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    The Joker has a new lethal weapon with an unusual method of death for Gotham's citizens.

    Death by Sex!

    Women exposed to this toxin will die unless the poison is literally screwed out of them with multiple repetitions as well as only a short window of time before they can be spared.

    What will the Terrific Trio do when Joker captures them and virginal young Batgirl has gotta have it, or die for real?

    Hold on to your TV Remotes!

    Stay tuned to this bat-channel, we're going to be having a fun ride.

     

    Give a kudos if you laughed, groaned, or even enjoyed, it's like a tips jar at Starbucks
    (This is my attempt at a humorous and lemony and somewhat cracked version of Batman 1966.)
    In memory of Yvonne Craig and Adam West.

    The world of Bat-fans will miss you both. RIP.

     

    This was my very first fanfic for Batman 1966.

    First fic ever!

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2513
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    Come sit with Chara as they discuss their evil plan with Asriel to destroy the entire world.

    Language:
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    4,411
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    399
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    General Hux tries to search for “kyber” on the holonet but it is mistyped as “kylux”. He is scarred for life and determined to destroy the strange planet of Tumblr that has produced such atrocities. He finds an unlikely ally in Rey, who isn’t too happy to find out about Reylo either. (She only just moved in with Rose.) Rose is reluctant to promote censorship despite her concerns for her girlfriend, but when Hux introduces her to “Roux/GingerRose” she is out for blood.

    But others concerned about the fate of their own blogs and entertainment convince them to leave the site mostly intact but ban “adult content”. The journey to another galaxy far away to announce their demands and enforce them is a struggle, but after all Hux has planet-destroying weaponry and Rey has a lightsaber and Force-choking powers. Rose has attitude and a taser. The odd, backward planet of “Earth” shall bow to the combined might of the First Order and the Resistance.

    Gratuitous social and political commentary, inspired by the Great Tumblr Purge of 2018.
    Because “female-presenting nipples” sounds exactly like something Hux would say with a sneer.

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    Chapters:
    4/9
    Kudos:
    10
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    1
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    Being left with no other choice Ajay stays at the table and waits for Pagan's return. After all, he did say he cleared his calendar for him. Time to join with the villains and tear shit up!

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    38,701
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    570
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    This is a collection of one-shots and chapters that didn't "make the cut." Follow Hiro as he deals with the challenges of his budding adolescence. From fighting crime to combating danger to even dealing with the women who adore the lovable Hiro. A combination of romance, drama, angst, and lemon are included in this anthology.

    Update on 3/2/19: The Kids From The West (Part II) (Formerly Bring On The Night!)

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    English
    Words:
    16,642
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
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    Eddie Brock loves Venom.

    Venom loves Eddie Brock.

    Symbiote biology is plastic, evolving quicker than most species, and it has evolved to involve a human host in a happy, mutual relationship.

    Symbrock, and the consequences of unplanned parenthood.

    (an entry for NaNoWriMo 2018.)

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    English
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    57,562
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    1056
    Bookmarks:
    248
    Hits:
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    There was a general consensus around people who knew him that Leon S. Kennedy was a good person.

    Leon himself would like to think he was a good person, but there were just some times where he really would disagree.

    (Written in celebration of Valentines Day 2019. Happy RE2make!)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    753
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    8424
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    They're selling dreams - they're not selling paper. But they're selling...something. (An Office parody staring everyones favorite RE characters)

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    3,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    9
    Hits:
    137
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    John and Sherlock get a new script to act out. Something called 'Dark John'. John is familiar with the trope, Sherlock? Not so much. Guess John's gonna have to teach him, huh.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1400
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    Crowley and Gabriel have been left in the bunker, attempting to come up with ways to defeat the darkness. An unintentional innuendo leads to a game of chicken that neither are willing to back down from...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    Chewbacca discovers that Artoo has secrets. Being a droid revolutionary is just one of them.

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    Comments:
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    Which is short for Bangtan Sonyeondan.
    They're my heart's sole delight,
    Reassuring and bright—
    And can wreck me like no one else can.

    Just a collection of dirty limericks about BTS, written to keep my mind off losing what little of a job I had. It was for a church, so if holy work isn't working out, what else can I do but sin?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    The thing about becoming a Guardian after three-hundred years of messing about is that you really start to believe in redemption.

    So when time travel plonks itself down on the table, Jack decides it’s about time he made friends with the darkness - Pitch Black himself.

    Yeah, there’s no way this could go wrong.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    6
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    408
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    A man is found after going missing for seven years, but investigators stumble into unexpected circumstances.

    (AU in which Junpei Niki is found, and the woman lives and so does her kid. Also characters get names, and there are jokes about obsessions with inanimate objects.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    A tongue-in-cheek moodboard dedicated to the true lord of House Dondarrion.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    Exactly what it says on the tin. It's a high school AU. No twists, no subversions, no deconstructions.

    You're probably going to read this anyway.

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    75,875
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    283
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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    Rotten destiny. Others get to find treasures, invent machines, and tell legends. What was Cérea saddled with? She was doomed to dream of two things every night - a dragon and a dying male sylvari. The dragon she had to kill, the sylvari she wanted to save. Not even Mother Tree knew how she was supposed to accomplish that.

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    English
    Words:
    44,204
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1255
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    Fitness is more than just physicality. It's also the quality of being suited (or unsuited) for a role or life event.

    Steve has spent a lifetime trying to measure up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
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    A series of one-shots and short chapters of humor, romance, mishaps, misadventures between Jaune and the women of RWBY. Jaune is the hero of these stories. What led to these events? Find out in the anthology Jaune's Awakening. {AU}

    Update on 9/30/18: The Ill Attempts of Comedy (Part I)
    Update on 11/23/18: The Ill Attempts of Comedy (Part II)

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    English
    Words:
    8,865
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    8552
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    Exposed to ominous circumstances involving Team Science, the triplets and Webby have come to a singular conclusion: Gyro Gearloose is going to kill someone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,153
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    683

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