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This is a re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.
Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, special characters that broke Text-to-speech have been removed, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.
pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.
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- Part 2 of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory
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With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.
Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.
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- Part 1 of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory
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why do they call it cabin when you cab in the woods of out eat hot the troll by chthonicArcher, landofchaosandbloom for Biouxp
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Feb 2024
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Oh. Oh shit. The guy—a troll, maybe in his mid-twenties, short and tired-looking—isn’t really what you had expected. You stare at him in silence, and he stares back, and oh god this is so awkward.
“Motherfucker,” he says, breaking the uneasy silence. Somehow, despite the clear exhaustion written on his face, every single syllable overflows with venom. “Double-booked. Are you shitting me?”
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5 Times Dave and Karkat call each other husbands when they aren't married and the 1 time they are by karkatbug for chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Feb 2024
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Dave and Karkat accidentally practice the art of faking it till you make it.
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Since when does being twins mean you have to play imposter, huh?
At least it gives you the free excuse to fuck with his co-worker that he totally has an embarrassingly obvious crush on. He may not buy the ruse but that's not gonna stop you from meddling. -
lol pick up your stuff on time and nobody needs to touch it dude by landofchaosandbloom for chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Jan 2024
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a.k.a. the epic highs and lows of doing laundry in an apartment complex with shared machines
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Dave is following the plan, living on borrowed time until he can do what a big brother should and get everyone the fuck out of their terrible lives and start living for real. Until then, it’s really not the right time to be anyone’s soulmate. Hopefully the people on his skin won’t have any conflicting plans. Dirk also has a plan, to be actually useful to his big brother no matter what it takes, something that will definitely not have any unexpected consequences at all.
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- Part 31 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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There Is Nothing You Can Do That I Have Not Already Done To Myself by grapessoda
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Jan 2024
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basically Karkat crashes to earth to escape the empress and has to pretend to be human as he hides but ofc it can't be that easy and he gets into all kinds of situations along the way (I'm bad at summaries just read the fic)
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*on hiatus, recovering from hand injury!!!*
"You bewitch me, Every damn second you're with me, I try to think straight, But I'm falling so badly, I'm coming apart"
Where an obsessive musician learns how to compose.
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Karkat's route of a multi-route fanfic.
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- Part 2 of Alternate Escapism
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Dave is an art student for a local college, and life drawings are an important part of learning how to draw anatomy - he didn't anticipate developing a massive crush (bigger even than his crush on Lil Nas X) on the surly hot troll nude model for his classes. He also doesn't know how he is supposed to deal with actually meeting him at his part-time job as an apprentice tattoo artist with his older sister-from-another-star-system laughing at him, what the fuck Porrim. At least his other sister & kinda moirail Kanaya is there to get him ice-cream and play with his hair while he rambles about how hot Karkat's ass is.
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You and your roommate Karkat have a somewhat typical Friday night. Things get a little muddy and all of a sudden you have to work through your feelings.
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You and your moirail leave a bar and stumble upon a passed-out burgundy. Against your better judgment, you and your moirail haul his ass into your apartment, where he claims to be freshly from Alternia. Moments later, three more people barge in.
All of this shit, and you still have class in the morning. College fucking sucks.
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Xefros, Dammek, and Joey, are 18-19, and Jude is about 14 here. Writing is hard, updates are slow. Peace and love on planet earth -
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Soulmates are a special thing on Alternia.
On Hivebjenti, where everyone knows everyone, if your soulmate is an Alternian, you're safe from prying eyes, but if not... Well, gossip is one of the Alternians' favorite pasttimes.
When Karkat runs into Dave Strider, son of the eccentric Texas millionaire Derrick Strider, and his hair starts to turn an eyewatering red, he curses the universe for letting this happen to him.
Dave seems unaffected, but being his soulmate draws Karkat into a web of controversy and political attention that he's not quite prepared for.
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In the wake of a less than stellar first contact, the Alternian Empire and the Governments of Earth have reached an uneasy alliance. As a neat little side effect, those seeking to escape the Empire's long reach are starting to settle on this brave, new world.
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Karkat is new to this planet, and everything to do with it. As a refugee with his family from the Empire, he's been chosen to take part in a galactic exchange program at a local human school. With barely enough of a grasp on English to make it across town in one piece, he just wants to keep his head down and survive. Unluckily for him, he met Dave Strider.
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Dave knows three things about trolls: they're big, they're mean, and that the first time they laid eyes on Earth they made it pretty fucking clear just what they would have done if humans hadn't shot first. And now they're sending them into schools. His school, specifically. As if highschool didn't suck enough.Series
- Part 1 of The Homeverse
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my body falls off the side of the bed and now i know what love feels like by landofchaosandbloom for PHDreamer
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Nov 2023
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5 times dave and karkat fall asleep together on accident + 1 time they do it on purpose
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Xefros is a rustblood troll near the end of his natural lifespan. His final pilgrimage before death is to set coordinates for Earth and meet with Joey Claire one final time.
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Ewww emos
[ I have like 3 non selfship fics I could be working on but instead I decided I had to be emo tonight so uhhh eat up ]
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After crash landing in Texas, Sollux and Karkat are entreated to a 'warm welcome' by the US government. In other words, they're kidnapped, dragged to a remote facility, and tested on. They swear to escape despite all the obstacles in their way. Also, Dave is an unpopular blogger who ends up becoming the single most important reporter about these aliens, and Dirk is a military scientist (something he's been keeping on the down-low from his bro)