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“I wanna fuck.”
David looked at Patrick’s pouting face and couldn’t resist dropping a kiss on his protruding lower lip. “I don’t really think either of us have the coordination right now. Can you even get it up?”
Patrick rolled his eyes like a moody teenager, which David was too drunk to tell himself wasn’t attractive. “I don’t need to be hard for you to put your dick in me.”
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He wishes he could take it all back. That he’d just agreed to fuck Patrick bare and leave it at that. Because this is a conversation he doesn’t want to have. Patrick knows all about his sordid past, knows how David wasn’t always as careful with his body as he should have been. But this niggling fear has always lingered, deep down in the dark place in the back of his mind. And he hasn’t wanted to talk about it because maybe it will make him look stupid, or maybe it will be the thing that makes Patrick throw his hands up and say “you know what? Too crazy for me. I’m out.” And that can’t happen. He needs Patrick. Patrick is his grape. And he is Patrick’s.
He is Patrick’s very needy and neurotic grape.
Part of the Condomless in the Creek series.
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- Part 12 of Condomless in the Creek
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David orders a new toy for them to play with. Patrick is very enthused about it.
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When Patrick sees David enjoying TikTok videos of those butt-lifting leggings, he hatches a plan. Because, you see, David is obsessed with Patrick's ass, and Patrick wants to support the things David is passionate about.
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- Part 1 of TikTok Made Me Do It
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All Slut, No Shame by midnightstreet for schittyfic (sixtysevenlmpala)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
13 Dec 2020
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“It’s just. I know that’s kind of a...loaded term. And I would never,” Patrick adds urgently, “use that to refer to someone. Well, other than myself, I guess?” He huffs out a little chuckle. “But…”
“But you want to be a slut for me. And I want to give you what you want. Turn over, honey, that’s it. Let me take care of you.”
Patrick learns that being called a slut isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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“In that case, tell me where you want them.”
“Inside me.”
“They were inside you.”
“David,” Patrick gasps out, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment. His cock throbs as it steadily fills, hanging heavy between his legs. That cool, detached tone which David affects so easily always gets Patrick so fucking eager to please him. The more David holds back, the more he wants to earn.
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When Patrick lets his curls grow out over the holiday season, David is mortified to find the majority of their holiday shoppers think his youthful looking husband is much younger than he actually is.
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pour some sugar on me by samwhambam for yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Nov 2020
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Patrick just wants to be degraded and praised at the same time and he should get what he wants.
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Patrick and David chat about their day while enjoying their night.
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“We shouldn’t fuck until we’re sober.” David’s voice doesn’t even waver, despite the fact that Patrick’s hand has found its way under his sweater to tweak at a nipple. “And you shouldn’t be kissing me, you need to heal.”
“But David, I need your cock in me.” Patrick’s pout is adorable. “And you said! Earlier—you said you’d put a baby in me.”
“I don’t think that’s quite what I said,” David replies, voice faint as his body is flooded with a combination of panic and arousal. He had said they’d ‘make a baby’ but that had mostly been teasing. “I thought—we talked about—“
Patrick scoots back a bit and rolls his eyes dramatically. “I don’t want kids, David; I just want an ass full of your come.”
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- Part 10 of Condomless in the Creek
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Patrick says it while they’re slow-dancing in the middle of the cafe, after Twyla’s third gritted-teeth-smile comment about needing to close up soon. His expression is cool and level, and the silence isn’t hesitation but more like a measured consideration. In his mind, David pictures, he’s neatly ordering each word of his request, taking his time to organise them into the most efficient sentence. He steps in even closer as they turn slowly, and presses a gentle kiss to David’s cheek before bringing his lips to his ear.
“I want you to come inside me.”
Set after 5x11.
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- Part 8 of Condomless in the Creek
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Bridges Burned, Lessons Learned, and Love Found Along The Way by Point_of_no_return
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
20 Nov 2020
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David takes his boyfriend Sebastien to Aspen for a Christmas ski getaway. They take private ski lessons with former Olympic athlete Patrick Brewer and sparks fly at the lesson between David and Patrick of course, and because Sebastien is who he is there will be drama. But not before leaving poor David broken-hearted on Christmas Eve before he departs. Not to fear, Patrick will be there to pick up the pieces and new love will be found along the way. This is a bit of a slow burn, with some mild angst and pining along the way, but don’t worry everyone gets what they want in the end (except Sebastien, cuz f**k that guy).
This was co-written with dawns_early_light
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Patrick’s sloppy mouth returns. David loves it.
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- Part 5 of the sloppy mouth anthology
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Just a tiny little fic for Sam's bday.
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Happy birthday to Sam, the worst person I know. Hope your day is filled with Harry gifs and tik toks, you deserve it. Thanks for being a golden spot in the year that shall not be named.
Sam asked for "sub Patrick, a lil d/s actions and thirsty bottom Patrick (god i love him)" for her birthday and hopefully this checks all the boxes.
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This is my 50th fic!! Ahh!! So excited!
David and Patrick are at Fashion Week in NYC, though they barely see any of it.
It's just a lot of sex in a bathroom, their Uber, and then the hotel room. There really is no plot.
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Patrick gets caught sharing a naughty anonymous photo.
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Let's All Start Living for the One That's Going to Last by norskheks
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
09 Nov 2020
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Five times Rachel spends the night at the Brewers', and one time David does.
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Shameless filth. More specifically: what happens when two thirsty bottoms don't communicate ahead of time.
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Bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
08 Nov 2020
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He’s no stranger to waking up stiff and sore — after a baseball game, following a hard hike, if he doesn’t cool down properly after going to the gym. But it’s the middle of winter and he hasn’t done any of those things in weeks; no, he knows exactly why his hamstrings are screaming at him in protest, why his abductors are making their presence known this morning.