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    He realizes his mistake as soon as he’s inside: there, covering the entire wall, is a tapestry depicting Theseus himself, which means this is undoubtedly his room. “Somehow this is even tackier than I expected,” he mutters to himself, but unfortunately he has no time to further soliloquize about the hideousness of Theseus’s choice of decor.

    Instead, he dives under Theseus’s bed.

    Theseus and Asterius make sweet, adoring love to each other. Zagreus maybe learns why Asterius puts up with Theseus in the first place. Aphrodite lives her best life.

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    1/1
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    Or: Fuck Your Way to Freedom

    The gods of Olympus will help Zagreus get out of the underworld, but he's going to have to do sexual favors to earn their boons. And they're not the only ones after our hero's sweet booty.

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    11/12
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    534
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    64
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    Animals are adept at finding the easiest route through difficult terrain--the path of least resistance, which they trace again and again, finding safety in repetition and sameness.
    Theseus' path leads him to Elysium U, and Alpha Tau Nu, and...the Bull.

    (Or: Theseus, The Bad Frat, and Falling In Love With a Guy You Beat Up For Hazing Reasons)

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    1/2
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    79
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    Every nine years, a sacrifice is sent to the Labyrinth.

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    2/?
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    9
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    42
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    Theseus has grown used to being champion of Elysium, confident and comfortable in the knowledge that his strength is unmatched by any mortal being, living or dead. He forgets that Asterius is not the same creature he was when they fought in the labyrinth.

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    Chapters:
    8/10
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    45
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    Achilles is almost amused, “You must be truly desperate, to come to me for relationship advice.”

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    Achilles is roped into offering an utterly hopeless Zagreus relationship advice, and learns a thing or two about his relationship with Patroclus along the way.

    Remember: fear is for the weak.

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    16/?
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    726
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    “Raise your foul weapons and fight me!”

    “Why do I even bother?” he hears him say. A sigh, and then the daemon lowers his weapon fully to his side. “Theseus, I know where Asterius is.”

    At that, Theseus—in the middle of prepping another toss of his spear—freezes.

    “Speak those words again.”

    “Well, I don’t know exactly where he is, but I’ve been everywhere throughout my father’s realm, so I have an idea where he might be held.”

    “So you lie!” Theseus cries, aghast.

    Or: Asterius is taken by Hades as punishment for Theseus' inability to defeat Zagreus. Zagreus feels guilty that he's caused the shades around him so much pain, but he's unwilling to give up on his quest. Instead, he suggests they find Asterius together. What could possibly go wrong?

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    4/?
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    232
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    39
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    All the gods have now moved into our modern lives. Hypnos and Thanatos decided to share an apartment and live as roommates. However, now a mortal, Hypnos wants to experience two very important things: the friendship between two mortal brothers, and owning a cat.

    A collection of short stories about the gods and characters in Hades in the modern day living as mortals do.

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    1 & 2: The Pawfect Companion. Hypnos captures a stray cat to keep as a pet.

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    3/?
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    oh, you foul daemon, you know nothing of this place beyond the scarce minutes you show up and fight through it! not the scheduling rules, not the betting rules, and certainly not the unspoken rules.

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    2
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    "It's just a bottle of nectar, right?" It's an... odd sort of chink in Achilles armor, but a chink nonetheless. And, absent any alternatives, it's the best choice that he has. "Just a... friendly bottle of nectar. What could possibly go wrong?"

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    Achilles is the Champion of Elysium, Theseus is Zagreus' trainor and mentor, and Zagreus is about to seduce his way out of Elysium--one bottle of nectar at a time.

    Oh, and maybe catch some feelings, along the way.

    If anyone asks, it was Theseus' idea.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    20
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    106
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    Theseus was not jealous, not at all.

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    1/1
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    Time was strange. It was a catalyst for awful events but every once in a while it carried rewards. Asterius just had to wait a bit.

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    1/1
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    12
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    47
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    5
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    ' His panic was rising beyond control; he struggled to see a way out of this. He had no weapon, he couldn't move, and his bloodstone lay abandoned on the stone far from his reach.

    "When we have sent you back to the darkness where you belong, just as we always will, you returned to us for more. If a defeat through battle will not humiliate you enough to deter your foolish attempts, then perhaps humiliating you in this way will!" '

    Asterius and Theseus defeat Zagreus in a new way. Zagreus doesn't want to lose, but he does want release.

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    2,254
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    Theseus is an artist of some renown and recruits Asterius as his latest model. It's all going well until he asks Asterius to model nude.

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    2/2
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    217
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    25
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    1582
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    Hermes comes to Charon with a very, very surprising delivery. A child. Their child. A baby girl created by the strange magic of the gods.
    The two do their best to raise her, but know that she could be rejected by the gods of both Olympus and the Underworld, were she to be discovered.

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    this started out as a joke with a friend, but i got. extremely extremely invested. It's really self indulgent.

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    12,882
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    18
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    90
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    704
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    Truly, he didn’t want to train.  But what else is he to do?  Languish in his empty room, which always seems too large by far without Asterius’ company?  He pauses with one hand on the door, hardly wanting to go in.  But, well, perhaps the bull will follow later and bring some cheer in the form of--

    The fiend.

    Is here.  Waiting for him, just as he asked.  Kneeling, completely naked.  Flushed with furious humiliation, but seeming somehow determined.  The sight is electrifying.

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    131
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    Theseus badly(!) wants to confess to Asterius. But he isn't quite sure how to go about it!

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    3,502
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    1/5
    Comments:
    4
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    61
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    9
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    291
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    Language:
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    1,357
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    1/?
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    18
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    111
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    “Do you,” Theseus says slowly, “Not know what a cow is?”

    Asterius snorts, and shakes his head.

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    3,216
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    1/1
    Comments:
    45
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    238
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    32
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    783
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    Theseus hated the colour black.

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    132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    251

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