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    ummmm.
    Idk?
    Just some texting stories?
    It’s more fluff than angst but it is a bit sad.

    Also, everyone loves everyone btw(but not Jefferson, no, he hates like nearly everyone)

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    11/?
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    "I loved you once."

    "A long, long time ago."

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    basically a pile of Hamilton oneshots
    ships included: jamilton [more tba]

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    1/?
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    Your regular Hamilsquad group chat with a whole bottle of angst.

    This is my first piece on AO3 so I thought I’d try it out by writing this mess.

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    3/?
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    4
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    16
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    A news article pushes Secretary Thomas Jefferson out of the closet and right into the arms of one Secretary Alexander Hamilton, the human embodiment of a headache. What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for the fact that the main characters are Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton.

    Act I (.5) now complete!

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    60/?
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    The awkward dinner between Jefferson and Burr in 1805 a few months after the election actually did happen, and also appears in the play I wrote about the Burr conspiracy--however, that play being a straight comedy, I couldn't really do it justice, so this fic came into existence.

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    1,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    *Sequel to Don't trust*
    Alexander was going to spend a day in a business trip accompanied by Jefferson. Also known as the man he’d slept with once and he’d dumped twice.
    Because that was just his luck.

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    7/7
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    4
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    21
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    1
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    341
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    Eight.

    Eight Friends.

    Eight Names.

    Eight Faces.

    Eight Lovers.

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    150
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    1
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    219
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    Everyone is in the principles office, and someone is going to have to fix the ceiling in the band room.

    (OR everyone is a mess but its okay)

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    8/?
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    36
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    172
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    22
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    When Alexander became a demon he lost literally everything, after being brought back so to speak, he found so many new things, and he remembered a lot of pain, but something he could never remember was the shared memories he knew that he had with general Washington, but a trip to the alley where he died, as well as a certain picture may be able to remedy that. And he may just his get his old family back as well
    Or Hamilton finds his wallet, and his family, and a shit ton of memories, jackpot.

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    Hamilton gets his arm cut off, being a demon, this actually is not as shitty as it would usually be, but the hijinks that follow are very interesting. Especially considering the fact that he is unable to revert to human form while his arm regenerates. Life gets crazy over the week required for his arm to heal, and Alexander is forces to confront some issues he’s been having being a demon for an extended amount of time, aka the inability to consistently talk. Also I refuse to kill anyone!
    Also yay source material, go watch mushroomies zombie song animatic, I will wait, seriously go

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    1,715
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    Ok, backstory, inspired loosely on mush roomie’s animatic lams zombie song except more fluff and a happy ending and everything sort of turns out ok if you exclude the fact that almost everyone is dead and everyone else is just trying to survive in a demonic apocalypse because I have a thing with making my fics about demon au’s, it's all great. Minor agnst, I’m inexperienced and have no idea what I’m doing, just go with it and don’t look at the plot funny...think of warm bodies, yeah that, but, like, fire, ONWARD!

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    Alexander gets his week with Phillip early because Angelic got into a wreck, and Eliza leaves town to help her recover. With daycare not an option, Alex brings Phillip with him to work. When the only options for someone to look after Phillip during a meeting are an untrustworthy intern and Thomas Jefferson, Hamilton has to pick who'll look after his son, and the series of events that happens afterward can only be known as the best and worst decision that Alex has ever made.

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    2/?
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    Like the vast majority of bad ideas did, it started with Lafayette and a tambourine.

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    48
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    She was just like the setting sun, crimson, orange, and yellow all mixing together in a beautiful cacophony that played her unique tune.

    Funny, isn't it?

    The world finds a way to give you something more than pain, it drives how pointless we are in this world comprised of stardust. It makes you fear life but shiver at death, this world takes pleasure in seeing you pull yourself into your own grave.

    Despite all of it, she is unjustly calm in the storm.

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    For Peter Jefferson, it was love at first sight. For Laura Laurens, it was supposed get her into the room where it happens.

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    10/?
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    10
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    5
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    Alex has had what some may call a traumatic past, but for him it was what all his life had been. So naturally when he went to college he assumed the worst. But when the first few people he meet seem nice he slowly lets his guard down. Biggest mistake of his life

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    8/?
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    Alex is putting himself through Harvard law school by working in the adult film industry. John has to live with him knowing that's what he does, but Alex doesn't know that John knows what he does. And Lafayette can't mind his own business.

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    12/?
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    174
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    136
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    18
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    This is just a one shot thing that I decided to write at three AM
    Usually centered around Lams, my OTP
    NO SMUT GO READ THE BIBLE

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    3/?
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    19
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    Alexander Hamilton accidentally finds himself right in the middle of Thomas Jefferson’s office, throwing his papers onto the desk and spilling out his iced coffee...well..everywhere. But when Thomas yelled at him, all he could do is flinch and leave. He found something different in that moment, and when Thomas came back for an apology...he didn’t expect this.

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    20,888
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    12/?
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    138
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    ➳ Quinn Fabray has imaginary friends.

    ➳ Brendon Urie is depressed.

    ➳ Dan Howell smokes and drinks.

    ➳ Skye Johnson is an insomniac.

    ➳Charlie Smith is gay.

    ➳Newt Whitman likes girly clothes.

    They all have some things in common, mostly the fact that they are outcasts. They stand out. They are your school's weirdos, the people that you know are different from you and you hate them for exactly that reason.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,171
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    3194

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