15 Works in Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch & Agatha Wellbelove Friendship

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    After Watford, Baz decides to leave the political hellscape in the World of Mages by moving to Italy. Simon is a tour guide who’s lived his entire life in the Lago di Garda area without anything out of the ordinary happening. But the connection when they meet is immediate, and it almost feels like magic.

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    Across the room from me, Niamh is having a discussion with my father and Mr Grimm and four other men over fifty years old. So, likely it is about magical animals in some way — she’s been here a few times before because of various illnesses and pregnancies — but she still looks like she’d rather be elsewhere. I cannot blame her. I’m just about to go and rescue her when the sofa shifts beside me, and there is Baz Pitch in the flesh. Watching Simon dance with Penny and Shepard in the same way I am gazing at Niamh.

    “Wellbelove.” He says gently, taking a sip from his red wine. It’s the same colour as his suit.

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    Simon and Baz are dating, and Shepard starts dating Simon. It's all fun and chill until Shepard realizes – he might be into Baz, too...

     


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    It's a normal board game night for Baz and Simon. Baz is winning, Simon is aggravated, the night is young. So young in fact, Baz proposes that they get married. Why not? They know they want to be together, they might as well. To Baz's surprise, he agrees.

    An impromptu bachelor Party, their vows and overall excitement takes place.

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    Simon goes out with the very first person who asks him every Monday, breaking up with them if he hasn't fallen in love by Sunday. Baz decides to take his chance.

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    My pulse is slamming against my wrist as he smoothly rounds in front of my table, holding out my glass for me to take even though he could just set it down, or let me take it from the tray, and even though it is now slightly taboo to touch bare hands with another person. I do it anyway, slide my fingers against his as I take the glass from him because I am weak and I am pathetic and the feel of his skin sends electricity down my hand and up my arm. I barely stop myself from audibly gasping like some sort of touch starved Austen protagonist (oh, but how close to the truth it is) and when I look up at Simon, he looks tortured, but he catches my gaze.

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    Simon works at a brewery and Baz takes some measured risks.

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    “I can’t believe you got Visited by your mother and you didn’t tell me!” She shouts in my face.
    “I was busy trying to find her killer.”
    “I’m your best friend!”

    Baz and Agatha have always been best friends. They have. But then Agatha starts to hang out with Simon Snow and suddenly everything is so much more complicated then it should.

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    "So," she starts, looking at me, "Is Simon alright?"
    "Snow's perfectly fine. He's not the reason I wanted us to meet today."
    "Then why-"
    "How did you know you were trans?"

     

    The one where Baz has a gender crisis and turns to Agatha for help

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    “Snow,” He stage-whispers. There’s only a few inches between their faces; Simon Snow smells like cinnamon and sweat and strawberry shampoo. There’s a freckle on the tip of his nose that Baz hadn’t noticed before. It’s faint, and vaguely heart-shaped. He’d like to kiss it.

    “Yeah?” It could be a trick of the light, or Baz’s hyperactive imagination, or maybe just stupid hope, but he’d swear it on his mother’s grave: Simon glances at his lips as he says it.

    “Did you know,” (Baz can’t say he’s been this close to anyone except Penny or Wellbelove, and it was very different then. His heart didn’t beat this fast and his breath didn’t come this short and he most certainly wasn’t fighting the urge to kiss either of them.) “That I’m the gayest man this side of California?”

    He can hear the hitch in Simon’s voice, and then a wide grin replaces the anxiety on the boy’s face. “Shit, really? Which side? That’s like, directly across or something.”

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    After drunk texting the Crown Prince, Simon gets caught up in a fake relationship with Baz. While dodging the paparazzi, their friendship develops, and Simon struggles to keep his secrets.

    (only rated T for language; I can't write summaries)

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    Simon Snow começa a fazer teatro como terapia para melhorar seus problemas de fala e, como consequência, invade o único espaço seguro de Baz Pitch, que deve aprender a lidar com Snow enquanto é obrigado a interpretar um casal com ele – a pessoa que ele mais odeia no mundo, e, simultaneamente, sua paixão avassaladora.

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    Baz is a teacher quarantined at home and Simon is doing temp work delivering food for The Girl and the Goat, a local pub. A craving for a burger leads to Baz ordering from the pub, followed by weeks of mutual pining, the slow burn of a developing relationship thwarted by the physical constraints of social distancing, and a refrigerator full of pub food. Movie nights, exasperated friends, lots of texts, way too much food, and multiple awkward encounters. Written for the Carry On Quarantine prompt "food delivery."

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    The evening before her marriage, she runs towards the forest. She didn’t tell anyone, they would’ve stopped her.

    From a very young age, everyone in the village learns the stories of the dark forest. She’s heard it countless times: Never go into the dark forest. No one has ever returned.

    But Agatha is desperate, and maybe, just maybe, she wouldn’t mind not being able to come back to the village.

    Her dark red cloak flutters behind her as she sprints to the edge of the forest, jumping over rocks and tall grass. The sun is setting, the sky a beautiful orange colour, but she can’t stop running. It won’t be long until someone finds out she’s missing.

    Finally, she reaches it. She stops, out of breath, to lean against a tree. The border to the dark forest is clear: the long, light grass stops right before the tree line, turning into a blue layer of leaves on the forest ground.

    Agatha watches the line with fear in her heart. She doesn’t know what’s waiting for her in there, but nothing could be worse than spending an entire life married to someone you don’t love.

    She takes one last deep breath, and steps over the border.

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    It's June first, AKA the first day of Pride Month! Agatha is very excited, and Baz is tired. Why is Baz tired? Because SPOILERS! (Read to find out.)

    Just a text fic that I started awhile back, and never finished. I might finish it sometime, but I kinda doubt it.

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    Baz is devoted to dancing, fullstop. Despite his father’s adamant protests, he could easily see himself devoting his life to it. The only downside is his dance partner’s obscenely attractive boyfriend.

    Simon likes to be supportive of Agatha. He goes to all her dance shows and competitions and tries very hard to follow along when she talks about it. There’s just one hard part: he is pretty sure her dance partner hates him.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    Baz Pitch loves, in no particular order; David Bowie, punk music, the feel of old vinyl, the smell of coffee (but not the taste), classic books, magic, David Byrne, the fact that he was raised by his aunt Fiona, and maybe, sometimes, Simon Snow.

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    English
    Words:
    183,211
    Chapters:
    15/15
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    4
    Comments:
    1465
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    4892
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