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Draco Malfoy never took anything seriously, especially his mother's connivances. Only this time, he finds himself in dire straits. With the help of Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott, he scours Europe looking for the Mystery Girl he accidentally soul bound into a Magical Marriage.
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Liam told Theo he was never afraid.
One bet later they decide to play a game, a game in which Theo will try to make Liam scared.
A game Theo knows Liam will lose.
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Theodore bloody Nott is who Hermione has to share her dorm with for all of Eighth Year. In the first few hours since living with Theo she’s learned that for one, the handsome, dark-haired Slytherin is a relentless flirt. And two, where there is Theo Nott, there is Draco Malfoy.
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Where Head Girl Hermione Granger learns that Head Boy Theo Nott is a flirt and a meddler and is dating Draco Malfoy...and they want to date her too.
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Hermione Granger is lost. She fights for every breath, desperately trying to claw her way out of the gaping chasm that is her heart.
When the hand she never expected reaches for her and guides her home.
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Ele se virou quase instantaneamente, parecendo se lembrar de algo, mas olhou nos olhos de Malfoy primeiro. Havia um brilho de problema no olhar de Nott e Hermione se perguntou o que ele estava planejando.
- Eu não poderia incomodá-la por uma daquelas tortas de maçã, poderia Granger? - ele perguntou. O olhar de Malfoy na nuca de Nott então se tornou selvagem. Ele parecia extremamente impaciente para tirar Nott de lá e voltar para seus próprios lugares.
- Claro, sirva-se - ela ofereceu sem realmente pensar e levantou sua caixa até a mão de Nott para que ele pudesse facilmente retirar uma para si. Seus dedos longos envolveram delicadamente uma das pequenas caixas de massa antes de dar uma mordida, olhando diretamente para o rosto de Malfoy e fazendo um pequeno gemido de satisfação.
- Mmm, você realmente deveria tentar, Draco. Acho que você iria amá-las. Tão doce... -
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Drabbles from @mousie_writes on twitter!
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The Place I Call Home by Twriter470 for Mediocre_Nux, SterekShipper
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Supernatural
14 Jan 2023
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Liam wants to release Theo from Hell. But something goes wrong and they both end up in the Purgatory, where they can survive only by learning to trust each other. Well, WILL they?? Supernatural crossover fic, without Sam and Dean though.
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Tropes galore in this tale of how a one-night stand changed Draco Malfoy's life forever.
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Stiles hates Theo fucking Raeken.
Stiles hates that he’s now considered one of the ‘good guys’ — or whatever that term means in the supernatural world.
Theo loves to annoy the shit out of Stiles. His go-to is usually back-chat and an unnecessary amount of flirting, but spamming his phone does work too.
Will these two be able to work out their differences when they are put into an escape room of a shared interest and their lives depend on it?
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Stiles and Theo get kidnapped and are forced to re-act the film Rapunzel. Only, the version they’re in is a lot more violent than the movies.
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The Troubles and Triumphs of Initiating a Threesome by ElixirOfLight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2023
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Her husband, Draco Malfoy, a man she once could never imagine herself with and now could never imagine life without. She loved him with all her heart, which is why she wanted to do this for him. Deep down, it was also something she knew she would enjoy, but mostly it was for him.
A Dramione tale of how Hermione suggests having a threesome with Draco. The tags make this story sound a LOT sexier and smuttier than it is. Trust me, there will be smut, and it will be spicy. But there will also be sweet and potentially awkward moments. This is a realistic take on a married couple having their first threesome.
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There are 2 sides to every story. Always 2 view points of view. Love and hate. Light and dark magic. Pureblood and Mudblood. What if you could have it all?
Voldemort is willing to offer her the world. The insufferable know-it-all swot Hermione Granger. All she has to do is join him.
And win.
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After a fall (from the world’s smallest step-ladder, mind you) Draco lost his memories, and all he can remember was his life as a teenager in the middle of a war. It was certainly going to be hard to adapt to this new life he knew nothing about – especially considering that he was married to Hermione Granger, of all people.
**COMPLETE! 🖤🖤🖤**
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“Hey, Ally. What's up?” He answered not moving for his clothes yet because it was warm and he still wanted to stay here as long as possible.
“Lydia's missing. Can you please help?” She begged and he winced knowing who the crew would be.
“If this is some sort of trick to get me to—“ Theo tried but was interrupted.
“No! Well, kinda yeah, but it's more of a secondary thing cause I really want you here. Lydia is my best friend and so are you, T.”
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the one where Theo didn't go with the dread doctors in 4th grade. this is "season" 2.
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- Part 2 of 4th Grade
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Peter and Stiles meet in a club.
Peter is immediately charmed.
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A lot of family history, a broke young man in fishnets and a rich man that hasn’t felt physical touch in years.
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Apple Pies and Other Distractions by Ivy_and_right
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jan 2023
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He turned around almost instantly, seeming to remember something but looked up into Malfoy’s eyes first. There was a glint of trouble in Nott’s gaze and Hermione wondered just what he was planning.
“I couldn’t trouble you for one of those apple pies, could I Granger?” He asked. Malfoy’s stare into the back of Nott’s head then turned feral. He looked to be extremely impatient to get Nott out of there and back to their own seats.
“Of course, help yourself” she offered without really even thinking and lifted her tupperware box up to Nott’s hand so that he could easily withdraw one for himself. His long fingers wrapped delicately around one of the small pastry cases before he took a bite, looking directly at Malfoy’s face and making a small moan of satisfaction.
“Mmm you should really give these a try, Draco. I think you’d love them. So sweet...”
Hermione, without a word, offered for him to take one of the sweet treats as well but he simply looked at her silently as if all words had escaped him. A short shake of his head followed, hardly a polite decline but she didn’t mind. She’d been too consumed by that look in his eyes as he wet his bottom lip with his tongue to notice his reaction anyway.
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Friends, Enemies, and All the Broken People by lost_poet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jan 2023
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In a misguided attempt at house unity after the war, Hogwarts has decided to start doing a student exchange program between the houses. For the pilot of this program, one male and one female student from each house will spend the Fall Term in a different house to experience new things and better understand their fellow students.
Hermione Granger is looking for an escape hatch. Draco Malfoy is looking for forgiveness. The exchange program is just what they need.
Post-war, 8th year, Dramione.
18+ MATURE. CW: discussions of domestic violence and abuse, PTSD, panic attacks, and anxiety. Explicit language and sexual content
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Theo hasn't been considered an enemy for quite some time now, but Liam isn't sure he can trust him completely. A new threat connected to legends as old as time itself appears in Beacon Hills, causing old and new members of the McCall Pack to gather in the city to face this problem; and maybe save the world.
In the meantime, Liam will learn things about himself and Theo that he could never have imagined, which will make him see his relationship with the chimera in an entirely different way.
And in the end, perhaps, he may be happier than he ever was.
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“You know, I didn’t ask you to set me up on a blind date. Why won’t you tell me who I’m meeting tonight?”
Ginny smiles in the mirror, her grin wicked. “Because it’s more fun this way.” She steps back admiring her work. “The reservation is in your name. Your date will meet you there.”
Hermione doesn’t like the look on Ginny’s face. “Gin… what did you do?” She groans.
“Nothing! What do you mean? I set you up on a date just as you asked. The least you could say is thank you.”
“I’ll say thank you after the date if it’s not disastrous.”or
Where Hermione and Draco's friends conspire to finally get the two idiots in love together
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PROMPT: Theo, Draco, and Hermione take a drive in the country one summer night.