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    Crowley is pretty sure he met a vampire. He really shouldn't get involved.... but why should he start making good life choices now?


    “Did you have a sparkly vampire poster?”

    “I was too young for that.”

    “Oh, just make me feel a million years old, why don’t you? Vampires weren’t in when you were a teen. Was it werewolves then? What DID you have a poster of, Anathema?”

    There was a mutter on the other end that sounded like it might have involved witch hunters.

    “What was that? My old man's hearing is failing.” Crowley was grinning, he rarely managed to get Anathema back on her heels like this.

    “Gotta go, bye!”

    “Hey!” but the line was dead. He really had no idea what she might be into, but maybe she was right. Maybe he was the one into vampires. Or faeries. Or just weird old men with extremely odd taste in fashion.

    What was the world even coming to? He lay there on the bed trying to sort through the conversation with Aziraphale for any more clues as to what he was but dozed off while trying to figure out what color his eyes were.

    His dreams were willing to provide MANY possibilities.

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    Crowley noticed the coldness in his brief time back in Heaven, and he realizes the implications of what his angel has suffered for years.
    Namely, Aziraphale hasn’t been hugged since Before.

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    Crowley isn’t used to gentleness. But a brief moment of light touch from Aziraphale brings him joy, and he realizes the value of contact. And so, he starts to wonder: would Aziraphale enjoy gentle touch too?

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    Crowley is the flirty yoga instructor at Garden of Eden health resort.

    Aziraphale, the new masseur, doesn't trust his advances. However they'd be easier to ignore if he wasn't so hopelessly attracted to the infuriating man.

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    Aziraphale is far from perfect, he knows that. He's been told as much, many times. A pathetic excuse for an angel. He's always stood out. So when Crowley's warm hands slide along Aziraphale's sides, when he calls Aziraphale beautiful, looks at him with so much hope and admiration, how can Aziraphale resist?

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    Aziraphale hasn’t been touched in centuries, so he gathers his courage and asks Crowley. Crowley delivers.

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    “Then you’ll just have to come back with me," Aziraphale said.

    “You what?”

    “You’ll have to come and isolate with me, at my cottage.”

    The thing about messing with people, Crowley thought, was that sometimes, they genuinely surprised you.

    After both being exposed to coronavirus, total strangers Crowley and Aziraphale are forced to wait out their isolation together. A tale of soft winter romance by the sea.

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    The first time Crowley gets up close and personal with Aziraphale's wings doesn't quite go the way either of them expected... but ends more wonderfully than either could have imagined.

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    Crowley is tasked with thwarting King Arthur, and invents a game that will occupy Arthur and keep him too busy to spread peace and goodness in the land.

    Of course it backfires, and a frustrated Crowley finds himself the King’s personal favourite opponent for the game, leaving him with no time to spread discord!

    Can Aziraphale help Crowley find a way out of his self-imposed Purgatory?

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    Aziraphale has been wounded while defending innocent civilians and summarily sentenced to death via wandering in the desert for his actions, but when he stumbles upon Crowley’s house by chance, his luck changes rapidly.

    Crowley is a strange and skittish man who lives alone, tucked in amongst a collection of medicinal herbs, broken pottery, and torn blankets.

    When the reason for Crowley’s caution and odd behaviour is revealed, Aziraphale can think of nothing he’d rather do than try to help him free himself from his tragedy, and the two embark upon a tender romance which will change both of their lives for the better.

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    “You could shower at my place, if you like,” Aziraphale says.

    He’s a step out of the lift before he realizes what he said. He quickly laughs, turning to face Crowley, to dismiss it as fast as it had come out, and sees he’s being stared at.

    “You mean that?” Crowley asks, an arm out to keep the lift doors from closing. Aziraphale fights off the threatening blush. It won’t do to have Crowley know he’s practically foaming at the mouth to have him spend more time with him.

    Because Crowley is his friend, his confidante. He can tell him anything.

    Except Crowley is also devastatingly handsome.

    ---

    Aziraphale is just being neighbourly, inviting Crowley over to use his shower while his bathroom is being remodelled. It has nothing to do with the pounding lust that fills him when he thinks of Crowley nude in his home. He's just being nice. Now if these pesky feelings would leave him alone...

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    Aziraphale's feeling twitchy. Literally, as though he might accidentally twitch his way out of his corporation. In the past, when he felt like this, he would get a massage, and it would help. Now, it doesn't, and he doesn't have any other angels around to help him. Fortunately, he does have someone...

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    “It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.”
    - Neil Gaiman

    When an English teacher with an eccentric sense of style and a strange name transfers from a religious private school to a secular public school, he feels a little out of place. That is, until he attracts the attention of the brooding biology teacher across the hall....

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    {Once Upon A Time…

    There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower. And a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.

    The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.

    Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…

    Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.

    The smut isn’t until later chapters.}

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    Aziraphale freezes on his spot.

    There's a person there. A man with soaked rust-red hair that drifts messily over his shoulders, over his face. Aziraphale blinks into the soft blue of the waves that lick at the man's bare body, because he seems to be unconscious. Not dead. Certainly not dead. The tide pool is shallow enough that it's entirely possible he'll be alright.

    A Selkie AU

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    “I want to hold your hand,” Aziraphale said.
    Crawly looked up from where’d he’d been watching a couple of little water bugs to squint at the angel, sun beating down overhead. He held a palm up to shield his eyes from it. “You wot?”
    “I want to hold your hand,” Aziraphale repeated calmly.
    ***
    Five times they wanted to hold hands, and one time two times they did.

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    A collection of ficlets for the 20 Days of Hugs challenge on the Ace Omens discord server. Hugs galore.

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    "Thought I'd start by washing your hair." Crowley's voice was almost shy, like he thought it was too much. Like it was exposing part of him to admit it was something he wanted to do.

    It was all so new still. This cottage they had bought together. The romantic atmosphere. The freedom to touch. The love openly displayed.

    It took reminding sometimes, that this was allowed. That they could give themselves to each other like this.

    Crowley washes Aziraphale's hair. After 6000 years of repression, of Heaven's cold barrenness and Hell's crowded filth, simple loving touch feels overwhelming. Some tears are had.

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    Aziraphale is an explorer who searches the world for new civilizations and untouched ruins, and he knows in his heart that if anyone can find the fabled Garden of Eden, it'll be him. After a disastrous shipwreck a few years back, he's desperate to prove himself once more as an adventurer of renown.

    But there are things that live in the Garden and in the wilds of the desert around it. Perhaps. Aziraphale isn't sure he believes in them, but he thinks he's ready to find them nonetheless.

    There were creatures, some said, that lived in these deserts, thrived in them even. Aziraphale didn't normally pay much heed to tall tales, but the mirages of this place had put him on edge for days. He was hearing things just out of sight, seeing things that couldn't possibly exist in the distance, and now he saw what he had been searching for. Eden.

    The famed Garden of God, the paradise lost, the valley of plenty. With a sob and a loud shout of relief, the intrepid explorer picked up his pace, spirits renewed. It was some days' walk yet, and he knew he only saw it with the help of his enchanted bifocals, but it was there. Eden was in the distance.

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    As it turned out, Crowley and Aziraphale were indeed left alone for a while. Almost six whole days, to be precise. After which, Hastur stopped by with an unlikely gift for them both - a half human bound to them by an ancient, unknown curse- as a thank you for their work in averting the end of the world. How thoughtful. (Not)

    The half demon, Cassie, has a very important secret. After being cursed to silence on the subject, will she find a way to tell her new masters? Should she? It’s about their respective bosses, after all.

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    4/?
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