11 Works in Toudou Jinpachi Being an Idiot

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    Makishima was training at Hakone and accidentally went to Toudou's onsen inn without his knowing. Toudou forced him to stay for a night and then asked Makishima to pay for all the services the next day. When Toudou learned that Makishima didn't bring enough money, Toudou challenged him to a match to settle his debt, Makishima would be freed from his debt if only he could beat Toudou in a race.

    Will Makishima be able to get away with it? Or will he be stuck with Toudou all day and his debt instead?

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    English
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    4,366
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    39
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    A chance encounter at the vending machine in the hills around Hakone leads to much more. Arakita is not impressed by someone disrespecting his Bepsi, anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,964
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    381
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    What is a grand king to a mountain god?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,960
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    441
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    Makishima winced at the familiar shriek that rang out through the clearing. It was probably too late to take shelter behind the weathered trees and hope not to be noticed. Probably.

    "Maki-chan! Maki-chan, over here!"

    Makishima would gladly choose death by volcanic eruption over being ambushed by his greatest rival and embarrassing crush, but nature was just cruel enough not to suffocate him in ash at that exact second.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,491
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    605
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    It was difficult for Toudou to admit about someone he cared about, but it was the unfortunate truth: Maki-chan was, quite simply, the least beautiful person he had ever met.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,869
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1158
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    Toudou Jinpachi is a curious merman with an odd fascination with the human world. And Makishima Yuusuke is there to explain why it sucks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,027
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    397
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    Makishima wasn't sure how much longer he could handle having a roommate. He was a private person who needed his space, and more importantly, was terrible at handling people in general. Toudou was a drama queen who liked to blow everything out of proportion, and as such, they bickered constantly.

    The ghoul almost longed for the days he could whip out his kagune and fling Toudou down the street, but without a quinque, it wouldn't exactly be a fair fight. It was still a tempting proposition.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,158
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1376
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    The ghoul slumped against the far wall was a skinny teen, oddly angular with knobby elbows and knees. He had a crop of shaggy green hair, and drooping eyes shining bright with anxious energy. He looked scared and vulnerable, and Toudou steeled himself against that flicker of doubt. He would not pity a ghoul, because ghouls were murderers and monsters and could not be trusted.

    But Toudou was nervous too – first mission jitters – and as always, his mouth moved faster than his brain could keep up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1295
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    He knew all good things came to an end but Arakita hadn't been expecting this.

    “What're you doing here?” Arakita splutters, eyeing the tall, green haired man standing in his doorway.

    “Um, Toudou said this was your address and,”

    “And I don't care what that idiot thinks. Just, just leave.”

    Arakita is much too tired to deal with this shit.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,973
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    863
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    What happens when someone’s face reddens and you’re positive it isn’t just a fluke?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    654
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    637
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    When Toudou learns that asking Makishima is a whole lot better than Google Translate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,788
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2216

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