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    Summary

    These are a collection of bits and pieces that I either never finished, took out of other fics, or just thought they were interesting but not worth being a full fic.

    If any of you would like further background or musings about any of these, or even if you'd like one fleshed out into a fuller fic, please comment and let me know!

    And if you'd like to "adopt" any of these as inspiration, you're perfectly welcome to do so! Just let me know so I don't finish them or anything.

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    2,047
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    10/?
    Comments:
    30
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    28
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    When Flake wakes up he doesn't feel the quite same and his heart feels strangely light. Till is also acting strange, what is going on?

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Why now? Is it because a couple of days before, Till took a punch for him (again) and still has the bruises to prove it? Because he’s been looking at Flake a lot lately, complimenting him on his bleached hair, his stupid puns, even his outfits, which—really? Or just because of the combination of their tiredness and the coziness of the atmosphere? Because tonight, the distance between Till’s crouched figure and Flake’s curious hand is exactly an arm’s length?

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    Flake and Till share a hotel room. Smut ensues. No, really, that's about it.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    235
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    Flake spends years fantasizing over a strange woman in town, but now he took his chance and has to deal with the consequences.

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    English
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    7,924
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1367
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    It's Valentine's Day and it's a special day for everyone to announce their love, affection and confession. Nearly everyone is in the spirit...all except for one. That one person just needs some convincing. Takes place in the Mutter era.

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    1,030
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    Flake isn't particularly happy with the way he looks. Luckily he has a wonderful boyfriend that loves him for how he is.

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    1,575
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    191
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    Flake is anxious before the show. Till is, too, and he tries to calm them both down.

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    2,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    207
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    Paul and Richard have been in love with each other for years, but neither have the guts to confess to each other because of fear of rejection. But Till, Flake, Oliver and Christoph's constant teasing oddly gives them the confidence they need to finally confess.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,529
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1089
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    Rammstein, a band famous for their controversial show and obscene lyrics, decides to support the LGBT community. However, not everyone likes waving a rainbow flag or male kisses on stage. An international group of homophobic headhunters set out to chase the band members. Rammstein must escape from Germany and hide in a place they don't seem to fit in at all.

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    English
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    57,299
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2315
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    “Run! Run Christoph! Run and don’t stop!” She shouted at him with all her might. Christoph looked at her frozen in his steps. “GO!” She screamed, her voice breaking. He turned to the forest and ran as fast as he could. He ran and ran. He didn’t even see where he was just running with all his might. He ran until he felt exhausted. Slowing down the pace, he felt his pulse in his ears thumping loud, his breath grew deep and frantic.

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    (Werewolf AU with cottagecore. They're about 19-20 years old or so and Flake is blond cause I love blonde Flake.)
    In a world where the wolf beasts are pushed into a forest, in the middle of the Germany, to live on their own away from humans.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    197
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    On the eve of a particularly big job, Rammstein begrudgingly decides to enlist another "crime family" for help--Type O Negative, a particularly abrasive group of five from Brooklyn, NY. The job brings Type O to Germany, and the differences between the two groups begin to threaten not only the success of the job, but the sanity of the German gangsters. Will they eventually be able to settle their differences and succeed, or will petty rivalry prevail?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    252
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    Till's attempt to off himself is interrupted by a being who claims he isn't an angel, and makes a bet that he can help Till turn his life around.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,420
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    153
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    Тилль любит боль. Флаке беспокоится.

    Series
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    Русский
    Words:
    1,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    76
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    Paul is a bartender at a small, cheap bar in Berlin. Richard is a regular at said bar. After some stares and teasing from his workmates, Paul decides to befriend the lonely patron.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1071
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    Frau Schneider keeps to herself, unusually so. Her weekly life consists only of work, and staying at home. Unbeknownst to the people around her, Schneider goes home every day to five loyal dogs. Dogs who are unaware of their state of captivity. Dogs who are not truly dogs, but men with their humanity deteriorated to that of beasts. But they are more than happy to be cared for by their neurotic, loving master.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    147,248
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    308
    Kudos:
    429
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    11567
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    Flake can't seem to shut his mouth. Till is forced to help him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    387
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    Set in the Keine Lust universe, Flake and Till end up cuddling.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    873
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    280
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    “So I have a proposition. As you know my students have been working on a metal sculpture this year and they thought, not ME! They! Hear me out! What if it were on fire?” Till said took his hands up from the computer and held them up in defence. 

    “No.” Flake said plainly as he went back to scribble down something in his notebook and looked up at the Art teacher as his pen made contact with the paper right before looking down again shaking his head.
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    Teacher AU. More info in the notes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    627
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    181
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    This is just about the dumbest possible interpretation of Buck Dich. The title describes its quality.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    243
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    254
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    Flake is sick to death of Paul and Schneider's bickering. He locks them in his hotel room and demands they work things out, lest they risk being stuck in the room indefinitely.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    431

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