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    a collection of spooky, spoopy, or otherwise autumnal ficlets throughout the month of october. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month. each ficlet is a stand-alone and not intended to be a part of a continuous story.

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    English
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    17,970
    Chapters:
    28/31
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1875
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    Part 2 of “Miracles Don't Take Reservations”.

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    24,175
    Chapters:
    89/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1880
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    Patrick needs to break up the monotony of his life- which is fine! But isn't it supposed to be better than fine? He heads to Toronto to shake things up and do his MBA, and gets a job in a fine dining restaurant to pay the bills and have some fun. What he doesn't expect is to meet a terrifyingly particular chef, who for some reason turns him into a hot mess. Whatever could be the reason for THAT!?

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    English
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    8,519
    Chapters:
    2/12
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    246
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    “At the edge of town on the downhill side, beyond the abandoned railroad tracks to nowhere, past the point where the streetlights end but before the world disappears beneath a twisted canopy of oak and black willow trees, there’s a shitty little gas station motel open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week…”

     

    An SC-themed parody of Jack Townsend’s Tales From The Gas Station (Volume 1) that got completely out of hand…or, my attempt at a horror comedy. :)

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    English
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    9,170
    Chapters:
    5/9
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    79
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    Alexis watches a luggage vehicle drive past, picking idly at her muffin. The sight of all those suitcases makes her feel so terribly, stupidly sad; it makes her think of their motel rooms, all packed up and empty now, and she almost feels like she could cry.

    Alexis calls Twyla from the airport before her flight to New York.

    (Podfic of no one's ever loved me like that)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    12
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    An unknown amount of smutty Twylexis drabbles, both canon and AU, based on this prompt list. Tags will be updated as the month continues!

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    English
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    2,700
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    1460
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    Legally Blonde AU

    David Rose thinks he's going to marry Sebastien Raine, but when Sebastien breaks up with him, David follows him to business school to prove his worth and get him back. Enter Patrick Brewer, who helps David realize he's worth so much more than that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,851
    Chapters:
    4/12
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    863
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    David Rose follows Sebastien Raine to Harvard Law - what, like it’s hard? When David gets there he finds out not only that he’s got what it takes, but also that a certain teaching assistant just might be the love of his life.

    A Legally Blonde AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,042
    Chapters:
    9/15
    Comments:
    168
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2653
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    A variety of spoopy, spooky, and otherwise Halloween-y drabbles featuring multiple characters, themes, and relationships from the Schitt's Creek universe! Drabbles are written by an assortment of authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags and adjust the rating as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,213
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    792
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    Once David's retrieved the two suitcases that carry his only remaining belongings, the driver shifts into reverse and backs away, leaving David alone with the house that has literally haunted his dreams since he was a kid.

    He’d expected it to be less imposing now. That’s what Dr. Lee had told him, during one of their last sessions at the center. Everything looks big when you’re small, right? A bunch of bricks can’t possibly be as scary as he described. Standing here now, though, David can confidently say that Hill House is just as intimidating now as it was back then — maybe even more so, now that he knows what waits for him inside. It towers over him, blocking the light from the sun and covering him in shadow. If that isn’t a metaphor for something, he doesn’t know what is.

    As he stands, frozen, the porch light begins to flicker slowly — on, off, on, off. It’s with a sharp ache in his chest that David remembers Adelina’s rule. He can hear her voice in his head saying, “Porchlight means it’s time to come home.”

    Well, he’s home.

    OR: A ghost story loosely inspired by The Haunting of Hill House.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,475
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    402
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    David and Roly Jnr go trick or treating.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    187
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    Senior year has arrived for our protagonists. And with that comes adulthood looming over the horizon...some might say it's the twilight of their adolescence. There are college applications to worry about, identities to form, and...werewolves to fight?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,558
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    316
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    A powerful witch, David Rose, has resigned himself to loneliness in the rural town called Schitt’s Creek.

    A human familiar, Patrick Brewer, leaves everything he’s ever known to find him.

    David will live and die alone, and he won’t allow Patrick to feel obligated to spend his life with him as his familiar. But Samhain is a time for change, when walls come down and borders grow thin.

    ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆

    (Basically a witchy soulmate AU)

    ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆

    Very loosely inspired by the book: A Little Familiar by R. Cooper

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,616
    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1220
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    alexis is too restless to cuddle and worries about being a good partner to twyla who loves cuddling. twyla reassures her.

    Podfic of all i want is you by sonlali.
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    30
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    “Okay,” Alexis says, winking with both eyes. “I mean, yes, my new ring is technically an engagement ring. But I couldn’t help myself. I had to buy it! I just thought, like, who better to promise myself to than myself?”

    “Um,” Twyla says. “Me? Your girlfriend?”

    The day before Alexis and Twyla fly home to Schitt's Creek for the holidays, Alexis goes on a very expensive shopping spree at Tiffany & Co on her lunch break.

    [podfic of bought matching diamonds for six of my bitches]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    59
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    Two years prior to the start of the show, an ill-advised wish leaves Alexis invisible. She now has to take care of her very confused family - especially her brother.

    Then they end up in Schitt's Creek. Might this place be the answer to her minor setback?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,442
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    207
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    I kissed Twyla, she texted David.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    119
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    “I don’t mind,” David said. He was reminded, suddenly, of London. Their cluttered flat, the smell of paint undercut by the sweet spring air, Patrick arching impatiently beneath his hands, a deliberate unbuttoning. “Sorry my hands are probably cold,” David said, another button slipping free, “bad circulation.”

    Patrick barked out a laugh, “David, I know you’re a vampire.”

    -

    Patrick Brewer was a liar. He hadn’t, not once, in all of their lifetimes together, stayed on his side of the bed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,710
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1137
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    A tribute fic to celebrate Sarah Levy’s marriage.

    Patrick and David attend Twyla’s wedding reception.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    505
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    "Of course I'll go," Ruth says that night, over the phone. "It can't be that hard."

    "Uh," Stevie says. She can't tell if she should be offended by Ruth's dismissal. "It's kinda hard."

    "It'll be fine."

    Ruth's coming to visit Schitt's Creek! Surely she won't be interested in joining Stevie, Ronnie, and company for the turkey shoot. ... Would she?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    80

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