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    Beelzebub and Hastur release an entity from Hell with the intent of having it possess Aziraphale. Unknown to them, who have been tricked by it, this newly discovered entity is Desire and it doesn't have any intention of doing what Hell wants. Instead, it wants to make everyone’s wishes come true - for better or worse - so it can become more powerful. Aziraphale’s powers are perfect for that. Crowley must find a way to exorcise Desire from Aziraphale’s body before it causes too much damage. But it has let out some secrets Aziraphale has been keeping, making angel and demon realize the delicate dance they do when it comes to their own relationship.

    Illustrations by Kurikukun.

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    (Title taken from Wilfred Owen’s poem “Dulce et Decorem Est”)

    While the world deals with Pestilence's newest virus, Heaven discovers the Almighty's absence. Without Her to referee, Heaven and Hell forge an agreement: (1) there will be a war, (2) Hell and Heaven will have more foes if they take on the inhabitants of Earth together, and (3) the Earth-stationed powers must be eliminated.

    Aziraphale and Crowley must stand against all of the Ethereal and Occult forces for a second time.

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    The Angel of the Eastern Gate has done quite a bit wrong very quickly on Earth. He’s given his flaming sword away, he let those pesky humans escape Eden, and now he’s gone and allowed Cain to murder Abel. God may be just fine turning the other cheek, but the Archangels find their earthly representative... lacking. But how to punish an angel when God expects him to be on Earth?

    Well, let him think he’s one of those humans he’s so fond of. Let him think it again and again and again.

    Too bad they didn’t consider the Serpent of Eden’s six thousand year well of patience or the principality’s stubbornness. Not all lives are lonely, and Armageddon still needs thwarting.

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    Alt: Aziraphale spends 6K years not knowing he’s an angel, but still manages to make a demon fall in love with him.

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    It is the day after the world didn't end and our heroes have failed, yet again, to tell each other how they feel. Before they get a chance to do so, the agents of Heaven and Hell come to take their revenge working on the principle that what they can't kill, they can still punish. Aziraphale finds himself destined to rejoin his Regiment and then finds himself on trial, where he is forced to tell the whole of Heaven how he feels about a certain demon. Meanwhile, Crowley is back on Earth, with no memory of his companion of 6000 years. Will our favourite supernatural duo manage to get back together? With the help of some very determined cherubs, and a fan club cast of thousands, there are beings up there who want to help them try.

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    Before a certain serpent and principality ever met, Beelzebub and Gabriel took them off the Earth assignment and stationed themselves in their place. Now, the bosses of Heaven and Hell are the ineffectual Earth agents, bumbling their way into falling in love over six thousand years.

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    Asa Fell has known from childhood that he’s supposed to be an Aurent – a seer of angels. His failure at Aurency is just one more thing his family is disappointed in. He’s never attempted to invoke his Guardian. He doesn’t want to add yet another item to their litany of things he’s failed at. But when his bullying landlord Gabriel threatens to take his beloved bookshop from him, Asa, with nowhere left to turn, invokes his Guardian.

    Nothing could have prepared him for Crowley.

    Crowley was created to be a Guardian. He knew from the very beginning that it was his duty to stand beside his Aurent, and protect and guide them. He knows it’s a sacred bond that goes both ways. When he falls from Heaven, he resigns himself to the fact that no-one will accept him as a Guardian.

    Nothing could have prepared him for Asa.

    Can a fallen Guardian and an emotionally buttoned-up bookseller learn to love and be loved? Or are their two worlds simply not meant to collide?

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    Aziraphale Fell (if his parents weren't already dead, he'd strangle them himself for giving him that name) is a 26-year-old self-made millionaire. He earned his fortune by locating rare books, restoring them, and re-selling them for a substantial profit. Despite this, he lives humbly and modestly. As a consequence of his fortune, however, he's never managed to make a relationship work. Everyone who's ever expressed interest in him has only been after his money, so he's given up on finding love (though never stopped secretly hoping for it).

    One day, he meets Anthony Crowley, a man who doesn't appear to know who Aziraphale is and seems to have no interest in his wealth or even any knowledge of it. Aziraphale intends to keep Crowley in the dark about it as, for the first time, he allows himself to dream of a future filled with romance.

    But is Crowley ALL he appears to be...?

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    In a dystopian near-future, Global Operations Directive (G.O.D) launched the AI-NGL project. AI-NGL-0 (Angel Zero) is the first empathic A.I. prototype. Zero's programming is challenged when it meets an infamous rebel of the Demons, the Serpent, otherwise known as Anthony J. Crowley. Feelings are complicated enough when one is human, and Zero finds itself at a crossroads: Follow orders, or follow its heart.

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    7/?
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    "Sometimes when I wake up, I find myself crying. The feeling I’ve lost something lingers for a long time. I’m always searching for something - someone. This feeling has possessed me from that day when the stars fell. I remember it so well - almost as if from a dream. Nothing more, nothing less than a breathtaking view."

    Ten years have passed since the comet came and Aziraphale lost everything. Ten years he's been on the run, waiting for the Fire Nation to find him. It's only a matter of time before they do. He's sworn off airbending to keep himself alive, but the tattoos across his skin are a clear indicator of his heritage - one that Aziraphale knows the Fire Nation will use to hunt him down. The Air Nomads are gone, war has begun, and the Avatar is nowhere to be found. All hope is lost until, suddenly, it isn't.

    Demonic in appearance and possessing abilities unlike those of any other firebender, Crowley has made a name for himself hunting people down. It's a job and it's one he is good at. But when the Fire Lord declares his next target to be the missing Avatar, Crowley finds his whole world turned upside down starting with the chance meeting of a very special airbender who would change his life forever.

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    After the Apocalypse that wasn't, things have mellowed out in the human world. Crowley and Aziraphale are remaining unbothered by their respective head offices, Adam is living happily now that he no longer has to worry about being the antichrist, and Newt and Anathema are a happy couple. However things take a turn when Crowley and Aziraphale spot someone lying unconscious in the middle of the road. But something is off. Strange things have been happening on earth, and it's enough to cause unrest in heaven and hell. Demons and angels alike begin flocking to earth looking for answers. Aziraphale and Crowley are certain that the the person they found has something to do with the chaos, but it's hard to get answers out of someone who remembers nothing.

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    In order to have good crops, a spring & summer, every year someone is sacrificed to The God Below. (Hades/Persephone/A dash of beauty and the beast inspired AU.)

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    Human AU Speed Dating Event!
    Who will pair up?
    Who will fall in love?

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    This is my first attempt at a Human AU.

    Aziraphale is a very rich and successful writer. Crowley is at the worst possible moment of his life - living off Bee's couch and posting his mum's fairy tales on some random sites only to be ignored by everyone except one random person simply called A.
    This is a story about how both of our main protagonists get what they need even if it is not what they had asked for.
    All of the supporting characters help them on that journey but no one particularly understands why exactly.

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    Archangel Kamael very nearly fell alongside Lucifer, and became the demon lord Beelzebub. But they didn’t, because that would have been stupid and weak.

    Meanwhile, Archangel Gabriel fought for Heaven in the war, but refused to bow to the first humans. He fell for his pride, becoming the demon lord Iblis, and he’s not bitter at all about Satan’s obvious disappointment that he isn’t Kamael.

    Now Aziraphale has a supervisor in Heaven who threatens him with outright violence, but admits there’s something to be said for consuming gross matter. And Crowley finally has a chance in Hell of getting a “Wahoo!” from his boss.

    How will these four fools manage six thousand years of human history and the inevitable end times? Especially when they keep having all these inconvenient feelings?

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    Anthony J. Crowley, owner of a failing joke-shop, and Aziraphale, bookshop proprietor with an overbearing family, meet as contestants on a blind dating show. They form an instant connection as roommates but soon find themselves at odds as they compete to win the top spot, and the favor of the same lady.

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    After months of hardly getting a wink of sleep each night, work dragging him down till he can barely function, Aziraphale is finally convinced to start taking steps to improve his health, starting with stress.

    Things go better than he could've imagined after getting a massage at a particularly daunting spa, and soon enough those sessions become part of his regular routine.

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    18
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    ...someone had to do it, and that someone is ME! (A GO re-telling of "My Immortal")

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    30/?
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    8
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    Thousands of tight, short strokes came together to form a whole. Just as the sun crested in the Eastern sky he looked on the face of his forbidden beloved. Slightly upturned nose, lips parted in a way he had seen only once. Their eyes looked not at him but off to the side, at some unanticipated interruption. There was something unsettling about what he had made. He wondered if he should paint over it, destroy the evidence, but he couldn’t. This was what he had been searching for, to see them the way they lived inside him.

    Gabriel Bote leaves his position as a detective for the Art and Antiquities Unit and escapes London, but he cannot escape his adversary, Beelzebub Prince.

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    What happens when a normal boy is raised by a not so normal angel and demon? He makes videos about it, of course.

    In which the poor, poor, souls of angels and demons who have no idea what exactly a video is are roped into creating them with two 11/12 year olds.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    "Bye, everyone, then. And remember, don't lick the walls!" The video ended with Warlock grinning, Beelzebub laughing like a maniac; which they are, and Crowley's angry shout of 'Why you-!'

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    36
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    2
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    272
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    Aziraphale dreams of his time in Eden and his cruel master. He's awoken by laughter, and finds his ex-boss (highly inebriated) chasing Crowley's ex-boss around a fountain. Aziraphale watches as Gabriel attempts to catch a fly.

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