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    "Don’t you have Father's Day plans with Roland Jr?”  

    “He's a baby, Stevie,” Roland made his way over to fill up his mug with coffee from their machine. It was technically complimentary for guests, but she was pretty sure he was the only one who drank it.

    “Johnny said he had something planned for you kids.” Roland gestured in the direction of the door with his mug. “Ted’s car’s out front, I think they’re waiting for you.”

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    “You have surgery in the morning,” Alexis said against his chest. Her arms wound around his waist, fingertips playing with the hem of his tank top.

    “I canceled ‘em."

     

    Ted and Alexis get ready for bed after Patrick's housewarming.

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    “Your eyelashes are so pretty, babe,” Alexis smiled, tilting her head to lean against his. 

    Ted pressed a kiss behind her ear. She hadn’t reached the step in her routine where she dotted it with lavender oil and it still smelt of her.

     

    Alexis and Ted get ready together.

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    Welcome to Big Brother! 16 contestants must compete against each other for a chance to win $500,000 in a house wired with cameras and microphones, capturing their every move for a TV and Internet audience. The twist? They all already know someone else in the house; exes, family members, old friends, enemies. Who will make it to the end?

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    Alexis and Ted haven't been back together for a long time, but here they are, in front of David and Patrick's house, about to tell them what they were up to the other night. If this doesn't go well, Alexis doesn't know how she is going to tell Moira and Johnny later.

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    This is the prompts to send in. Please do they're a lot of fun.

    The collection is series of unconnected on shots based on prompts, multi-fandom, send in whatever ships you want and I'll do my very best.

    Other prompts also accepted, this is just a guideline!

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    When Cherry is in a bad mood, David steps in to help. Fluff ensues.

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    Alexis doesn't define herself by the men in her life anymore.

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    Alexis sets David up with a tourist when the Blue Jays are in town playing the Yankees. Life-changing shenanigans and angst ensue!

    This fic is completed as of Nov 7th, 2020. All remaining chapters have been released on this wonderful day.

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    David and Patrick babysit for Ted and Alexis. They make breakfast together for Alexis's birthday. Fluff ensues.

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    “The point is, this motel is not haunted, so you have nothing to worry about. Mostly because ghosts aren’t real, but even if they were, this motel is not haunted. Right, Stevie?”

    “Uh...” Three sets of Rose eyebrows were raised at Stevie.

    “Right, Stevie?” David repeated incredulously.

    “Well—I guess... yeah, it may be... sort of haunted.”

    “What?!” David exclaimed.

    “I thought you knew! I mean, what did you think kept happening to all your towels all the time?”

    The Rosebud Motel is haunted, and that's bad for business, so something must be done.

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    Even if back then, she had never posted about the distance between her and her mother, the fear that had gripped her heart when she threw herself out of a rolling car, or the remnants of her mascara-stained tears on her pillow, she doesn't want to lie about who she is now. She owes that much to herself. And the more she thinks about it, the more she doesn't want to hide anymore.

    Written for the prompt: "Alexis contemplates her social media #brand"

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    For smallumbrella's prompt: Ted is good at dirty talk. Like, shockingly good.

    Or, Stevie overhears something and needs to share it.

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    Prince David is determined to give Patrick a gift to let him know exactly how he feels for him. Or the origin of Patrick's special pocket square.

    Set two months before the first installment of my Modern Royalty!AU where David is a wealthy prince and Patrick is his faithful bodyguard and can be read on its own.

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    Prompt:

    Dawn of the Dead AU

    Everyone hides out in the café and Rose Apothecary while hordes of zombies roam the town.

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    “Okay, David, can I be, like, kind of harsh and real with you for a sec?” Alexis asked, waving her wrists around, her jewelry clinking. David rolled his eyes, nodding, and clicked the “9” button on the wall. “It’s been a year, you’re 36, and not over one person. Do you know how weird it is when I explain to people that we can’t say a handful of words around you because you’ll break into a panic attack?”
    The elevator stopped at floor 2 and a middle aged couple stepped in. Alexis hushed her voice, now squished against her brother.
    The doors opened again at 4 and the couple stepped out. Alexis raised her voice again.
    “Just get over it, if you change your mindset about it and stop being so sensitive with every single reminder, then maybe you won’t spend the rest of your life sulking over one guy.” She smiled at him, moving her arm out to rub his arm comfortingly. She spoke softly now, “Babe, you have one of the most successful ‘general stores’ in the world! If you wanted, you could have the entire world bow down to you, but one person, one memory is holding you back.”

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    A Schitt's Creek take on Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2, Episode 6 "Halloween."

    When the patrons of Ray's Halloween Emporium all turn into the people and things they've dressed up as, it comes down to David, Stevie, and Patrick to find out what's happened and fix it, even though none of them are quite themselves.

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    Twyla has written Alexis' name under multiple entries in her dream journal, each corresponding to a vision that she now realizes was fortelling their presence together, here: the stained glass from Alexis' apartment, her gold dress, a turquoise necklace that Alexis drapes over her collarbones, matching the shade of her eyes. There's a book Alexis takes out one night and pages through, some 'boring marketing book' she's trying to use to refine her strategies, and the author's name had factored into Twyla's dreams the previous evening. She hears a song Alexis sings in the shower one evening, echoing the soundtrack of a vision she'd had soon after she'd won the lottery.

    She's never had so many visions pointing to the same person. All she can surmise this morning, over muffins and coffee and Alexis next to her, doodling on the newspaper and casting sideways smiles in Twyla's direction, is that somehow, the fates intend for Alexis Rose to be a big part of her life.

    Written for the prompt: Twyla is a real estate agent specializing in properties that are haunted or possessed. Alexis is looking for a new apartment.

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    David rolls his eyes, moving in closer to put his hands on Patrick’s shoulders. His face has since relaxed, and he lets their volleys fall in the space between them.

    “What do you mean it’s your week?” David asks honestly, rubbing at Patrick’s shoulders.

    (or, it's Hallowe'en and Patrick wants cake)

    (or, what if I tried to write an ace-centric fic that didn't involve a sexuality crisis?)

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    Alexis has a baby! David and Patrick become uncles!

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