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    In all honesty, everyone seems a little excited, in their own way. Vespa made an almost perfect replica of a wedding cake from one of Rita's streams (she insisted it was the prettiest she'd ever seen), and looks absolutely fantastic. Juno tried to help, but Vespa threatened to smack him with the whisk she was using to mix it all together. It was quite a scene, and Juno left the kitchen with batter all over his shirt. It's just chocolate, I think, but it seems to have come out pretty well. It's huge, so I don't know what we're going to do with the leftovers, but we'll figure it out, I suppose.

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    Or, I turn a perfectly nice Jupeter wedding fic into something that makes me ugly cry.

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    “Now you should probably put some of my clothes on, and we should head out. Don’t want to keep Buddy waiting.”
    Nureyev stepped closer as well, and wrapped an arm around Juno’s waist. “Yes,” he agreed, fingertips brushing the back of Juno’s neck, “we certainly don’t want that.”
    “We shouldn’t mess around right now.” Juno’s hands found the small of Nureyev’s back, and he shivered a little at the touch.
    Nureyev pressed a kiss to Juno’s neck. “Definitely not,” he said.

    Or, Juno gets mad at Nureyev for stealing his shirt, so naturally Nureyev takes it off.

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    Peter Nureyev knows how to take care of himself.
    (after Juno walks out)

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    Juno Steel has made a lot of mistakes. Leaving Peter Nureyev is one of them. It's a good thing Nureyev accidentally left a bottle of his cologne in Juno's apartment, but it may not be so good that Juno happened to be wearing it when they met again.

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    A collection of little moments between Juno and Nureyev while we wait for the next goddamn episode. We pray these two work things out.

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    Duke Rose: I need a date to snow coming
    Lord Arum: I do not see how this is my problem
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    Peter needs a date; Juno needs to fake date someone

    The text chat High school fic that no one thought they would ever want

    {Next Update July 21th!}

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    Juno Steel has one night to pick the person who will become his betrothed, one night to pick the person who will save their planet and he will spend the rest of his life with. None of the choices offered appeal to him, he's exhausted with the expectations of being the crown princess.

    But there is a potential suitor amongst the crowd that he hasn't met yet.

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    A lot of stuff here involves Souls messing with Juno's mind. I think it is time that someone broke Peter too. Sorry Pete.

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    Prince Peter Nureyev III disappeared twenty years ago, in the coup that brought down the old Brahma. A nameless thief has spent his life searching the galaxy for the home he can't remember. Buddy Aurinko and her family of thieves take on the con of the century, with a royal twist.

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    The title makes no sense except it does a little bit

    Basically it's a Mechs/Penumbra Crossover because they're both in space so it makes sense I think.

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    "It happens a few weeks or so into their crime journey. Heist voyage? Whatever. It’s been almost a month, and Juno blinks awake with something silky between his fingers."

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    Simply an excuse to write sappy, fluffy, comforting nonsense about Juno and Peter being helplessly besotted idiots who construct the world's gaudiest magpie nest of a bed together.

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    In which Peter Nureyev has a crisis of conscience, realizes his family cares about him, and eventually does the right thing.

    (Post-"Mega-Ultrabots of Cyberjustice". Remember, kids: before deciding to betray your found family, always make sure to tell your mom first!)

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    This creature, brought forth from the impossible and destined to live an impossible life would be many things to the Keep. He would be its guardian and researcher, as so many of the Keep’s creations had been. However, as magic had a tendency to be inconsistent, the Keep could only hope that this time, its creation might be a friend.

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    rrrrrrrita changed Juno Steel, PI's name to peter simp. 

     

    peter simp: RITA 

     

    (tpp chatfic where they're all (relatively) happy)

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    Two weeks ago, Juno was engaged. Now he's quarantined with a complete stranger who can't operate a microwave and has no sense of personal space.

    And they were quarantined (oh my god, they were quarantined!)

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    Juno was still getting used to taking care of himself. After years of only doing the bare minimum to stay alive, and sometimes not even that, it took some time, and a whole lot of effort. But everyday it got a little easier. And everyday it got easier to let the rest of the crew help him.

    But he still sometimes forgot things.

     

    A.K.A Juno has asthma

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    The Aurinko Crime Family plays an RPG as a team building exercise. Mistakes are made. Lizard kissin' mistakes.

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    “So, this is it,” Peter whispered. “The Court of the Angels.”

    Where Brahma’s Guardian Angels received visions of the future, visions of murderers and victims and the bloody acts themselves, and deigned to send out their emissaries to apprehend the guilty before they ever were. To save humanity from themselves. For the good of all, the government insisted.

    Funny, how often the angels predicted crimes to be committed by those who drew the government’s ire.

    Whatever the truth of the program was, it ended today.

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    With the crew's lives on the line, Peter fakes his death.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin. This started out as a joke and then I watched all the movies and then I read the first book and then I read the genderbent book and it was too late for me.

    Peter Nureyev is trying to escape a past he'd rather not think about, and his best route has taken him to Forks, Washington, under the foster care of Omar Khan. He hopes to disappear as soon as possible, run far away from Arizona and his past, but that plan involves a lot of laying in wait in a quaint small town that is all at once too boring, too small, and much, much too close knit. That is, until he comes across one Juno Steel, and all of his plans are turned upside down.

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