1 - 20 of 311 Works in Thorin Is an Idiot

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    After they are driven out of their home, Fíli, his brother, and their uncle find refuge in the unlikely home of two hobbits. Gandalf said they’d be safe there, but only Thorin can keep them safe.

    Thorin has already lost everything. All he has left are his nephews and even now he worries that they will be lost to him as well. He doesn’t trust the hobbits, especially the female one. She seems far too interested in his nephews for his liking.

    Kíli misses his mom. He knows he should be more cautious, but he likes the hobbits. He especially likes the lady one. She reminds him of his mom.

    Briar never fit in the Shire. She was always too different. But maybe, her place was always meant to be in the mountains instead of hills.

    Bilbo always knew his job was to protect his little sister. She was the only family he had left, after all. But family isn’t always defined by blood. Sometimes family is by choice.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    104,021
    Chapters:
    194/204
    Comments:
    1563
    Kudos:
    978
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    31502
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Gandalf is meddling, as he does. The rest is history.

    **Kili, Fili, and Thorin survived the BOTFA. I’ve played around with it, we’ll see what happens as we go along ;-)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109,061
    Chapters:
    55/?
    Comments:
    383
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    4637
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Willow Baggins met a dwarf in Bree when she’s drinking away her sorrows as her ex-husband, Otho, gets remarried and takes her home away from her. The next morning the dwarf disappears and Willow is left more broken than before.

    Years later, the dwarf that left her shows up on her doorstep thanks to a pesky wizard. But Willow isn’t the same hobbit Thorin met all those years ago. Now, she has someone to care about and someone who cares about her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,254
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    204
    Kudos:
    613
    Bookmarks:
    190
    Hits:
    9437
  4. Tags
    Summary

    This is a old work so the no recent marvel hero's hope you enjoy!

    Thor, Hela and Loki's sister Hera, she is the goddess of elements, natural leader, peace and her eyes change red when she uses fire, white when she uses air, green when she controls earth , dark blue when she uses water, and she can see the possible future, she is Odin first born she was close to Thor and Loki and is also the leader of the Valkyrior Loki and Thor are in their youth wall Hera is a adult ,she knows about Hela and Loki is adopted

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,471
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Hits:
    53
  5. Tags
    Summary

    In a desperate attempt to make sure someone he trusts rules over Erebor, Thorin marries Bilbo on what will probably be his deathbed, as well as that of his heirs. When all three Durins survive, Thorin's marriage to Bilbo comes under scrutiny. Not everyone is happy with it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,112
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    474
    Kudos:
    1102
    Bookmarks:
    182
    Hits:
    13787
  6. Tags
    Summary

    "I wonder if death will always taste this good" - Given a second chance from the horror she lived with for years; Lena is thrown into a world she used to escape to when the day couldn't get any worse. Now, her mission is to change an ending or die knowing she couldn't stop it. Out of the pan and into the fire as they say. Little does the company know; she's already been through it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,048
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    779
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Two lost souls circling around eachother, both haunted by their past, both lonely, both holding it all in, hiding their feelings behind a solid outer exterior.
    Or, how Thorin learns to trust, and Daenar finds what he didn't know he was missing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    89,097
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    473
  8. Tags
    Summary

    A.U. Thorin and Bilbo met long ago, but circumstances kept them apart, over 30 years later they meet once more but Thorin does not remember Bilbo at all. What will Bilbo do, when he thinks he has changed far to much to be of any interest to Thorin now. And with Thorin steps away from sitting in the throne of Erebor, there is so much at stake. Can they over come their own selves and see each other eye to eye, or will doubts keep them away from a love truer than all others?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,015
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    192
  9. Tags
    Summary

    During the battle of the five armies, a secret Tauriel had intended to keep hidden is out in the open and it changes the entire course of the quest to reclaim Erebor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,959
    Chapters:
    35/36
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    346
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    15544
  10. Tags
    Summary

    For a long time now, life in the Shire hasn't been enough for Brianna Took-Baggins. She is longing for something more, something to satisfy the Took inside of her, and so when Gandalf appears and asks her to come along on an adventure, she doesn't hesitate. Little does she know that a stubborn dwarven king will be the least of her problems…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,891
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1407
  11. Tags
    Summary

    I'm finally gonna start posting my horde of bunnies on AO3. It's gonna be messy. These bunnies are free to anybody who wants to be savaged by them. Some will be expanded and fleshed out from the original FB post, some might be new, some are just hideous mutants that should not see the light of day.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,894
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    88
  12. Tags
    Summary

    As Ro and Fíli and Kíli grow up in the mountains of Ered Luin, their dynamics shift and change.
    Sometimes it would be nice if things could just stay the same.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,254
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    405
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    5171
  13. Tags
    Summary

    "We must take adventures in order to know where we truly belong..."

    The woman has only ever been defined as two things. Both, of which, the Company remains unaware of as the invited female is dragged along cautiously. Although Gandalf appears to trust the dwarf, the Company is wary of her and her appearances. After all, who has ever heard of a beardless dwarf? Reluctantly, the Company welcomes her only to discover that there is more to her than she is willing to offer.

    With a past she is so unwilling to share will the dwarves learn to trust her?
    Or will everything go to ruin before she gets a chance?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,369
    Chapters:
    26/57
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    433
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo Baggins had been at home with his armchair, his books and his trees for little more than a year. He had resumed a mostly normal life, despite all that he had lost. Naturally of course, someone knocks on his door. Some three.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,136
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    704
  15. Tags
    Summary

    After Thorin had banished Bilbo and Zoe from Erebor because of Bilbo's doings, and when she was still not welcome to the mountain after the war, Zoe was forced to live with Bilbo. And say goodbye to her One, Fíli. And a little later on she learned that she was carrying Fíli's child he would never meet. Or would he?

    Zoe's and Fíli's adventure hadn't ended yet, but now they had other opstacles to overcome.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,116
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    128
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Thorin and Bilbo make peace after the Battle, and with Winter right around the corner the hobbit remains in Erebor at the King's invitation. With the reparations of the dwarven kingdom continuing apace, the memories of war and Thorin's gold-sickness continue to plague the hobbit's memories - Bilbo longs to return to the Shire, convinced that despite the words of forgiveness spoken in Thorin's healing tent the friendship between the Dwarf King and the Burglar is beyond repair. But Winter is snapping at their heels with its icy teeth and Bilbo must remain in the Lonely Mountain until the roads are safe to travel once more.

    Will the long winter months truly be as miserable and lonely as the hobbit fears? Or could the longing in his heart for the Dwarf King be healed with the help of a charismatic Iron Hills captain?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,216
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    2442
  17. Tags
    Summary

    ❄ What if the time was different. What if Smaug never came and the Avari never disappeared south. 6 Clans that settled in a cold and barren north filled with Houses of Wolves, Snakes, Dragons, Boars, Raven and Goats. ❄ A land where a widowed woman can start a new life and where the lonely mountain is home to more than just Dwarves. ❄

     

    This was whole-heartedly inspired by our real proud dragon mom Daenerys, ISeeFires ‘Of Dwobbits, Dragons and Dwarves' as well as one of Nikita Gills posts on Twitter.

    PLEASE LOVE ME AND OR THIS AU PLEASE. THANK YOU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,978
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    58
  18. Tags
    Summary

    "What an absurdly ugly little creature, Thorin thought, when first he laid eyes on Master Bilbo Baggins."

    ie the one where thorin thinks bilbo is ugly, bilbo thinks thorin is quite possibly the handsomest thing he's ever seen, but by dwarven standards, thorin is positively hideous (and he knows it too). but they both know looks aren't everything, so they fall in love. happy ending ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,157
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    2616
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo thought himself to be a good husband, or at least, a decent one. But what he sees in the royal library might change his mind... Thorin has an explanation, but will Bilbo listen?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    925
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2173
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo decides to join the Dwarves on their quest to regain Erebor after Gandalf's young apprentice makes a strong first impression. Life on the road is difficult but the friendship slowly grows into something more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,036
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    304

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation