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    C*nt believe this hasn't been done before.

    Will Malcolm have a refreshing bath in the lake? Hrrr.

    Sorry. This is all about literature. Serioufuckingly.

    Language:
    English
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    526
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    Post Canon set around 2016 or later.

    Rated mature for oncoming smut.

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    English
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    3,674
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    6
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    12
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    103
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    What it says on the tin: Smut, smut, glorious smut.

    Malcola doing it.

    This is my second ever fan fic and I am slowly improving. This is still quite raw but your feedback helps me to keep writing.

    So I decided this is a work in progress rather than something I am completely satisfied with.
    I am constantly rewriting the chapters to get the voices "right", well a little better ;)

    That should not change any plot points though. I hope you will bear with me until the story comes to a natural end.

    Language:
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    5,414
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    20
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    15
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    4 years after Malcolm's arrest. 2 years since she'd last heard from him. Sam thought she'd reluctantly and dolefully moved on. But a footnote article in The Independent reminds her of what they had.

    Language:
    English
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    2,191
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    4
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    16
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    "You're the one I want, you're my number one. And you've turned down every hand that has beckoned me to come."

    When Nicola is uncharacteristically cheery and declines to attend a work event because James is taking her out for their anniversary, Malcolm is sure something is up. It turns out he's right.

    Language:
    English
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    25,867
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1365
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    Malcolm Tucker has settled into his new life of incarceration when a mysterious recommendation has freed him from the custody of the Crown, only to fall under the command of UNIT and the Director of Mainframe UK.

    [solidly Malcolm/Kate beginning in ch7, with other ships throughout*; contains strong Tucker-esque language, mature situations, situations concerning home and/or work, and many, MANY OCs/canon cameos throughout; has been updating for years, with plans on continuing for many more, so if you need a long-burner that attempts to update regularly then this is the fic for you]

    [*other romantic ships contain varying levels of: OC/OC, Pinkwald, Whouffaldi, and others to be added as time goes on]

    Series
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    English
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    204,290
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    379
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    6945
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    Conjunto de dez histórias curtas.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    1,389
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    52
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    Britain is in lockdown because of corona virus. Malcolm is at home with his family.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,231
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    129
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    Cabinet reshuffle day, the shit has increased beyond belief, and Malcolm doesn't like change. Especially when his new assistant, Ivy Fisher, is just as coarse as he is.. and a tad hot.

    [Content warning: it's the same level of obscenity as The Thick Of It. Mildly ablest, sexist, homophobic, and fatphobic language, of course. I am in no way any of those things, I'm simply mirroring the writing of the show.]

    Language:
    English
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    27,237
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who

    No one knows what it's like
    To be the bad man
    To be the sad man
    Behind blue eyes
    No one knows what it's like
    To be hated
    To be fated
    To telling only lies
    But my dreams
    They aren't as empty
    As my conscience seems to be [...]

    Malcolm has a way of doing things, a role he has to play because somebody has to. And, being honest, he is very good at it. He lives alone, within this part. He is not Malcolm Tucker anymore, he is The Malcolm Tucker. He is well aware of this and has resigned to it. Over the past years, that is how he lived his life. However this is soon to change as Malcolm and Lucy Davis, a new PR advisor, set foot into each others lives. As they work together they will find in each other a way to reconnect with themselves, with parts of them they both thought were long lost. Malcolm begind to wonder if he could stop being alone, or even more, if he could stop letting himslef be alone.

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    English
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    71,197
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    615
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    When the day the trial has come to an end, and Malcolm has somehow survived, he sees a familiar face.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,730
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
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    174
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    嗯...从前有个村,叫白厅村,白厅村里的大家,过着沙雕又快乐的日子...(什么玩意儿)

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    4,957
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    Malcolm has agreed to be interviewed on the BBC. Now he's not sure it's such a wise move!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,286
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    480
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    Sam plays matchmaker using a number she finds in her boss’s mobile and it goes almost a little too well...

    [Malcolm/Clara AU that ran away from the tumblr prompt]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    258
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    Jamie really loves his job. Malcolm wishes it didn't come with so much destruction of office equipment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    170
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    1/1
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    Malcolm Tucker出狱了,他无处可去......

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    2,822
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Grey convinces Malcolm it's safe to go out in public.

    Language:
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    1,474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    4
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    “I must say, Malcolm, it really is exciting to see you in action when you aren’t threatening to kill me in whatever creative way your word a day calendar suggests for you.”

     

    “Shut it,” he says, sitting down on an upturned bucket. “Here’s what I need and God help me, apart from Sam, you’re all I’ve got. My boys are all out there completely wankered and more useless than a cactus dildo.”

     

    Malcolm and Nicola end up locked in a cupboard at the Christmas party. It's all a lot less sexy than it sounds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,388
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    266
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    We all know the story. It is as old as time, but is it really? I am going to retell the story of The Thick of it but out of Sam's perspective and her relationship with the one and only Malcolm Tucker.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,988
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2601

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