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    The Kingdom of Abaddon is in trouble. There's no more money, and the King and Queen are on the verge of losing everything. In order to keep their kingdom, they enter into a deal with King Gabriel of Elysia, a powerful kingdom to the South. In return for protection, both economic and political, Gabriel's brother, the Crown Prince Aziraphale, will be wed to Prince Anthony of Abaddon. Neither Anthony or Aziraphale are too thrilled to be marrying a man they never met, but they have no choice. After all, it's just an arrangement of convenience.
    It's not as though they're going to fall in love.

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    In a small seaside town called Tadfield, one of the last places on Earth where humans and magic coexist, an exiled selkie and a human who ran away from her life accidentally get themselves married in the oldest, most binding sense.
    The two are forced to stay together until they can find a way to undo it and free the other from their accidental marriage.
    It sure would be complicated if they started to fall for each other in the process…
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    (Prewritten; new chapters every Tuesday and Saturday!)

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    Dr Zira Fell is a new professor of theology at St Beryl's University. His first day there he meets the mysterious and enchanting Dr AJ Crowley, an art history professor and a painter. They almost immediately become friends, and spend most of their time getting lunch together, talking, drinking wine, making art, and falling slowly in love with one another.

    Featuring cameos of everyone's favorite (and least favorite) characters, gratuitous descriptions of paintings, long text messaging conversations, and one cranky cat.

    FINALLY OFF OF HIATUS!!!!!!

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    Crowley has returned to Tadfield, her hometown that she left for London and never looked back for fifteen years. She’s agreed to help her Aunt Tracy get her shop ready for the Tadfield Holiday Home Decorating Contest, but also hopes to get a break from her hellish boss at the interior design firm. Not long after she arrives, she bumps into her best friend and childhood crush, Aziraphale Fell.

    Aziraphale runs her family’s bookshop and lives a comfortable and busy life, despite her annoying brother Gabriel and the eccentric townspeople. This year, she’s determined to sway from the dull, modern décor Gabriel's so fond of and bring a Victorian Christmas fit for her little shop. But her life turns upside down when she's reunited with Crowley, her best friend and the one that got away. Christmas may be the time for miracles, but can they rekindle what they once had?

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    Az always knew that he’d be thrown out the moment his father found out he was gay. He hadn’t expected to be declared dead though - or for his husband to believe it!

    But their marriage had been a foolish teenage impulse (not to mention invalid in America), so when Az moved to a small town far upstate New York to start his new life, he moved alone. The kindest thing he could do was let Crowley mourn and move on, not be shackled for life to a now disabled partner.

    Tony Crowley never recovered from losing his best friend, his childhood sweetheart, his better half. He’d been drifting ever since; no plans, no hope, no money - and now, just before Thanksgiving, no job either.

    Given the stark choice of freezing to death or accepting his sister’s invitation to join her upstate, Tony reluctantly lives out the Hallmark cliche of Recently Unemployed Person Moves to Small Town for Christmas.

    It’s a time of hope, love, and family.

    It’s time for Az and Tony to find each other again.

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    “And - thank you for saying yes on such short notice! I tried to plan the thing myself, but … sometimes you actually do need help, right?”


    “Yeah”, Crowley mumbled, grabbing his phone to write down the name of the restaurant. “Yeah, absolutely.”

     

    “That’s what everyone kept telling me; it’s always better with a wedding planner. I guess I should have listened earlier.”

    “Er”, Crowley said. “Did you say …“

    “Anyway, I have another call to make! I have to fire the costumer, the dress we agreed on turned out horrendous. Hey, in the future that’ll be your job! But I’ll do it just this once. See you tomorrow! And please bring suggestions for the bridal wear. Bye!”

    “Hold o-”


    The famous wedding planner Antonio Cowley is retired, sworn to never plan a wedding again. Perhaps the right sum of money can persuade him?

    He is not to be mixed up with out-of-business Anthony J. Crowley, former florist, currently unemployed.

    OR: In which Crowley accidentally becomes a wedding planner.

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    Aziraphale handed him a mug of coffee and sat in his chair with his own cup of tea. “Yes. I’m finishing up decorating this afternoon. You are welcome to help if you’d like.” He tried not to sound too hopeful that Crowley would say yes.

    “I mean I’ll be here anyways,” Crowley agreed. He wasn’t going to say no to spending time with him. Besides, he could see how happy Christmas seemed to make Aziraphale, and deep down he wanted to be a part of that happiness.

    ***
    Crowley and Aziraphale spend their first Christmas together since almost-armageddon. Both angel and demon find themselves wanting the other to know how they truly feel but are unsure if their feelings will be reciprocated.

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    Warlock Dowling (they/them) gets their very own Coming-Out party at Jasmine Cottage.

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    Aziraphale is struggling to confront the idea of spending Christmas alone. Miles away from him, Crowley grapples with his purpose. As the holidays approach, the two have to figure out how they’ll spend the happiest time of the year: alone, or together.

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    The apocalypse has ended and everything in Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship has changed. Or has it?

    Aziraphale has a discussion about his feelings with Anathema. One thing is for certain, they love each other.

    Originally written for Our Side Zine: Queer Enough

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    This became a bigger project than originally anticipated! So this will become a completed work and part of a series:

    The Apocalypse has been averted and Crowley and Aziraphale are nervously stepping into the new and very different life laid out before them. However Heaven and Hell are far from satisfied with how things ended and are most certainly not finished with our duo.

    They will find themselves in constant trouble and danger as they navigate this new world. For Crowley he just wants to play it safe when Anathema comes asking for their assistance. Aziraphale however feels a duty to help (he is a Principality after all) Adam Young still has a lot to do to avert the end of the world and he will need Crowley and Aziraphale's help.

    We discover who Adam's other parent is and discover that unbeknownst to them, Aziraphale and Crowley perform a miracle that even gets God's attention.

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    One night while traversing the Colombian jungle in the early forties looking for a rare book, Aziraphale stumbles across a crying child who says her grandma made her leave the family because she didn't get a magical gift. Aziraphale and Crowley are both tasked with raising her as their own, and even though God knows of their little arrangement and so does Satan, the knowledge is kept at the very top of both sides and only complicates the task of raising Mirabel as both an angel and a demon. Just what is God planning?

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    Aziraphale has always loved the community theater program of Tadfield and planned on actually acting in it again this year, after having been involved in directing and producing for the past few years to distract himself from a bad break up.

    For the holiday season, the theater decides to try something new, with actors young and old, and someone brand new to town that has Aziraphale even more excited to be participating on stage this year.

    He just hopes that everything goes well, you never can tell in the world of theater.

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    Crowley was cursed to live his worst nightmare under a spell. Now he’s free, but some effects of the curse linger on, as well as trauma from his captors.

    Aziraphale is trying to mend the broken pieces and grapple with strange new powers, but hasn’t been taking care of himself.

    The road to recovery is paved with snow, but Aziraphale and Crowley have two meager shovels and each other.

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    Armageddon has no intention of stopping, hell moves its pieces to take advantage, will that be enough? Can an angel die of a broken heart?

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    “Not to worry”, Gabriel told him. “So you let in a demon who tempted the humans to sin! On top of that you lost the flaming sword. It’s really my fault — I should have known it would be too much of a responsibility for you! Earth is, after all, not for the lesser angels. I mean, it’s Her Great Plan! Visiting Earth is a virtue, and you weren’t up for the task. No harm done!”

     

    And so it came to be, that Aziraphale was never to go to Earth again.
     

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    After millenias of watching Earth from above, Aziraphale decides to sneak down.

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    "Well," starts Gabriel, wincing. "We would… take… Crowley… off your hands… so to speak."

    Beelzebub, ironically, takes exactly 0.666 minutes to process that statement, during which time Gabriel sits in uncomfortable silence and glares at where the traitors are feeding ducks across the park.

    "You mean take him back?" the Prince of Hell finally demands, completely incredulous. Gabriel nods once, the motion tight. It’s impossible. It’s unprecedented. It’s-- "Bullshit!"

    (or: the technically-canon-compliant roleswap fic.)

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    The only thing Crowley could confidently say about his new neighbour was that he was… well.
    His neighbour wasn’t weird in particular.
    Just kinda, well —
    Uh, well.

    He could say nothing confidently about his new neighbour.

    Or

    When Crowley gets a new neighbour, he isn’t sure what to think of him at first. His eerie behaviour doesn’t exactly paint him in a good light, but Crowley is nothing if not stubborn. And so very curious.

    The night they meet is as weird as it can get and it‘s evident that there‘s more to him than Crowley had thought.
    (Maybe …. Crowleys new neighbour is the good kind of weird.)

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    Crowley and Aziraphale meet as teenagers participating in a youth curling league. Years after losing touch when Crowley's family moves away, the two former friends are reunited at a major tournament...as competitors on two very cut-throat teams, whose captains seem willing to win at any cost, even to the detriment of the sport.

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    Seven years after the appocolapse, Crowley is summoned to Los Angeles only to run into someone he could have gone the rest of his life without seeing again. Things go pear-shaped and Armageddon may begin again. Now, it will take a miracle to save the world and second time.

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    28/?
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