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When David Rose gets out of that helicopter, Patrick Brewer is smitten. Which would be wildly unprofessional as David and Alexis Rose are at the Brewer Bar Ranch to film for 'A Little Bit Alexis' and Patrick Brewer is their host.
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Alexis chooses that moment to wave enthusiastically in their direction –apparently ready for them to meet her new acquaintances– so David sighs and stands up from the bench, taking Stevie’s hand to lift her up too. The whole group turns to look at them then and David can see the moment the accountant –as he is calling him in his head, because ‘very nice ass’ somehow sounds worse– looks at David and their gazes meet. David’s stomach plummets to the ground at the immediate change in his demeanor. The man goes from relaxed and carefree to tense and annoyed? –Is it annoyance what David sees in his face?– in the span of two seconds. He drops the arm he has over the cute redhead’s shoulders and looks at the floor.
What the fuck has just happened?
A pride & prejudice AU
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- Part 1 of I want to go home
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At this moment, David doesn't know that exactly a year from now he will bring Patrick back to the same spot they're now in, get down on one knee and ask Patrick to marry him.
He doesn’t know that in that year he will live through surprise birthday parties, public and private serenades, a reunion, a beautiful wedding and the purchase of a house that will become the first home David has ever had.
He doesn’t know how much you can miss a person you love, how sad he will be each time they have to part, how elated when they see each other again. The immense joy he will feel the first night they spend together when they finally live in the same place.
He doesn’t know any of that and he doesn’t care, because if there’s one thing he knows for sure is that Patrick is worth everything. Every minute spent with him will make up for every tear and every bad day. And every insecurity and fear that may creep up along the way, they will fight to overcome it, together.
OR: The year that follows David's and Patrick's encounter at Rattlesnake Point.
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- Part 2 of I want to go home
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Animal Magnetism by BeneficialAddiction
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
08 May 2022
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Fins, Feathers, and Fluff of more than one kind; A Schitt's Creek re-telling with a bunch of soul-animals along for the ride!
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One work a day (I hope), inspired by whatever the word from the previous days' Wordle puzzle was (as not to spoil those who have not played yet in different timezones).
This could get messy, people.
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I saw the end before it begun (Still I carried, I carried, I carried on) by DavidRoseIsMySpiritAnimal
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
26 Apr 2022
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Life is a strange thing. It's a game you play with an abundance of choices available to you but you are equipped with zero prior knowledge. It is a marathon of events that push you forward and all you can do is adapt or avoid. For years, he is Patty- the beloved son, cousin, nephew, friend and grandson. Today, he is Patrick Brewer, the boyfriend of Alexis Rose of Schitt's Creek. Or atleast, he pretends to be. The lines are pretty blurred at this point, especially since his 'girlfriend' is conveniently in coma and cannot actually voice her dissent right now.
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Or a 'While You Were Sleeping AU' where Alexis is in coma and Patrick fakes being her boyfriend to remain in Schitt's Creek and close to the Roses. Especially to her brother, David Rose.
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David and Patrick decide to adopt kids, but not everything goes according to plan.
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[Ray]
A theatre director wants to meet with you about a project.
Shall I push him to after SNL?Patrick glances down at his phone resting next to him on the piano bench, ignoring a few push notifications from Instagram as he picks it up and swipes it open. What on earth does a theatre director want with him?
What’s the project?
Or, (parts of) Favored Nations from Patrick's POV.
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- Part 4 of favored nations
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"Oh Doctor Miguel, I'm so glad you decided to have your picture taken here at Butani real estate, photography and travel services" Ray gushes excitedly. "And it's your lucky day- we currently offer a discounted rate of 10% if you decide to get your photos printed on a Mouse pad with underwater scene thrown in, 20% for the volcanoes."
Miguel blinks his eyes at Ray seemingly lost for words. Ray can understand that, after all 20% on volcanoes is a steal.
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Every Thunder That Came Was One More I Might Not Get Through by lucianowriter
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
08 Apr 2022
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Patrick is an accountant who struggles with simple relationships and has secret fears that he knows will alienate people from him if they knew them. The only person who has stuck around despite anything is Ted, his best friend. One day he decides to create an anonymous Twitter account in the hopes of putting some of those thoughts into the universe and maybe get some support. Meanwhile, his mother encourages him to attend an in-person support group.
David is the recluse son of the famous Moira Rose. About eight years ago, he disappeared from the public eye and no one has seen him since. Except for his best friend, Stevie and his sister, Alexis. They tell him enough is enough and to face the world head-on by going to a support group -- baby steps.
They both slowly get to know each other, and come to realize they've actually met before. Through it all they help each other to heal.
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what a way to make a livin' by stereopticons for rosedavid (driftingskies237)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
31 Mar 2022
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David gets a job as an art columnist for a local magazine but has to share a desk with the sports writer. They communicate primarily via sticky note. Teasing and flirting ensues.
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An AU in which:
David Rose is a fashion designer. Patrick Brewer is a musician.
Their paths cross in the most unlikely of ways and both learn that maybe every thought about themselves is all wrong.
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Patrick falls into a fitful sleep stressed about his job, his fiancé Rachel, and his prospects for the future- just like he does almost every other night. When he wakes up with a pounding headache in a room he isn't quite familiar with, he isn't sure what to make of it. He isn't sure where Rachel is or where they are or why there's an actual man in his bed. People try to convince him that is is engaged- but not to Rachel. To another man? What year is it? What is going on?
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Ted convinces Twyla and Alexis to watch the Witcher....and very quickly regrets it when one particular song becomes the focus of a debate.
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A love story told in 3 parts.
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David is throwing a baby shower for a friend, but this time he actually wants to. He and several friends choose books to gift to the new baby.
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Patrick and Rachel are engaged and attempting to plan their wedding when life finds them in Schitt's Creek.
Patrick doesn't expect to see David Rose when he moves to Schitt's Creek. Patrick and David met many years ago.
Patrick and David are both in relationships now. How does seeing each other again impact those relationships?
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- Part 1 of You Only Do It Once
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The one where they lived in Schitt's Creek.
OR: A Schitt's Creek fan video to the Friends theme song
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The prompt: David Rose has always believed in fairy tales. So it’s no wonder then that he’s spent his career crafting them on the long-running reality dating show Ever After. When the show casts disgraced tech wunderkind Patrick Brewer as its star.
Patrick doesn’t believe in true love, and only agreed to the show as a last-ditch effort to rehabilitate his image. But they begin to open up to each other, and Patrick realizes he has better chemistry with David than with any of his female co-stars. But even reality TV has a script, and in order to find to happily ever after, they’ll have to reconsider whose love story gets told.
From the book blurb for The Charm Offensive by Alison Cochran, which just has a wonderful David and Patrick vibe to it.
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It’s Friday, for fuck’s sake. David did not have ‘death’ on the agenda for today.
But here he is, on a bus, attempting to steer this twin-axle six-wheeler despite lacking a valid regular license, let alone a commercial one, because to add insult to severe injury, the driver’s been fucking shot and if the speedometer drops below 80 kilometers per hour, said bus will explode.
Because some idiot decided to go ahead and put a bomb on it.
Or, the Speed AU that at least one of you asked for.