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    He lives like that, survives like that, thrives like that for years after. Makes a name for himself, makes all the bad people in the world fear vulnerable little him, the man who will never be vulnerable again.

    Then he gets the call.

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    Stiles is Mitch and, through a series of unfortunate events, has to return to Beacon Hills to save the day (again).

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    "Is it cannibalism when a ground Pokémon bites the dust?" Stiles lets his hand fall beside his body on the air mattress, from where it was stretched out over his head. It bounces slightly.
    "What is that supposed to mean, Stiles", Derek sighs.
    Stiles turns his head towards the voice but can't see him in the dark.
    "It's supposed to be a pun. Also a philosophical question" he contemplates for a few breaths, "like, what do the people in Pokémon games eat?"

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    The Hale Pack has a sleepover and annoy their alpha with nonsense talk about Pokémon, allergies and eggs.

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    Stiles found a snake by his window and named him Slinky. Said snake turned into a hot man by the name of Alec. Myth's come true, the pack is flabbergasted and Alec is done.

    (Or: Alec needs the Hale Packs help to stop Valentine after 'killing' his family. Alec turns out to be one of an ancient myth, an Absorber. A mythical creature that can take away a were, magical abilities, and basically anything else. He helps them with Pack duties, how to be an Alpha and more. While they help him find a way to stop Valentine. The Hale Pack gains a new member, and Alec has a den again. And things happen, which is good, because Alec is so done.)

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    Stiles left Beacon Hills years ago. After seven years of nothing, the Hale-McCall Pack is asked to help another pack rescue two captives from a group of hunters not far from their territory.

    What they find is Stiles.

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    After being beaten, tortured and helping Lydia save Jackson's ungrateful ass, Stiles gets kicked out of the pack and discovers he's a mage. With the help of his new Watcher and Danny he will learn how to navigate his new powers and abilities. But he also learns that being magic isn't all its cracked up to be. After realizing their mistake the pack wants him back, but will the Stiles they try to help be the same boy they knew before? Will he ever forgive them, or has he finally realized he's stronger on his own?

    Inspired by the works of Littleredridinghunter. If you haven't already, check them out!!!

    Also, updates will be slow for the next few months.

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    When Derek wakes up, the birds are singing, there’s sunlight streaming in through the window, and the smell of homemade pancakes is wafting through the air. It feels like the beginning of an obnoxious Disney princess movie, minus the talking animals and pushy fairy godmothers, of course. Although, in Beacon Hills, a plump old woman with a wand and fairy wings isn’t all that unlikely.

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    Stiles was hit by a curse that deaged him - though only in appearance. None of the pack wants to take him in to look after him until the curse wears out - no one but Peter.

    Written for/during NaNoWriMo 2020.

    Unbetad.

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    Stiles wurde von einem Fluch getroffen, der ihn zu einem kleinen Kind hat werden lassen. Niemand im Rudel will es auf sich nehmen, ihn zu betreuen bis der Fluch abklingt - niemand außer Peter.

    Geschrieben für/während des NaNoWriMo 2020.

    Unbetad.

    There WILL be an english translation of this work (and the other works of this series)!

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    The friend group does stupid things, and Sunny might have just a teeny crush on Basil.

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    Stiles creates a groupchat- chaos ensues. A puppy pack chat is also created and more chaos ensues.

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    Stiles leaves to go live with his real family after feeling ignored and abused. He ends up as an Avenger and also working with supernaturals all over the world trying to help fix their problems. After six years he ends up back in Beacon Hills due to Ultron.

    THIS STORY IS UNFINISHED AND UP FOR ADOPTION!!!

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    Headcannons/my thoughts/take on what the fork happens with my Genshin Impact party. Lots of scenarios and shenanigans I think they go through and how I see my Aether. (This is to give me something to do that doesn't require a plot or anything for writing)

    This story contains spoilers for main quests in the game! You've been warned and don't come complaining to me later if something gets spoiled! I'll put a spoiler warning in the title of each chatper

    Sneak Peak

    "I think that's all of...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Xingqiu screams like he had just been murdered, which to be fair, was quite possible. After all, it's not everyday that a Ruin Hunter decides to drop on top of your head.

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    The pack made their first mistake when they assumed Stiles would be ok with depending entirely on them. They made thier second when they assumed he would take what they gave him and give them everything in return.

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    Stiles gets training from Chris because despite what the pack thinks he refuses to be nothing more than 'the pack human'.

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    Theo had bled and broke and hurt and for all the eternity he had spent, dying was never and would never be enough.

    So Theo pays penance in the only way he knows how.

    Or in other words, Theo is a product of his environment. Yes, he’s a sicko but he only learnt from the best. So fresh-out-of-hell Theo, believe it or not, wants to try being good. And he thinks Lucas can help. The pack beg to differ.

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    “I’m a legal adult,” Theo argues, not sure why he even has to argue his point in the first place. He has a solid plan, if there is one thing he’s good at it’s strategizing.

    “You’re eighteen, that barely counts-“

    “Nineteen,” he interrupts Derek. The room freezes and Theo has the sudden desire to shrink into himself.

    “What?” It’s Scott who breaks the silence. Theo swallows.

    “I’m nineteen,” he replies.

     

    Or Theo Raeken doesn’t celebrate his birthday, hasn’t done so since he was eight and he wishes he didn't care about the pack forgetting as much as he does.

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    Tubbo and Ranboo's wedding was a small, short event.  There was no extravagant ceremony that Tubbo had once dreamed of as a child, and only two people were invited to bear witness to the event.

    Technoblade and Philza Minecraft weren't Tubbo's first choice of wedding guests, but Ranboo's insistence that they were his friends easily swayed the older.  Of course, when he had agreed to it he was nearly falling over himself with exhaustion, and could barely understand what the taller was asking him.  Now that he's wide awake and standing in front of two of the most terrifying men in existence, he deeply regrets how fast he was to accept Ranboo's guest invitations.

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    Oops- I guess I just ignored the part where Techno and Phil don't know about Ranboo and Tubbo... Like I said, it's an AU (Also I just really wanted these two uncles to come and be awkward with Tubbo lol)

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    The Nemeton blocked the Ministry's sensors, so he never got a letter to Hogwarts. But when he uses his magic, thinking it was his "Spark", it triggers the sensors and he gets a late letter to Hogwarts, the school of witchcraft and wizardry.

     

    Set when Stiles is 16, and during the Golden Trio's 6th year at Hogwarts.

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    Stiles is tired.
    Tired of always having to hide who he is, and what he can do. When the Pack kick him out because he's a "useless human", Stiles goes to visit his paternal Uncle and comes back ready to kick some ass.
    With the Alpha Pack lurking in the shadows, it's time for the Stilinski Family to show who's boss!

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    The friendship between Scott and Stiles was never perfect. All of the Pack seemed to think so and Scott probably too, but Stiles could always see he wasn’t wanted. They never liked him. Never listened to him. And ever since Scott became a Werewolf, he was practically ignored. But Stiles managed and kept staying with them, because they were his friends, and oh yeah, his only friends.
    But then Theo came and Scott trusted the Chimera more than him. The fact that he (although accidently) killed someone, was bad at its own, but when Scott pushed him out of the Pack, something in Stiles broke.
    Why should he even talk to these people? They always made him feel weak, small and incompetent. But not anymore. He refused to let himself be dragged around like a rag doll.
    And when he got the chance to join a thousand-year-old fox demon… well he already lost all of his friends and probably his dad. What more could he lose? Besides… maybe Nogitsune wouldn’t treat him as an inconvenience. That would be nice.

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    “So let me get this straight,” Jae took off his glasses and massaged his eyes for what felt like the hundredth time. “Jaebum decided to go off and get involved in some kind of mafia workings and he took Jinyoung, Jackson and Wonpil along with him… and they’ve evaded you for weeks. And now we’re the ones who have to go haul them back in by the scruffs of their necks? Us. The retired superheroes.”

    or, almost exactly 2 weeks and 5 days to the end of the world as Jae knows it.

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