatles)
    (Royalty AU)
    Prince Simon Snow must marry before he turns 18 in a few months and he's never hated anything more. Not because he doesn't know who to court- he knows by now that his destiny is to wed Agatha Wellbelove and make her Queen of Watford- but because she is much more infatuated with Baz, whose only ever tried to fight Simon in any way he can. Simon's sure he's in love with Agatha (she's really pretty and nice to talk to), even though he's not quite sure what love looks like. He thinks Baz is in love with her, too, and that hurts like hell.

    Baz just wishes he could magically bring his mother back from the grave. And that Simon wasn't so infuriatingly heterosexual.

    (Updates weekly until finished! :) )

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    simon and baz meet at a small bookshop in London that simon works at. at first they hate each other, but as they get to know each other better, it turns into a friend shit, and then something more.

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    “This is what happens if you try to hang on after the end. When your time has come and passed. When you’ve done the thing you were meant to do.
    The theatre goes dark, the pages go blank.”

    Wayward Son, Epilogue

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    [Eighth Year Canon Divergent AU]

    "They held me hostage for six weeks!"
    "Your aunt should have asked for help!"
    "If you'd been there, Snow, all the numpties would be dead."
    "Maybe." Simon sticks his chin out. "But it wouldn't have taken six weeks."
    - Carry On, Chapter 66

    Fiona opts for the hammer instead of the scalpel.

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    WIP Wednesday, Sexy Saturday, Six Sentence Sunday.

    Snippets from current fics I'm writing, both posted and not posted.

    Rating varies from General to Explicit, and is stated in each chapter’s Summary.

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    Baz and Simon meet on the plane going to London. While Simon is going there to spend a month with his best friends, Baz is going home after a week in New York.

    They talk during the whole flight, and soon they both already know that they want to see each other again, but they are afraid to say goodbye at the airport. Luckily for them, destiny seems to be working on their side.

    Destiny and Penelope Bunce.

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    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch. Everything about him was gorgeous. A terrifying sort of power that just draws you in, in, in, until you have no idea which way's up and no choice but to drown.

    Simon Snow Salisbury, a bright ray of sunshine through thick and thin. Curly bronze hair that glows in the sunlight, freckles and moles peppering his skin. Constellations and connect-the-dots, just calling for someone to trace the lines with their lips.

    An unlikely romance, yet exactly what each one needs.

     

    DISCLAIMER; they're american because i'm not british and i have no clue how to portray it correctly. also this is a slowburn enemies to lovers type thing w/ short chapters (but they'll possibly hopefully get longer as i go) so!! just expect that

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    Simon Snow and Baz Pitch were best friends since childhood. A (hella) short fic detailing key points in their lives from ages 5 to 23.

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    The dark-haired boy grinned, sharp canines contrasting his soft features. “Okay. Race you there! My name’s Baz, by the way.”

    “Simon!”

    And then, without a care in the world, they began sprinting over to the unoccupied swings. Recess wouldn’t be over for another ten minutes, and they couldn’t waste another second of playtime with their new best friend.

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    "A hero who wields the Sword of Mages will come before the darkest ages. A spell will threaten all the land, but will be defeated by the hero's hand.
    I don't take much stock in heroes anymore."

    In which: There is a prophecy, Simon Snow is the hero, Baz Pitch is a prince, and things kind of go from there.

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    10/?
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    Simon and Baz are yearly rival crochet peddlers at the Christmas Market, but it seems this year, Simon’s thoughts and feelings for Baz are getting all tangled up in knots.

    Severe misuse of crochet puns and metaphors, you’ve been warned.

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    2/5
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    3
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    When Simon and Baz realize that they're soulmates, Simon couldn't be happier. But the Mage's threat to Baz still hangs over his head. They agree to cast forgetfulness curses on each other, so that their lives can continue as normal. Hopefully, after all of the wars are over, they'll find each other again.

    How will Simon cope with forgetting the person he loves most?

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    It's Simon and Baz's last year at Watford and Simon is being absolutely infuriating about it, as usual.

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    I lean back against the wall of the milkshake parlour. I close my eyes. Deep breath in, deep breath out.

     

     

    The whole world smells of blood and alcohol and burnt popcorn—

    My eyes snap open. Simon is standing in front of me, arms crossed over his chest.

    I stand up straighter, trying to look more put together than I feel. “Go back,” I tell him under my breath. “We’re surrounded by vampires.”

    “You’re a vampire,” he mutters incredulously.

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

    Simon finds Baz after his first meeting with Lamb. Still a little tipsy, Baz and Simon explore the Vegas strip and everything Sin City has to offer.

    Wayward Son compliant until the moment Lamb leaves Baz after the milkshake parlor. This is a "what if" Baz and Simon didn't go directly back to the hotel after Baz's meeting with the vampires.

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    Simon Snow, photographer, freckles and messy hair, is tired of being "the intern".
    Baz Pitch, 24 years old CEO, cold eyes and elegant suit, is new in town.
    Two worlds are about to collide.
    Are they ready for the impact?
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    OR: Simon works with Penny in a big office and Baz becomes his boss.
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    There will be a lot of fluff and fun, cause i just really want them to be happy.

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    Chapters:
    45/45
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    "I couldn’t stay. I loved Davy, I truly did, but I don’t think we could live through that. I had been three months into the pregnancy when he wanted to try some of his spells. The night before we were to try one I had snuck into his office to see them. They were dark. They were powerful. I don't believe a baby could live through that and come out unharmed. So I left."

    An AU where Lucy leaves the Mage before he can cast things on Simon and Baz and Simon are friends.
    TW: Anxiety Disorder, Panic Attacks, Self-Harm, Death

    Language:
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    11,317
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
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    37
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    2
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