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    "Hey," Joe says. "You okay?"

    "Sure. Yeah." Nicky nods, his gaze is a little distant at first, but then he focuses on Joe. "Just surprised, that's all. Hell, it wouldn't be a wedding without some drama, right?" His grin is very 'Nicky,' but it doesn't quite reach his eyes. "Sadly, this drama probably won't involve blowjobs in a parking lot. Which isn't to say we can't do that for fun." He looks around the room, seeming to notice for the first time where Joe is sitting. He's trying so hard to sweep this all under the rug. "You know, the last time you were in that chair—"

    "Nicky." Joe squeezes his shoulder. By now, he recognizes deflection in Nicky's tone, in his eyes. "Now we ask," he says and watches the false cheer drop from Nicky's face. "So I'm asking. Are you okay?"

    For a long time, Nicky stares at the wall just past Joe's shoulder. He's still looking at it when Joe slides onto the bed next to him and takes his hand. There's no rush; he can wait.

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    The one where Joe gets his head stuck in a pumpkin

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    “I wonder if anyone has ever dressed up as a pumpkin using an actual pumpkin,” Nicky muses offhandedly to Joe as they scoop out the insides of a large pumpkin in preparation for carving. “I wonder if it would fit on one’s head.”

    Their movements halt abruptly as they simultaneously realize the potential implications of what Nicky just said. Joe’s eyes light up with mischief and he and Nicky trade matching dangerously impish grins.

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    “Okay.” Quỳnh sat back, arms crossed, eyebrows raised. “I’ll make you both a bet.”

    Nile and Nicky exchanged a glance.

    “Let’s hear it,” Nile said.

    “You go out with these guys, have a real date or two, and I bet you can’t get rid of them in a month even if you tried.”

     
    (Yes, it's a How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU.)
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    The thing is, Joe does know what to do. He always knows that he has the tools to help himself avoid a spiral, but implementing them is sometimes a bigger struggle than he wants it to be. Having Nicky remind him helps, though.

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    Nicky’s arms tightened around him. It should have felt good. Did, on some level. Ultimately, though, this only brought home to Joe how much he needed the full press of body weight bearing him down, keeping him still. The fidgeting uncertainty of his mind evidently came through, despite Joe’s efforts to contain it, because the next word Nicky spoke was exactly what he needed to hear: “Bed.” Not a question; just calm confidence that he knew what was happening and how to fix it.

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    A collection of Book of Nile drabbles I've written for friends over on Plurk.

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    Vampires and werewolves are going missing. Both communities are on edge and vampire Prince Yusuf Al-Kaysani is tasked by the King to find out what is happening before this starts another war. In an unprecedented display of cooperation, the wolves send one of their own to work with him on the case.

    It's a nice sentiment, Yusuf thinks. It would be more helpful, however, if they hadn't sent the same werewolf who almost tore him apart on the battlefield during the Blood Wars, centuries ago. The same werewolf Yusuf almost bled dry in retaliation.

    The same werewolf who is now watching him with pale eyes from across the room, and smells so fucking delicious Yusuf is losing his mind.

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    Nicky is working full time while going to grad school studying historic agriculture. The hours are crazy. On the upside his work crush buys him coffee.

    dedicated to @2old2guard on twitter

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    In the American West in 1875, Nicky finds himself in a situation suitable for a horror novel: an eerie town, rumors of a ghost, and townspeople who aren’t acting right. And worse: their strangeness seems to be contagious, and the immortals aren’t immune.

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    Soft hearts, hard hands has gone kinky.

    31 short story’s set before, during and a year after soft hearts.

    Join Joe, Booker, Nicky, Adam, Patrick and Dante having fun.

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    At a research facility in the middle of the ocean, a team work to gather brain tissue from sharks that have had their DNA altered, hoping to find a cure to the Alzheimer's Disease. When the backer of the research sends in Joe Al-Kaysani to oversee the experiments, one trial starts going wrong, and the workers must fight for their lives to escape a flooding facility, as well as a group of flesh-eating sharks.

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    And so Nicky began a routine of boxing up fresh bread or lemon scones or various assorted cookies and squares and treats once or twice a week for Nile to pass along, and she in return showed him pictures of the cutest, curliest, most sparkly eyed baby in the world and eventually also a video featuring his equally curly haired and sparkly eyed father. And then he blushed pinker than the strawberry buttercream he'd been prepping when Nile clocked him for thinking Joe was hot. 

    Never would Nicky have guessed they would become his own little family. But less than a week later Joe walked into Nicky's bakery with Khalil strapped to his chest to thank him in person and to complement both his baking skills and his kindness, insistent on thanking him in some proper way that it was eventually settled would be in the form of coffee once Nicky made it clear that yes, he in fact did want to hang out with ("seriously, Joe, the cutest baby in the world"). Nicky learned after poking at Khalil's little belly with tickling fingers that he had dimples to match his baba's too, dimples that Joe had out in full force watching Nicky take so quickly to his son, and he supposes he hasn't looked back since then.

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    A snapshot of life during The Black Plague:

    Nicolò sickens, Yusuf tries to cope and the memory of Lykon hangs over their heads like an axe waiting to drop

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    Joe was all of 5 years old when he got married to Nicky in the park, and all of 30 years old when he received a letter telling him that the marriage was legally binding, and would he please come to the Faerie Kingdom as his husband needs a divorce.

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    “Whatever makes you happiest. You will have a life of luxury and pleasure. Anything you desire, I will move stars and mountains to give you whatever you wish.” Yusuf stated.

    “All I desire is you, Yusuf. I just want to know that you will not tire of me and cast me out when you are bored.”

    “Never, dearest. There could never be another that makes me feel how I do for you.”

    “Then yes.” Nicolo nodded. “I will stay with you. I will be your concubine.”
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    Prince Yusuf didn't expect to fall for the man found wandering the wilds of his kingdom but it becomes clear that Nicolo feels the same. It only seems natural to bring Nicolo into his life, his bed, and ask him to be his concubine. The rest of the palace may never have a quiet night (or day) again.

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    or,

    31 Ways To Love Your Leaver

    KinkTOGber, Book of Nile Style

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    A prompt a day keeps the muse at bay.
    Ot something like that - as before this is a continuation of my series of Harry Potter Crossovers, which will be posted once a day. For this month, it also dubs as Flufftober.

    Prompts will vary in lenght, pairing and rating!

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    Bad guys of the week drop a building on Nicky and Joe. Nicky is more invested in getting to his husband than having a foot.

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    "So," the one named Andromache said through a mouthful of bread. "Do you know where the other one is?"

    - - -

    By the time the women find Yusuf, long after his first death at the gates of Jerusalem, the fourth living immortal has disappeared from their sights. They aren't too worried; they have lifetimes to find him again. But that's before they find him at the mercy of a powerful sadist. Faced with something more beast than man, Yusuf struggles to reconcile the invader who killed him with the frightened prisoner before him.

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