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    Finding an unconscious Bilbo in the thick of battle, Legolas takes him to the elf encampment to have the hobbit healed. Through that gesture began a series of events that leads to the revelation of Bilbo's pregnancy and an advise that urges Thranduil to keep Bilbo's survival a secret until the hobbit says he is ready. Of course, his best course of action for that was not to name Bilbo as Elf-Friend but Elf-Kin.

    Unfortunately, he did not take determined Dwarven Kings, Princes and the like into account.

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    Guilty of the way he had treated his One, Thorin casts his pride aside to ask for the Woodland Realm's help in finding the Company's burglar in order to make amends at the very least. Not believing Bilbo could forgive him, Thorin wishes to earn the hobbit's trust and love once more even if it means casting tradition aside and courting his One in the ways of the hobbits

    Unfortunately, Bilbo may be willing to forgive the Company and Thorin in words, his mind and heart is not yet ready to let go of the trauma and harm inflicted upon him.

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    Inspired by Of Dwobbits and Elves by NerdKenz2001

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    Each respectable dwarf has a craft and that is to say that practically every dwarf has a craft. A skill that every part of their being goes into the create or do something that is truly remarkable. However, it is also true that every dwarf has a One and they are expected to drop everything to be with them.

    Now that hardly made sense to a king who very well had other things to do than to go off with someone the moment their eyes met.

    |In which not all soulmates end up romantically involved with each other|

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    When Bilbo Baggins found an unconscious Katniss Everdeen by his doorstep, he did what any decent hobbit would have done: he took her in. When the Grey Wizard arrived to recruit our favourite burglar, he found out that the Valar had blessed Okenshild's company by sending them a heroine from a distant future to aid the quest alongside Mr Baggins. How is everybody going to take the news? Is she going to accept the wizard's word for granted, or is she going to carry on believing that everything is nothing but another obscure plot from the capital to drive her insane? And how Thorin's company will deal with the olive skin brunette female warrior, that somehow manages to be more suspicious and suborn than any dwarrowdam they know.

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    Celeriell of Cardolan has fought the forces of evil permanently looming over the ruins of her kingdom for over five decades. When the opportunity arises to help the company of Thorin Oakenshield to reclaim their homeland of Erebor, Celeriell cannot pass on the offer of an adventure.

    Or in which a lady of a fallen kingdom pledges her heart and sword to a king without a crown

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    He never did anything right. Everything he did was wrong. A deal in goblin town teaches Kili that it is much harder to get your uncle to accept you with no voice, but luckily he has his brother to help him. On the duration of the quest, Kili's secrets slowly reveal themselves, and Fili tries so hard to get through the barrier and to the past of his little brother.

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    When Thorin realized what Bilbo had done, realized that the hobbit had traded his Arkenstone, he saw fire. And Bilbo, being so incredibly small, was easy enough to throw from the Rampart.
    The company leaves Erebor, seemingly forever.
    10 years after Thorin 'killed' Bilbo, he breaks from his dragon sickness, sick at what he's done. He runs to the Shire, hell-bent on paying his respects to his burglar, ashamed at killing him over a stone.
    But what will Thorin find in Hobbiton?

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    “I never said that this hobbit didn’t have magic!” Bilbo burst out, waving his hands. “I know that’s semantics-” he held up his finger to stop anyone from interrupting him, “but it worked and I didn’t lie. I cannot tell you how this magic works nor why I hold it so please do not ask me any further. I am loyal to this quest and that is enough.” 

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    The Valar sent Bilbo back in time. After living a lifetime of regret and suffering, he vows to change things for the better. For Thorin. For Frodo. But will he succeed?

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    Dwarves are under persecution and are sent to all corners of Arda to seek refuge. Thorin and his small family look for refuge in the Shire. Bilbo Baggins happens to be in the business of hiding Dwarves.

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    During the fight with the trolls Bilbo is deeply wounded in the head, when he wakes up the dwarves discover with surprise and concern that their burglar is no longer the same .... after a car accident Sara finds herself in the middle of a forest and has no idea how she got there .... but basically, Bilbo and Sara have never really belonged to their world, although they do not know this, at least not yet

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    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

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    "His clothes would have caused a perfectly respectable hobbit to blanch in horror, mussed and casual from months of travelling; the bruises decorating his fair skin would have provoked a gasp; the ragged state of his unusually straight and unusually short dark hair, a flinch; all combined with the spectacle of a Hobbit -- even a Took - with a sword at the hip would have caused even the most hardy of hobbits a fainting spell.

    However, Bilbo Took was not a perfectly respectable hobbit."

    Or that Dwobbit!Bilbo AU. Goddamnit.

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    The Lush AU that a few people asked for. Thorin has to buy a birthday present for Dis' birthday, gets completely overwhelmed by being out of his depth, and then gets completely overwhelmed by the beautiful sales clerk helping him.

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    In hindsight, Bilbo has no earthly idea what he's doing here.
    He's of no use in a proper fight and quick wit and unnatural plant life will change very little about that.
    Bilbo has no idea what he's doing here and he dearly hopes that the Shire doesn't either.
    Some laws are very old and are not wisely broken - a shame, considering he's broken damn near every one of them.
    And if Thorin keeps up his terrible attitude he might just break another.
    (Whether that would be to throttle him or to kiss him, well, that remains to be seen.)

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    Heavy AU. I've done some unforgivable tinkering.

    Thorin is a slave, in a world where any species that isn't human is enslaved or killed. Every day is hell, and isn't it just his luck that some crazy bitch decided to buy him?

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    The coming of a dragon is like a great roar of thunder, and a tempest of fire and their wings are like steel. Long ago, it came, killing and stealing, driving the Dwarves far away with nought but the clothes on their backs. Great halls and riches for the Dwarves no more, only misery and treachery.
    Far to the east, they went. Thorin, the heir to the lost throne of Erebor, lost everything when the dragon came. Everything except the one thing he will find out he cannot live without. His One. A great love develops between them — a love to surpass war and hunger and grief. But a love which is forbidden.

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    He saved him at a great price, his memory of what had happened between them was ripped from him. The payment for his sin was to love without being loved.

    In the anniversary of the defeating of Smaug Thorin is present with a marriage proposal, just as the dreams of the past come to haunt him and show him where his real happiness lies.

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    Basically, this is where you go if you're wondering what goes on in my brain related to the Hobbit

    I will upload a WIP first chapter of ideas for stories I get to see what you guys think of them to see if you want to see the story or whatnot

    more WIP things like this will be coming out so keep a eye out!

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