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    When Ellie Mullens and Cora Brewer meet, Ellie’s uncle and Cora’s father also meet. What happens after that?

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    3,450
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    524
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    This series (Part 4) starts before 5.01 and will meander through season 5.
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    Chapter 1 starts not long after the ending of LOL: Part 3 Chapter 8.

    David and Patrick spend time together, working together, and navigating their relationship.

    Language:
    English
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    13,715
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1105
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    After a stunning comeback performance, New York Magazine goes in-depth with Moira Rose on the evening of her son's nuptials.

    Language:
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    2,304
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    590
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    “I was thinking, and you know what would be fun? A bet.”

    “What?” Patrick asks confused.

    “Some friendly competition, Brewer. Something to spice things up.”

    “What kind of bet?” Patrick asks suspiciously.

    Brock’s grin turns dangerous. “I bet you can’t get David Rose to sleep with you.”

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    A high school AU about bets, art, Elvis Presley and hopefully finding yourself in between.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,021
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    366
    Kudos:
    335
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    8126
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    A character study into why Emma doesn't seem to have a drink in the bunker and instead decides to spill her guts to Paul. Or maybe I just noticed this in the recording and fabricated an entire backstory. Either way, it's Emma Perkins content.

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    English
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    3,280
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    52
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    Alexis and Ted dogsit.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    466
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    “Are you ready to go see Ted?”

    Patrick is one of those people who uses his regular, human voice with all animals, so David is truly not sure which of them he’s talking to.

    Series
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    Words:
    729
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    787
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    AU - Patrick is back home in Schitts Creek for the summer break, having moved to New York for college. He agrees to attend a tailgate party with his best friend Ted, where he encounters the Rose siblings for the first time and his life changes.

    In this AU, Patrick has lived in Schitts Creek his whole life, and the Rose family lose their money and move to town sometime before his semester ends.

    Based (extremely loosely) on the song One Beer by Hardy ft Lauren Alaina and Devin Dawson.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    745
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    A little holiday drabble for each of David and Patrick's days in December.

     

    I'm planning on writing something everyday until Christmas ... and I'm hoping that now I've wrote this here, I'll actually do it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,786
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    7056
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    Four strangers (sort of) picked to ride in a car, go to a party, and have their lives changed. It's time to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.

    It's The Barn Party;

    Or, one night, four ways

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,244
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    714
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    David and Patrick have known each other since high school. However, David moved away for a while and Patrick ended up married with a kid.

    Now, here they are 25 years after graduation and their lives have intersected once more in the craziest of ways, thanks to Patrick's teenage son - Ethan. Ethan is David's student and is determined to bring his art teacher and father together, even if it kills him. He just didn't think that would become a literal thing.

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    What happens when your crush's son has a medical emergency that only you can solve?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,401
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1277
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    Patrick has a fantasy; David makes it happen. Read the tags before you read the fic, y'all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,047
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    A BLVGARI leather wallet slid out from the inside breast pocket of the tuxedo and fingers adorned with rings flipped it open. “I’ll pay for your drinks.”

     

    Patrick couldn’t help the smirk that tipped his lips up. “Uh, it’s an open bar, so I am pretty sure they’re free.”

     

    “The tip then,” the man said airily, waving a ten dollar bill and depositing it in the jar. Patrick did enjoy how he refused to be cowed by any holes in his chivalry being revealed.
     
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    Patrick is attempting to get drinks at the bar during his niece's wedding, and a tall, dark handsome man with arresting eyebrows tries to pick him up.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    936
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    Moira and Patrick share a dance

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    568
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    202
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    68
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    Patrick and David meet at a frat party in college. Very 1990's aesthetics and love ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,202
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    680
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    In this AU, David's anxiety comes back after the Blouse Barn closes, so he turns to yoga to ease his mind. And guess who happens to own the new yoga studio in Elmdale!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,114
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    260
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    Day 10: Our Christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and it’s hotter than hell in here - damn you look good without a shirt, I never noticed before. Roommates AU

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,204
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    334
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    ”He remembers Patrick’s crooked smile when David would play along with his jokes, tease him back. He remembers the electricity simmering in the store, and the butterflies in his stomach, and the way they were both trying so hard, tiptoeing around this thing they wanted so badly, but also didn’t want to break. Even though they eventually did break, it still makes him feel warm and soft to think of, and he thinks maybe these memories will just slowly become a part of him, coalesce into a solid, unnegotiable reminder that there are good people out there. People who will treat him with kindness and make him laugh and cry when they break up with him because it hurts them too.”

    Or, David and Patrick break up, learn to be business partners, date other people, learn to be friends, grow up, and get back together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    1842
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    Patrick wondered if this was an elaborate prank, and Ashton Kutcher was about to pop out from behind the sale rack. “So, you want me to date your son briefly in exchange for money.”

    Mrs. Rose smiled, reminding him of a shark. “Do we have an agreement?”

    Or: the Failure to Launch AU everyone (okay, I) wanted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,257
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3242

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