20 Works in Theodore "Ted" Mullens & Alexis Rose

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    Two years prior to the start of the show, an ill-advised wish leaves Alexis invisible. She now has to take care of her very confused family - especially her brother.

    Then they end up in Schitt's Creek. Might this place be the answer to her minor setback?

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    Getting over Alexis Rose is hard. Falling back in love with her is harder. Ted also wonders if there's more to life than running a vet clinic/occasional doctor's office in Schitt's Creek. Title from "When She Loved Me" by Sarah McLachlan.

    Part 2 of the "Ted Talk" series, an assortment of drabbles and ficlets. Covers parts of season two, three and four.

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    12/12
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    This AU is inspired by an ask that I sent to @danieljradcliffe whilst I was watching the episode where David talks about being hustled by a postman. It was then when @fraudulentzodiac suggested the following:

     

    AU where Patrick is a mailman and David lives on his route, and they manage to get off on the wrong foot somehow, but David thinks he has to pay him, so Patrick goes with it, since he has to put up with this guy pestering him for his packages, he may as well get something out of it. But then Pat starts liking him and has to confess he doesn’t need to pay.

    This is also partially inspired by Noah's Gemini Album, please enjoy! I will update it as much as possible. Tags will be added as the story goes on.

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    5/?
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    5
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    Third time’s the charm? Post finale.

    Once Upon Another Time: Gravity

    “Ugh,” Alexis frowns as she flips her hair to the back as per usual when something goes not like she planned.

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    3,338
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    15
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    Patrick is sure he made the right decision to quit his job, break up with his fiancée, come out to his family, and move to Schitt's Creek to take a temporary holiday position with the post office while he figures out what to do next. It's just that last part that's giving him trouble. The Rose Apothecary and its prickly owner on his delivery route complicate things.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    388
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    90
    Hits:
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    Those who are left behind struggle to move on in the weeks and months following the Snap.

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    1/1
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    10
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    54
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    1
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    alexis misses ted, so sometimes she sits herself out on her balcony in the middle of the night, a familiar locket around her neck.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    70
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    3
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    When Rachel comes down to visit Patrick, Alexis starts to feel something

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    8
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    14
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    While on the ropes course (in S5 e1 The Crowening), Alexis plays a little game and Ted learns squat days pay off!

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    Chapters:
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    It's Father's Day, and everyone in Johnny's family has forgotten, except one.

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    1/1
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    20
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    9
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    When David Rose and Patrick Brewer meet at a bar in Vegas and get drunk together, little did they know that their lives would change forever.

    --

    “It looked like a wedding,” David murmurs and then notices the other man look at him with wide eyes.

    “Wedding? Why’d you say wedding?” Patrick asks as he whips his head over to look at David—ah yes, that’s his name, he vaguely remembers that.

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    2/2
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    23
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    156
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    3276
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    Eli comes to Schitt's Creek, and ends up getting more than he bargained for because it turns out. The people of Schitt's Creek don't exactly like it when someone who messes with the Roses comes to town. AKA The Roses find out just how much they mean to the people of Schitt's Creek and how much this town mean to them. Because this is their town and this is where they live.

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    1/1
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    2
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    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1640
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    3
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    What if Schitt's Creek had a newspaper?

    This is what it might look like.

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    Chapters:
    3/5
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    79
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    139
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    8
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    “Is anyone else coming?” Patrick asked.

    “Um, Alexis, probably,” David said, unsure why he felt like he’d done something wrong.

    Or: Alexis’s graduation falls on a different night, and David is more beloved than he thinks.

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    1/1
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    Bookmarks:
    31
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    2220
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    David is woken up in the middle of the night because something is wrong with Alexis. Except, this time is different than all the other times.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    65
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    396
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    28
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    3853
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    This is what happens when Stevie and Alexis planned David and Patrick's joint bachelor party.

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    33
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    133
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    11
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    2687
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    “Saying something you’ve kept hidden out loud? Yeah, it was pretty freeing,” Mutt says.

    “I think I need to leave.”

    “It’s still raining!”

    “Yeah, I know, I know, there’s um. There’s like, something I need to do.”

     

    //A lesbian rewrite of Alexis talking to Ted in 4x11.//

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    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    404

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