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    She blinks, heat flushing over her, her mouth opening and closing, trying to process. “Hel-lo,” she manages, and she can only imagine that her pupils must be huge, like double-dose-of-molly-huge, and honestly, that’s not far from how she feels, because — oh my god.

    Ted got fat.

    Ted got, like, so fat.

    or: when Ted shows up in New York after five years of increasingly intimate texting, Alexis is thrilled at the chance to reconnect IRL — especially when it turns out that there’s a lot more of Ted than she remembers. Like, a lot more.

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    Part 2 of “Miracles Don't Take Reservations”.

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    50/?
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    “It was black ice David, you slid on black ice.” The mattress creaks as Stevie slips into bed beside him. It’s been a while since they’ve found themselves like this, but at least tonight they’re fully clothed.

    “How the fuck would I be able to do that?” David laments to the ceiling. “It’s summer, Stevie. It’s always summer. You would think we were trapped on a Sunrise Bay episode or something.”

    Or, David pulls an Elsa from Frozen (again). That's it, that's the fic.

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    The moment Alexis and Ted get into their cab, and the door swings shut on David's empty apartment, he can't avoid thinking about it anymore. About him.

    Patrick. The man who had changed his life in five, brief days.

    One year in the lives of David Rose and Patrick Brewer, who thought they lost each other on the RMS Titanic—and how they find each other again.

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    The idea for this came from my co-worker Jason telling me about an alphabet-themed poetry series he wrote. I thought it might be fun to try something like that too, so we arranged that Jason would give me 26 one-word prompts, one every few days, and I’d see what I could come up with. All he knows is that it’s for a writing project, so his suggestions are completely random and might potentially even be entirely unhelpful. :)

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    21/26
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    David and Patrick celebrate their first, twentieth, and fiftieth anniversaries - once with family, twice just for two.

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    David confronts Antonio about stealing the basic Rose Apothecary concept and making a scam out of it - but discovers Antonio knows him better than he realizes. And the cat his parents ran over? No ordinary cat.

    David and Patrick navigate an alternate timeline where the Rose family never lost their money, and Schitt's Creek never had the Roses - with the help of Twyla and a few awakening loved ones.

    Or, in which I attribute "Roadkill" to a glitch in the matrix, with AU goodness to boot.

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    7/7
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    There is a reason why David’s parents don’t know about Patrick.

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    40
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    1
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    Johnny Rose's surprise retirement party is set to be a star-studded, glamorous affair. ... Right?

    Left to their own devices, David, Patrick, Alexis, Stevie, and Moira do their best to plan the event. Miscommunication, squabbling, and vegetables ensue.

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    He should be excited for a whole month at home — holy fuck, this condo is his home — without his boyfriend.

    And he is. Kind of. He can sprawl out in bed without Patrick's limbs kicking him back, he can eat pizza several nights a week without Patrick's teasing, he can nap in the afternoon without Patrick's twanging guitar, and, most importantly, he can shower — and face mask and undereye patch and pedicure himself — to his heart's content without Patrick banging on the bathroom door saying he needs to pee, as if his condo doesn’t have two other bathrooms.

    But the truth is, Patrick isn't here to do those things right now, and David can't deal with that. It makes him… itchy, or something. Like skin healing over from a scrape or like half his heart is in goddamn Tampa, the one fucking place he really, really doesn't want to follow, and he misses him so much.

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    an i'd swing with you for the fences coda, aka patrick is in florida for spring training and david is not handling it super well.

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    After a chance encounter years later, Ted and Alexis have a conversation about what they still mean to each other.

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    During an after-party, Alexis spots an old friend

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    Alexis and Ted meet up after three years of being apart. As the night moves forward and their conversation flows, they both silently realize that even though everything else has changed, whatever it is between them might not have.

    (Follow-up to "That Haven We Knew" and "That Love We Left Behind" but can be read as a stand-alone.)

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    20
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    Rose Gold, the up-and-coming New York based PR firm run by brother-sister tag-team David and Alexis Rose, specializes in making over both individuals and organizations from the inside out. Still new to the game, their services haven’t exactly become as sought-after as they were hoping in the big city. Their saving grace – both personal and professional – comes from the last place David ever thought he would find himself again - and he doesn't just mean Canada.

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    7/?
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    David and Patrick watch Ted and Alexis's daughter one weekend, and David confronts two anxieties in one go.

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    Johnny watches his daughter grow and become one of the most incredible people he has ever known...

    Based on the song “My Little Girl” by Tim McGraw.

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    Alexis drapes her arm around Twyla, steading herself on her best friend, and grins blearily when Ted's face appears on Twyla's phone screen. "I did it!"

    "I knew you could!" Ted's nearly giddy with joy.

    He and Twyla are wearing near-identical smiles, both of them big and bright enough to blind, and Alexis is high on those post-race endorphins, high on what she's been able to accomplish, high on watching her two favourite people talk to each other. She leans her head against Twyla's, looking at the video feed of Ted on Twyla's phone, and smiles.

    Alexis decides to run the New York City marathon. What – like it's hard?

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    This, Ted decided, was his favourite part of Christmas. Not the presents, which were just okay, and not the time off from school, which he didn’t really like that much, but this – making cookies with his mother.

    *

    Ted, his cookies, and five Christmases through the years.

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    30
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    2
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    Alexis never saw herself as someone who would adopt a cat.

    Working at the clinic should’ve been enough to steer her away from that forever — and she’s never liked animals, anyway.

    But it’s just like… this cat, though.

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    1/1
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    48
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    91
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    10
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    356
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    Stevie never thought that video games would be the thing to bring their group closer together.

    or

    The gang finds out Ruth is a gamer and things go from there.

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    1/1
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    1
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    12
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    39
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    3
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    207

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