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    In a house, in the Shire, there lives a young Hobbit, Lady of the manor by day, thief by night. Well, until she retired.

    She had become respectable, if strange, but was perfectly content.

    Until her Godfather had to come along and ruin everything, bringing with him a merry band of Pirates!

    She wanted no part of it, no, thank you very much! But... Maybe she'd just... Listen to their story, and their Captain was rather nice...

    Oh, fine! She'd go, if only to save these sorry fools from themselves! And a dragon...

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    “You’re going to leave all four of them here?”

    “Five.” Said Bilbo, Thorin, Fíli and Kíli in unison. It was a mistake a lot of people made and they were always happy to correct them.

    “Yes, father. All five of them. They will be trusted into your care for the next few hours.”

    Thráin thought about it for a moment. “Good. Excellent,” Thráin murmured. “It’s a perfect opportunity to teach them a thing or two.”

    Bilbo winced at the thought.

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    During the battle of the five armies, a secret Tauriel had intended to keep hidden is out in the open and it changes the entire course of the quest to reclaim Erebor.

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    After the loss of the only family she has ever known, Lorin finds she is fading.
    When she awakens, she finds herself in Bag End the morning the Company arrives. Deciding to make sure the line of Durin doesn’t end and her mother (at least) gets a happy ending, Lorin joins the Company as their second burglar in hopes she can also destroy the One Ring in the only thing that could destroy it besides the place from which it was made: dragon fire.
    However, stories are still stories, and not everything her mother said was the truth and what’s to say Lorin being there won’t change everything anyways?

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    "Bless this broken road, that led me straight to you."

     

    Sigrid, daughter of Bard the Bowman is thrust into a war and the destruction of her home that leads her into Prince Fili's arms and eventually his heart.

    Fili is on a mission to win back Erebor and take his rightful place beside his Uncle Thorin as heir to the throne. When the quest goes south when the Dragon is woke and the destruction that ensues, one thing he doesn't plan on is rescuing a blonde haired girl from an orc attack and bringing her to Erebor for protection.

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    When Hawthorne Greenwing finds a flyer advertising for a live-in babysitting position, as a struggling art student, she's overjoyed. Until she sees the name Thorin Oakenshield on the ad. Applying anyway, she moves in to find Thorin struggling to raise his twin nephews Fili and Kili. Thing's move along until one night Hawthorne comes home covered in bruises. Thorin demands answers, but may not receive the ones he expected.

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    For many Ages now, Vairë had been made to weave a specific tapestry repeatedly. She had been put to making an endless cycle of deaths and tragedy until the Ilúvatar decides the cycle had come to an end.

    Tired of the torture on the mortal souls Eru had put his interests on and wanting to help their Weaver, Námo and Nienna asked the Ilúvatar to allow them to change the tapestry. Eru allowed them. But on one condition.

    They are forbidden from asking for help from anyone in Middle Earth and they cannot help the mortals themselves.

    So instead, they decided to take other people from a different world.

    They then decide to take a group of students that died fighting to free their country in hopes that they can be the ones to help the victims of the cycle. The Amis. They are unbound from the tapestry that had always dictated the mortals' lives and they were free to change the future as they saw fit. For hopefully the better.

    And if Námo was praying this would be the last cycle, then no one but him would know of it.

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    In the winter months after the retaking of Erebor, Tauriel meets up with Kili to discuss their relationship and it isn't what he had hoped. Good thing that Uncle Thorin is a lot better at this parenting thing than people give him credit for.

    Takes place after my story "Calling In A King's Favor" but you don't necessary have to read it in order to follow this one.

    The Hobbit characters are owned by JRR Tolkien and used only for the enjoyment of fans. Tauriel was created by Peter Jackson for the movie verse.

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    "I do not regret having left Kili behind in Lake-town... Fili, however, is a different matter. Unlike Kili, he has all the responsibilities of the heir." Oneshot.

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    As the Company recuperates at Beorn's house, Kili is captured on a solitary hunt and presented to Azog by a band of rogue goblins. After days of searching, Thorin believes his sister-son to be dead, abandoning the rescue and continuing on towards Erebor. But Kili is very much alive. And as time passes and hope of rescue fades, the youngest heir of Durin is forced to forsake his family ties, the customs of his people, even his own humanity, in order to survive.

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    “Captain’s log, February 14th. We have infiltrated the perp’s hideout. There are so many frogs. Seriously, it’s like Shrek’s swamp in here-”

    Fíli and Kíli are partners in life and in the CFMO division of the magic police. Bilbo is their personnel coordinator and he still wasn't ready for all that paperwork.

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    When the King Under the Mountain dies, there is singing.

    Whether that singing speaks of mourning or celebration, only the singers themselves know.

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    Fíli-Ficlets are an attempt at character exploration through snapshots of Fíli's life. These stories are told from different perspectives and characters, but they all concern Fíli, whether it be Fíli the small dwarfling, Fíli the youngster, Fíli the adult, or even Fíli-who-survives-BotFA...
    Many of these feature recurring OCs whom you may recognise from other works I've done. This collection(at least for pre-Zahrar stories) can be considered Fíli's background in dwelf-'Verse, and some will feature direct references, while others belong to different verses and story-lines.

    This is one of the things for which I take prompts, so feel free to comment here or on tumblr if you've got a situation you'd like to see Fíli handle.

    Marked complete, but may receive additional updates.

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    wherein Fili and Kili get lost, Freylin Baggins is a small matter of huge importance and Miss Bilbo Baggins - of Bag-End, Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, of the Shire - is not quite certain of her place in the world.

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    Kili is seventeen years old and perceived a troublemaker. After his fifth expulsion from school his mother has sent him to live with his uncle Thorin to teach him some discipline. Kili sees it as yet another punishment as he feels the whole world thinks he is not worth the effort. But on his first day at school he meets a shy blond boy named Fili who has his own troubles. And Kili soon finds himself falling head over heels for his new friend. Meanwhile uncle Thorin realises that no-one has really put any effort in trying to understand why Kili suddenly went off the rails.

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    It has been ten years since Frerin abandoned his ward. Ten long years that Bellana spends all alone, in silence and growing bewilderment. Until Gandalf prods on her door with his staff and she finally has enough.

    Thorin Oakenshield was completely focused on reclaiming back his mountain. Before Mahal decided to wreck up his life a bit more, for his own private amusement. Why did he have to find his One in a mere, fastidious halfling whom his nephews claim to be their sister?

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    It would be so easy, Fíli thinks. To gather up all his fear for Kíli and the Company, the shame of his ignoble death, the aches and pains and little disappointments of living, and let them all fall from his hands. To see his father again, now only a bright-haired laughing blur in his memory. Fíli is dead, and his family will cut their beards and ashen their brows, but Kíli will have run and Thorin will have fought and they will live on. Fíli is dead and this is where he belongs.

    "And the other option?" he asks, softly.

    i.e., Fíli brings his family home from the Underworld.

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    As Middle-Earth arms herself against the growing threat of Sauron, the remaining three dwarven rings of power fall into Erebor's possession. Ageing and cynical, Thorin longs to restore Erebor to her former glory. Kili is desperate to delay his death and live out his days with his immortal wife. Fili, disabled from his fall on Ravenhill, will do anything it takes to walk again and be the strong prince and heir that Erebor deserves. Against the judgement of their allies, they take the rings. Allegiances are pushed to breaking point, families turn on one another, and the enduring will of dwarves is tested further than ever before as darkness threatens to destroy Erebor both inside and out.

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    Erebor rejoiced for the winning of the battle of the five armies, the line of Durin is saved and the whole company celebrates. All except for one, the burglar had left in the middle of the night to go back to the Shire. Bilbo had gotten news from his family that the Shire had been invaded by a pack of orcs, who had asked for one particular hobbit who goes on an adventure with dwarves. Bilbo knew that there is something wrong, why would orcs hunt him down? Whatever is the reason?

    A/N: Being re-written at the moment...

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    This is set before the Hobbit with young Fili and Kili. Some flashbacks of Dis as a child, along with Thorin and Frerin as well.

    Basically flashbacks of Fili and Kili and everything that happened before the Hobbit was set.

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