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    The Magic Shop has three rules :

    1. Never ask how , or why . You don't want to know

    2. You can ask for whatever you want. But you have to be willing to pay the price. Whatever he asks. No questions.

    3. Never try to leave the shop, without paying your debts. He will find you. And eat your soul, alive.
    .......

    " Oh , sweetie." Seokjin purred " I'm going to rip you apart so prettily, that once I'm done , the pieces won't fit back together anymore. And then, I'll set you free , so you can spend the rest of forever, tearing at yourself, to feel complete again."

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    Namjoon is the crown prince of South Korea and he has 99 problems, all of which are Kim Seokjin.

    Jin is the personal bodyguard of the prince and has 1 big problem: the way his ears turn red because of his crush - which happens to be the crown prince of South Korea.

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    A convict with a thirst for revenge.

    A sharpshooter who can't walk away from a wager.

    A runaway with a privileged past.

    A spy known as the Wraith.

    A Heartrender using his magic to survive in the slums.

    A talented thief with a gift for unlikely escapes.

    These vastly different people come together in a city where the greatest prize of all is information--and thirty million cenz. Offered a chance at a deadly con that could either make them rich beyond their wildest dreams or send them plummeting to their deaths, criminal prodigy Ling Yao gathers these six people into the perfect crew to break into an impenetrable prison. Or they would be, if they could trust each other not to put a knife in their backs the second they turn away.

    Six dangerous outcasts. One impossible heist.

    Ling's crew is the only thing that might stand between the world and destruction--if they don't kill each other first.

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    What starts out as Dark Shadow chasing a 'shiny person' and being a general horrible creature of darkness ends up being Tokoyami's first real relationship. But things can't stay perfect can they? No that would be just too sweet.

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    If there was anything Seunghoon hated, it was half-assing anything. Either go all out or don’t do it at all. Seungyoon just started sharing this opinion.

    Or

    Seunghoon is a bar owner and Seungyoon has a crush.

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    Welcome to a new season of Puppet show! A reality TV show where seven strangers are put in a house together against their will to fall in love and find partners. They are made to do things based on audience vote, they get punishments and rewards based on their behaviour, and the winner is the couple that luckily falls in love! The only rule in the house is: do not commit murder. Everything else is allowed! Come and join us in the doll house with our seven interesting contestants!

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    Somehow, it all started when she woke up.

    Ten years ago, she entered a new world under her caretaker, Aizawa Shouta. But alas, when the time comes to attend the most prestigious hero school in Japan, namely Yuuei High, it is then her fate unravels to a whole new reality.

    Umigo Tamashii did not know what secrets were held in the future, and what secrets were being held from her in the present.

    After all, who can predict what happens, anyways?

    ...

    I take that back (-Cough- Sir Nighteye -Cough-)

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    My first fanfiction! Inspired by a lot of fanfictions on AO3! It's a reverse harem fanfiction (Because these kinds are so damn fluffy), and it's an original character insert! ^_^

    Also, there will be plot spoilers for parts of the anime and manga, but this fanfiction will deviate its own direction soon, and I hope that you can read it!

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    Just a bunch of oneshots...i've never written for this fandom be gentle with me

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    43/?
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    Jay has always been a boy, no matter what his certificate says, He is a boy and that's final.

    He always knew his parents weren't his biological mom and dad but they were his parents, all the same, it didn't matter if they didn't share blood.

    He's had three families in his life. His first family thought he was a girl and they didn't live long enough to find out the truth, His second family did and they refused to call him what he was, they refused to call him a boy so he ran away, far far away and found his Ma and Pops in their little Junkyard, Miles away from his old town, his old family. They accepted him for who he was and raised him on kindness and love.

    If it weren't for them he'd be dead.

    If it weren't for them he would have never found his friends, He would have never fallen in love and He can't be more grateful.

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    Stiles Stilinski is dead and gone, and Stiles Winchester is stuck in his place. Possessed by the nogitsune and trapped by his heritage, Stiles is forced to battle his own mind in order to save Beacon Hills, by any means necessary. They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Stiles never quite thought that road would be walked by him. The sequel to Blood on my Name.

    It says part 5, but it's really part 2

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    What if someone had seen what had happened that fateful night at Number Four Privet Drive on November 1st, 1981? What if Harry had been raised by different Muggles?

    Vittoria Moretti, a Muggle, was in England as an exchange student from Italy. As a light sleeper, she witnesses Harry's arrival at Number Four. She rescues him from the cold and takes him home to Italy after the Dursley's refuse to take him in. Harry is raised in a loving home, with no idea about his Wizarding heritage. On his 11th birthday, the truth is revealed and his family is more than supportive of his choice to go to Hogwarts and learn about his past. But as the danger grows every year, Vittoria wonders if she made the right choice as she and Harry are embroiled in the battle against Voldemort. Will she get out of this alive? One thing for sure, she would never regret bringing Harry home with her.

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    This just a mess.
    (Ongoing)
    Main focus is todoroki/bakugou, minor ships are: Momo/Jirou, Shoji/tokoyami, Sero/Kaminari, Kirishima/Mina, Midoriya/Ilda, Ojiro/Hitoshi.
    (The summary makes it seem like everyone has the hots for bakugou but they just are all dumbassess. But Todoroki is a little horny like here so sorry but it's mostly for memes)
    Here's the actual summary:

    Yeet Your Bones adds Kacchan, Rock Hard, and many others to a Group Chat.

    Yeet Your Bones named the Group Chat: making ourselves gayer by the minute.

    Yeet Your Bones: GUYS! LOOK AT WHAT I DISCOVERED!

    Yeet Your Bones: Kacchan-please.Jpg

    Rock Hard: Holy fuck I'm so b I. Please Midoriya you are killing me here. Not only do I have the most beautiful girl I've ever seen right next to me but now I've seen this.

    On Acid: Hello, yes I'm fucking DYING! I didn't know he owns tight jeans!

    Hot n' cold: Hello, yes please stop making me gayer for my boyfriend.

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    4/4
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    While Jiraiya may have written the name Naruto in his first novel, little he does know that name has been linked to countless deaths and tragedies. Various Naruto have been born only to die before reaching their twenties. The current Naruto, son of Minato and Kushina, would do his best to prevent more tragedies before he foresees his own death.

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    Smokey Brown, a 17 yr old witch in training, have a assignment which was to make a creation of your very own then bring it to school for show and tell.What he didn't expect was to make one of the rumorous joestars devils/demons

    Which basically are the jojo's from part 1-4 as demons because why not.The others are a different kind of species

     

    Also beware the blondes of this place.(except johnny he's a part zombie bc why not --__--

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    Bucky Barnes woke up from the ice and found out that the world moved on without him.
    The good news is that he can technically marry his husband! Go Canada!
    The bad news?
    Ollie was still dead.
    And now, instead of the peaceful happy ending Ollie had teased him about for years, he was having to face the fact that the Norse gods are real, aliens exist, and apparently Howard had a son. He wasn't sure which one of the three was the weirdest to wrap his head around.
    But, either way, ghost are coming out of the woodwork, secrets can't seem to stay buried, and this is starting to become one hell of an adjustment period.
    Twenty-one years old, and he still can't drink.

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    Crowley has always been jealous of Aziraphale's carelessness with his lovers. But this time the lover turns it around on the Angel, and the Demon ends up comforting him.

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    A chat room is opened for the convenience of Overwatch's many members. Unfortunately, Winston forgets that Overwatch's many members are anything but professional.

     

    This can only go one way...

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    Hollysharp Goblinsfoe is a gnome who ran away from home. Her family shunned magic, but she loved it so much that she would rather be with it than them.

    Brook Evenwood is a half-elf, with a elven mother and a human father, and a seemingly normal life.

    But, when the two of them run into one another, their lives become irreversibly bound together. The two will have to learn the hardships of life, love, and the consequences of their actions if they plan on making it in the world.

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    Arthur felt hazy, like his mind was somewhere else. His arms felt weightless, he felt like he was underwater... Wait, was he underwater?

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    Shouto has been obsessed with meeting you again ever since a chance encounter on a rainy April night and an offhand offering of an umbrella. Not only do you barely remember this, you also can't tell the difference between affection and murder - you've never held a boy's hand in your own, only a knife. Now you have someone, and a straitlaced prospective hero, at that, vying for the attention of you, a budding serial killer with a roulette wheel for a moral compass? Maybe, just maybe, you two can make this work... After all, Shouto's not quite so moral as you initially assume, unless him following you home, collecting photos of you taken without your knowledge (amongst other things), attacking people who so much as breathe in your direction, and, perhaps most disconcerting of all, reveling in the fact that your urge to kill him means that you return his feelings count as 'good'. To say nothing of your melodramatic ex-boyfriend, who wants nothing more than for you to sink a knife into his chest so that he can literally give you his heart and is NOT happy that your murderous impulse has turned from him to Todoroki, and you've got a recipe for disaster. And also Dutch apple pie, but that's a whole other story.

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    5/?
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