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    A Wendy/Lacey shipper vid. Originally made for Festivids 2011 and released in 2012.

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    “So once I get all bundled up, what’s with the trip to the South Pole?  Killer penguins?  Evil Santa?  Evil Santa with a tuxedo-clad army of evil penguins?”

    “No, thank goodness.”  He did a small, dignified shudder.  “You can imagine the amount of suppression we had to do to ensure March of the Penguins was a moving nature study instead of a dread-filled, all-too-real account of how close the world came to an emperor penguin Napoleon.  No, Dubbie, there’s a research station in dire need of assistance.  They’ve unearthed a slab of ice.”

    He stopped there.  Wendy blinked at him.

    “Um, is there an illuminating postscript coming?  Because ice in Antarctica doesn’t feel like breaking news.”

    “Ice that was the deep, red-veined black of igneous lava.”

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    Strange things are afoot at the Osbourne Arena.

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    It takes a village to make a superhero.

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    11 poems in 11 fandoms (posted in alphabetical order): limericks, a double dactyl, a snippet of a broadside ballad, and a sapphic stanza.

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    Ida can pinpoint the exact second her existence became unbearable. She called it D-Day,and two days later she was giving Wendy Watson a uniform.

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    The Middleman would save Wendy Watson from anything. Just that day he'd saved her from her pants twice.

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    Given her preference for undead creatures, Wendy would have liked to be zombified instead.

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    It started in the shower; where it stopped, no one could say.

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    He's her dream man. It's making the real life stuff harder.

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    A sniffly Dubbie was nothing to take lightly.

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    Someone pushed the button. Someone missed the signs. Someone gave up. Someone got desperate. Someone got a second chance with a lost love. Someone gave up.

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    So they had a fight and were discombobulated. It seemed like humans were nothing more than different kinds of discombobulated every moment they were alive.

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    She knows he loves his family, but it worries her sometimes how he holds their daughter far away.

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    Ida had come to terms with the epic events of Dubbie's arrival, but by then she had another Wendy Watson to deal with. Sequel to D-Day.

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    His chest hair doesn't just grow in a heart shape.

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    His chest hair doesn't just grow in a heart shape, the obligatory succubus edition.

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    His chest hair doesn't just grow in a heart shape.

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    Sensei Ping's visits never go well.

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    She had to hit him, because all The Middleman was likely to do was call him 'garbage mouth.'

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    2
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