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    'Il mio vecchio affittuario mi ha scritto ieri, e a quanto sembra devo andare a prendere le mie cose o le getterà in un cassonetto.'
    'In un che cosa?' chiese Todd, sedendosi pesantemente sul divano.
    *
    Dirk e Todd vanno a Londra.

    Language:
    Italiano
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    Chapters:
    8/13
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    Dirk found Todd, and that should make it easy, but it turns out that not all Todd's are created equal. As worried as he is about being stuck in a world that isn't his, he's given new reason to worry when he finally gets Todd to talk to him about something other than how much he hates this whole situation, and realises that things might be worse than they'd first appeared. Somehow.

    In part two, they have a breakthrough, and Dirk realises just how hard this is going to be.

    This is set in a Dark!Dirk AU where Dirk has been swapped with his alternate universe self. While our Todd is having a not so fun time with his significantly more violent Dirk, and our Dirk finally makes some kind of a connection to the Todd of this universe, which doesn't mean they like each other, but it's a start.

    Series
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    English
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    5,438
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
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    9
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    53
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    Adrien started to pull Todd out of the room by his waist, and Todd lost his cool completely. The walls fell in and the world lost its balance, if Adrien hadn’t been holding him the way that he had, Todd would have collapsed entirely.

    “What is your damage?” Adrien huffed. He shoved Todd, watching as he fell the rest of the way to the floor.

    “Don't- touch- don't.” No no. Oh no.

    “See, and here I thought you understood the rules. I do whatever I want.” Adrien said, crouching down next to Todd and grabbing him by the front of his shirt. This close up, Todd could clearly see the glowing red in Adrien’s eyes.

    No no no no no.

    No!

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    English
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    28,085
    Chapters:
    12/20
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    6
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    178
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    Todd thinks its weird when the CIA get involved in him meeting his soulmate. After one bizarre day, they exchange a few letters, and he gets on with his life, until he finds himself kidnapped and used to persuade Svlad to behave.
    Svlad is delighted to be allowed to write to his soulmate, but when Todd is dragged unwillingly into the Blackwing base, he starts to realise that this was a trap from the start.

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    English
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    4,974
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    111
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    Blackwing sent a young Svlad to a school in Sheffield. After hitting rock bottom during Cambridge, he escaped to America. Now he's Dirk Gently, and happy with his new friends and work. He's accepted himself. Then a case sends them to Sheffield and the old boys, and Dirk wonders if he can escape his past without them discovering it.

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    English
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    49,614
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    638
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    Todd runs into an old band member in her new life. Her new life is not prepared for Dirk.

    CW: Pararibulitis attack described.

    Language:
    English
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    1,802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    83
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    “I think the telekinetic, possibly alien baby has imprinted on Todd and now she’s trying to kill me so she can have all his attention to herself.”

    “Okay, let’s, uh. Let’s calm down—”

    “Farah, you have to believe me! Whenever I see her and Todd, I feel like I’m dying. And she just so happens to have powers, so what other explanation is there?”

    “Oh, Dirk,” Farah says in the tone that Dirk has now come to learn means that somewhere along the way, he’s missed something huge and rather obvious.

    -

    A case drops a telekinetic baby into the agency’s care and Dirk feels...overwhelmed whenever he sees Todd competently, wonderfully, lovingly taking care of a child.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    366
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    Five times Dirk tried to tie his shoelaces, and one time he didn't.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    27
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    1
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    129
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    “I just need a minute. Alone,” Todd says quietly.

    “You’re sure?”

    “Yeah. I’ll be fine, Farah,” his voice wobbles.

    Farah nods and heads back to her car where Amanda waits for her.

    Dirk watches Todd’s face morph from stoic to sorrowful, his eyes suddenly wet and red. He lets the sunflowers he held drop onto Dirks coffin. His favourite.

    “I’m sorry I wasn’t there for you,”

    “It’s okay,” Dirk says. He knows he can’t hear him, but he can at least pretend. Todd was there for him, perhaps not when he died, but before that. Nobody had ever been there for him like Todd had.

    “I didn’t even get to tell you. I lo-“ Todd sobs and wipes away tears with the palm of his hand.”

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    English
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    1,095
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    99
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    When roadtripping to North Dakota, Todd discovers some feelings he didn't realize he had. Confessions ensue.

    Thanks to flightinflame for the idea!!

    Language:
    English
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    4,240
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    154
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    Todd Brotzman is probably the only person who has ever thought that working for a top-secret CIA project was boring. Maybe it wouldn't be if he wasn't a glorified janitor. Mostly he just feels bad for these miserable-looking test subjects he doesn't have the clearance to know anything about. He doesn't even know what they're being tested for.

    But, as we know, the Universe is a tricky thing, and somehow Todd ends up exactly where he needs to be: in the cell of one Project Icarus.

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    English
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    2,378
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
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    142
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    When the reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.

    A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backwards clock, loads of ketchup and three words:

    Everything is connected.

    Language:
    English
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    79,256
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    534
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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    English
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    53,541
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    218
    Kudos:
    191
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    14
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    2480
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    He wasn't so sure what Todd was complaining about. Of course, the fact that he was rather dead might be a difficult thing for him to wrap his head around, but Dirk was having a pretty okay time with it. He was dead. Sure. Okay. But yet he was still alive, more alive than he’d ever felt. He’d pulled back the velvet curtain of death and was gazing at a whole new world of possibilities, new things to do with this merciful blessing that was an elongated (and possibly permanent) existence.

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    English
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    2,460
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    5
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    23
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    Dirk has wings. They're sensitive.

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    English
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    1,597
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    47
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    1
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    315
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    When Todd finds himself burning on the bathroom floor of a restaurant, he isn't entirely sure what to do. Neither does Dirk, who can only learn from his own experiences with the Rowdy Three. They end up finding a solution of sorts.

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    English
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    1,822
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    23
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    206
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    Todd takes Dirk to a wedding. As his fake boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Todd cleared his throat and had the decency of blushing only a little. “My boyfriend, yes. My boyfriend, Dirk.”

    Language:
    English
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    8,647
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    422
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    A Reverse AU.

    Osmund Priest is many things. A teenager, a scared little boy, and a Blackwing subject. But the universe is - quite frankly - a dick, and throws at him the one thing he cannot handle: Dirk Gently and, his detective agency, and The Rowdy 3, from a dimension certainly not his own.

    Language:
    English
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    16,043
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    119
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    "Terrible as it is, it’s easier to cling to the hope that there were good reasons for what they did. That the people who treated him well were at heart good people, and they hadn’t just been lying to him the whole time, that the small amounts of affection he’d been given were real and tangible. Even when he knows the truth somewhere deep inside it doesn’t mean he wants to acknowledge it.

    But, like all things, it’s only a matter of time."

    ***
    The only thing Dirk Gently has ever learned to do with his trauma, is shove it down as deep as it will go, lock it away, and hope that ignoring it means it isn't really there. For a while at least, it works. But when the past comes knocking looking to make amends, and pretending that none of it was as bad as it seemed isn't an option anymore, the delicate balancing act he's been practicing for years finally tips over the edge.

    Healing is painful, recovery isn't linear, sometimes you have to tear everything down before you can start to rebuild.

    His own demons might be the scariest thing he's ever had to face, but it's not something he has to do alone, and in the end that makes all the difference.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,051
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    676
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    Dirk Gently was perfectly happy to pretend he never went to Cutler's and never met any of the Cutler boys if it meant they'd stay safe, especially after his expulsion from Cambridge. He should've known after finding a piano and a familiar man that the universe had other plans

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,545
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    121

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