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Patrick is away at a conference for the day and has limited access to his phone. David misses his husband and finds a way to pass the time.
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Five times David and Patrick had a threesome, plus one time three wasn’t enough.
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Jake and Mutt invite Patrick on a canoe trip. Or did they invite him for a threesome? Only time will tell.
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Four Christmases, two men, one inevitable love affair.
Patrick is Toronto-based in this fic, and it covers years both before and after the Roses end up in Schitt's Creek 🇨🇦
Title from Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'
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“You picked a hell of a time to run away.”
Patrick Brewer runs away from his old life and ends up at the Rosebud Motel the day a tragic event changes the world forever.A dystopian AU.
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David’s brow creases, “you want me like this?”
He still doubts him. It burns, a million reassurances balling up in his throat.
“David,” Patrick laughs. And maybe it’s cruel to laugh, but it’s the most truthful answer he can give, “I always want you.”
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David reveals a piece of himself he typically leaves hidden in relationships.
Patrick continues to prove that he loves David for all that he is.Series
- Part 11 of Smutober 2021
- Part 4 of monsterfucker monday
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Patrick takes what he wants.
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Kinktober 11: Overstimulation
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- Part 10 of Get that Kinktober, fam!
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There’s a cost to holding himself together for too long, pieces start to slip away, but when David touches him, he's undeniably whole.
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Patrick is buried under the weight of his own expectations.
David makes everything okay.Series
- Part 10 of Smutober 2021
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“You look better," Patrick seeks out his eyes. David looks as high as he feels, tracing an unhurried fingertip along the line of his jaw.
“Mm, do I?”
He looks alive.
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David is a vampire.
Patrick just wants to feed his husband.Series
- Part 7 of Smutober 2021
- Part 2 of monsterfucker monday
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He was fresh out of the shower, wet hair dripping, the white of his t-shirt translucent where it clung to his collar bones.
“Hi," David said softly, lifting an arm in invitation.
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David and Patrick spend an evening on the cottage lawn.Series
- Part 6 of Smutober 2021
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Patrick's rough business leaves him worn thin, and pouty... until David shows up.
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- Part 6 of Slippery When Wet
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David and Patrick meet when asked to perform in a porn video.
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David and Patrick's sex is always hot. This time, though, it's a real scorcher.
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thompson farm's sweet 'n' spiced artisanal applesauce by schittyfic for fortheloveofSchitt
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
20 Jul 2021
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David’s head tilts knowingly, and his lips twitch for the barest second, before he turns his attention back to his work.
“You like watching my hands.”
Patrick swallows. David shouldn’t be able to stop him in his tracks like this. They’ve been together long enough that 'boyfriend; rolls easily off the tongue, and his apartment feels foreign and dark without David’s illuminating presence. He shouldn’t render him speechless anymore, sending him right back to those early days where David would banter with him over a bottle of juice and momentarily cut off the power supply to his brain.
“Would you like to know what I’m planning on doing with them?”
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David and Patrick have a nice night out on the town. Patrick is a little tipsy, but still full of surprises.
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Patrick loves how methodical David can be when he channels his focus into a task. He loves that he can take something so complicated on the surface and smooth it out with capable hands until it’s simple. He loves that he can stand here and talk about cleaning products in that nonchalant tone and somehow, somehow have Patrick’s pulse picking up and his face warming with a steady blush.
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In which David strips Patrick's baseball uniforms, and Patrick has a lot of feelings about it.
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David had missed one phone call and now his life is falling apart. Well, okay, he’d missed like three months of phone calls, but who could blame him when things at the gallery had been so hectic? He’d made one tiny mistake, and now he has no choice but to go crawling to the last person who would ever want to help him. How the fuck is he supposed to convince Patrick to marry him when his own boyfriend won’t?
Or, a very loose adaptation of The Proposal
[Podfic of "baby, just say yes" by LFTPD]
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[Podfic of] Room for Interpretation, by EggplantSalad by TheOneCalledEli
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
09 May 2021
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Podfic of Room for Interpretation by EggplantSalad
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“Oh my god, Patrick. Your mom just…did she see…”
“Pretty sure, yeah.”
“I mean, the blankets were covering everything…”
“Sure, we’ll go with that.”
“So maybe she wasn’t sure what she was seeing in the very, very brief instant before she screamed and slammed the door.”
“David, my ankle was over your shoulder.”
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"Y’know - I was thinking of something. Something we haven’t tried yet.”
David punctuates his words with a wicked spread of his fingers, sending a pulse of want through Patrick’s body. “Unh… uh-huh?” Patrick manages.
“I think it’d be really, really hot,” David murmurs conversationally, “if you rode my cock.”
Or: with a little guidance, Patrick tries something new.
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Give You What You Need by reginahalliwell for blackandwhiteandrose, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana), High-Seas-Swan (FangLang)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
03 Apr 2021
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Patrick and David enjoy their Saturday morning in bed together before heading to the store. An unfortunately timed inadvertent phone call means Marcy is party to their... connecting, and it's up to David to manage the situation.