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    The Vastantes Potestatem curse. Latin, for Wasting Power. Or, how I think of it in my own mind, the ‘I Hope You Choke On It Curse.’ We don’t know when I was hexed, and we don’t know by who. We can only assume it was at the Final Battle, by some Pureblooded Bigot with a sick sense of humor.

    But now, slowly but surely, the curse is killing me. Killing me, by taking the limits from my magic. The most powerful magical being in the world is suddenly a mud-blood swot with too much hair. But humans weren’t made to conduct this much raw magic through our bodies, and sooner or later, my body will give out.
    There is no cure.
    But there is a way to save my life.
    If only I’m brave enough to try it.

    OR

    Hermione starts a Harem

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    “So what you’re saying is that the Dread Doctors were quite fond of France and so they fucking taught you how to speak French?”

    “Well, when you put it like that, it sure seems a bit strange.”

    or, Theo can speak French and Liam thinks that's very hot of him.

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    He turned around almost instantly, seeming to remember something but looked up into Malfoy’s eyes first. There was a glint of trouble in Nott’s gaze and Hermione wondered just what he was planning.

    “I couldn’t trouble you for one of those apple pies, could I Granger?” He asked. Malfoy’s stare into the back of Nott’s head then turned feral. He looked to be extremely impatient to get Nott out of there and back to their own seats.

    “Of course, help yourself” she offered without really even thinking and lifted her tupperware box up to Nott’s hand so that he could easily withdraw one for himself. His long fingers wrapped delicately around one of the small pastry cases before he took a bite, looking directly at Malfoy’s face and making a small moan of satisfaction.

    “Mmm you should really give these a try, Draco. I think you’d love them. So sweet...”

    Hermione, without a word, offered for him to take one of the sweet treats as well but he simply looked at her silently as if all words had escaped him. A short shake of his head followed, hardly a polite decline but she didn’t mind. She’d been too consumed by that look in his eyes as he wet his bottom lip with his tongue to notice his reaction anyway.

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    Nothing in the world, not even the Berserkers or the Ghost Riders or last semester's linguistics midterm grade, could have ever prepared Liam for the stomach-dropping sight of Theo splayed out on his back across the pool table with the top button of his shirt undone and his legs spread around the triangular formation of empty red Solo cups at his crotch. The tall guy from before has rounded up a bunch of his buddies and they're all roaring and cheering, taking turns having their shot at jumping the cue ball over Theo's entire torso into one of the farthest cups at the end of the table.

    Theo's head has lolled back and his face is loose, glowing, painted with an easy grin, and Liam doesn't think he's ever seen the chimera this unwound before.

    Or this level of infuriating, either, for that matter.

    (The way his jeans suddenly tighten has absolutely nothing to do with this train of thought.)

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    Hermione was a professional. She was working in a very stressful environment, facing several unknown curses that would put her life at risk. And she was going to be working closely with a man that tormented her for years.
    She refused to let her mind wander to the most wanton thoughts a woman could have just because of some bloody good-looking hands!
    Malfoy’s hands even!
    She was better than this! Who cares if his hands and rings would probably make a delicious print on her arse if he were to –
    “Granger?” Malfoy cleared his throat again, with a raised brow. Only then did she realize that she was still grasping his very large hands and refusing to let go. “Are you ready to start?”
    Oh dear me, how embarrassing. Get a hold of yourself, damnit!
    “Yes, of course,” she forced out a smile.
    “Oh my,” Theo chuckled, watching how she yanked her hand away from Malfoy’s hold as soon as she came to her senses. “I believe this is going to be very… Entertaining.”

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    Being a Curse Breaker often meant that Hermione should expect the unexpected – Except that now she had to deal with Malfoy for her latest assignment, and nothing could possibly prepare her for her sudden obsession with his hands.

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    Theo gets jealous when Stiles dances with a stranger at Sinema and drags him home to remind Stiles that he's Theo's.

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    After the war, Theo leaves Liam unsure of where they stand. Two nonconsecutive nights should give Liam a better idea, but instead they leave him profoundly lost and severely frustrated.

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    Set after season 5 and replaces season 6

    Stiles pulls up to the school to find almost 100 students staring at the jeep, or staring past the jeep?

    In which a new group of students transfer to beacon Hills High school. But if they're not human, what are they?

    "why is it trying to make us feel like murderers? We're not murderers, right?" stiles said

    "but what if we are?" Lydia replied.

    Or, a group of new students arrive in beacon hills just in time to help with the mass-murdering mist thing which is torturing the pack into insanity. But how is theo raeken connected?

    ngl this is kinda sad,its not that sad but i did cry whilst writing some of the chapters.

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    The war is over and if you asked Theo Nott, life couldn't be more shit. He's forced to return to Hogwarts where it feels like everyone wants to kill him, his father is still finding ways to make his life hell while at Azkaban, and his wand is on lockdown until he graduates.

    As if he didn't have enough to worry about, he finds himself wanting to unravel the threads that make up Hermione Granger. Because the Golden girl not looking so golden just doesn't feel right.

    **sporadic updates, not abandoned**

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    “I think we’re more alike than either of us care to admit, Granger.”

    This is met with silence at first; the rise and fall of her breathing, the sounds of the city in the distance. But he feels her eyes on him.

    “I think that’s what’s scaring me the most.”

    ~~~
    A dark academia inspired, slow-burn, banter-filled Dramione fanfiction.

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    Collection of prompts written for Chubtober, Chub'O'Ween, and Chubmass

    Series
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    Harry’s breath quickened, and his pulse thrummed in his ears as Theo looked him over. They’d been intimate before but tonight was different. Tonight, there was a promise of something more.

    Harry was ready to give it all.

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    A, because I adore and love you, here is your very own series for all the fic’s you request and desire. 🧡

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    So, now Theo has a best friend. He hadn’t had a best friend since Stiles and Scott, in the fourth grade, it’s been years since fourth grade.

    Allison was a good best friend, she stuck by his side even though she knows what he can do. She followed him and snarked at his conversations. She was his only sense of humanity, Theo thought.
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    Allison and Theo have adopted each other and that's that.

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    Liam huffs in amusement, eyes flitting over to Theo as a tiny smirk tugs at the corner of his lips, and Theo has to focus to pull his eyes away from it. “Funny way of saying you missed me.”

    And the pressure that had been crushing Theo’s chest since Liam had punched his arm lifts at that, and he rolls his eyes. “Not what I said.”

    “You said it was boring,” Liam retorts, a toothy grin on his face as they both move away from the moment of fragile hesitation and settle back into their usual banter. “All I’m hearing is that it was boring because I wasn’t there, so. You missed me.”

    Theo lets his lips tilt up into a half-smile as he presses the two walls that he’s holding together. “You’re so fucking full of yourself.”

    Liam’s smirk widens as his eyes brighten even more. “Are you saying you’d wanna be full of me instead?”

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    Neville and Hermione are roommates. They live in a cottage. Life happens. Hearts get broken. Jobs get done. Films get watched.

    Oh, they also fall in love.

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    Hermione Granger comes back to Hogwarts for her eighth year. She has no idea how she ends up on the radar of Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott but once she does, she realizes her life quite possibly will never be the same.
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    “Draco.” She whispered.

    A small smile, cold impassive grey eyes looked up. “Cheers, Hermione.”

    Then the door slammed close in her face, the sound reverberating throughout the empty corridor. She just stood there, completely stock-still.

    And she knew for absolute certain that he had cast a silencio. Because right before it went into effect, she heard the beginning of a yell that rattled her bones, doused her in the pain that she heard in the chords.

    Hermoine stood there, outside of the room, watching over the door as Draco silently fell apart.

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    Y/n, the sibling of Scott McCall, goes running towards the school when they find out Theo Raeken is after them. What happens when You get stuck in a closet with Theo and he doesn’t end up killing you?

    GENDER NEUTRAL PRONOUNS

    Y/N IS MALE!

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    So that’s how Theo Raeken ended up at some shitty little diner in the far ends of Beacon Hills, stuffing his face with fries as Liam sat in front of him, playing with a melting milkshake.

    “That’s not gonna be any good if you don’t drink it, you know.” Theo remarked, and Liam gave him a little frown.

    “Yeah, well, I’m paying for your fries, so stop complaining.”

    “Point taken.” Theo shoveled another handful of mentioned fries into his mouth, “I would offer you some, but considering how you’re treating your milkshake…”

    Liam rolled his eyes, took a sip. “Happy?”

    Theo smirked. “Not even close.” He sat back and burped, loudly, earning a couple of well-deserved stares from a few customers in the other booths.

    “God you’re a pig.” Liam laughed, but the smile didn’t reach his eyes. Theo inhaled. He really was a fucking idiot. But if he was gonna have to deal with this kid for the next year, it would be stupid not to at least make an effort.

    “Are you…” Theo coughed. “Are you okay?”

    Liam’s eyes widened, his smile was genuine this time, until it turned mocking. “Wow.” He said. “I must really look like shit.”

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    Liam wants to release Theo from Hell. But something goes wrong and they both end up in the Purgatory, where they can survive only by learning to trust each other. Well, WILL they?? Supernatural crossover fic, without Sam and Dean though.

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