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    North could tell that South wasn’t happy with him right now.

    Of course, North could say that most of the time. It was difficult anymore to come up with a time where he and South had been really in sync about anything. North would tell others they got along until high school but that wasn’t really true. His sister had always chafed against everything in her life and that had included her twin brother.

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    Or: the solution and the solving are separate creatures; without the journey, there is no destination.

    "For their purposes, the Project is done, over with, and taken care of.”

    “Not for my purposes,” the Meta snarls back, louder than Wash has heard him in years. “You got your revenge. I didn’t.”

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    From the Mother of Invention to Iris, home are the empty bases they leave behind, never to be seen again

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    How to tell your friends about your most awkward ex, by Agent Washington, formerly of Project Freelancer, currently of Project Trying to Survive.

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    Washington recalls how he found, and lost the love of his life.

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    Ever since escaping from the Mother of Invention Labs, Church and Tex have finally found somewhere to call home.
    All it takes is an innocent accident, two supernatural beings sought on destruction, and memories from the past to mess things up.

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    This is mainly a MaineWash fic, with a bonus "What if Maine and Wash got Eta and Iota instead of Epsilon and Sigma" added into it along with a cascade ripple effect of what-ifs. How these differences play out and change things, hopefully for the better? Who can say?

    ...Well, I can. Since I'm telling you this story. Hopefully it'll be a happy one, because the original tale was so bittersweet.

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    Maine feels free now.
    The AI's have shut down .
    He has a familiar someone that he's determined to see.

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    “Poor baby,” he crooned, amused and very teasing. Just shy of breathless in the serene space between the two, he stretched taut to brush a lingering kiss over a closed eye.

    “I'm going to take care of you.”

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    Church feels threatened by the fact that Agent Washington may or may not have had a sexual relationship with Agent Maine. In the same manner of things that Tex did to him, Church flings accusations and a very serious conversation takes place. Will they work things out before the Meta comes for their hides?

    Warnings: Politically incorrect jokes written 10 years ago regarding sexuality, liberal use of the F-word, an unhealthy relationship, explosive violence, overused metaphor, redundant writing for comedic effect, and a sexual discussion that's actually pretty clean.

    Part of my Cracked Verse. Takes place after the main fic, "Down Down the Seventeenth Rabbit Hole," as a sequel of sorts.

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    Our past defines us now, but it doesn't define our story. The Ending is what makes it what it is, isn't it?

    Or:

    Wash's multiple decisions on that it doesn't matter right now lead him to the place that was chosen precisely to not let anyone like him come across it.

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    Wash is a rookie. Not as strong or fast or experienced as the rest of them. Uncertain; idealistic; chained by morality in a way that Maine hasn't been in a long, long time.

    But he's tenacious. Reliable. Loyal. Able to understand Maine without words. Gives the giant Freelancer his silence and doesn't judge. He's a good partner. Someone that Maine wouldn't mind calling a friend.

    Someone that, eventually, Maine calls his best friend — and the Meta calls an enemy.

    (Wash and Maine, from the beginning to the end.)

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    Prince David finds a mermaid washed up by the docks.

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    Maine wasn't expecting to wake up in a hospital bed. Neither was he prepared for all the news to hit him at once.

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    This is for luigifan11 on Tumblr for the RvB Secret Santa. They asked for MaineWash, but no angst please. Stuff from their Freelancer days or Maine recovering from being The Meta are👌. Anything from General to Explicit is fine by me.

    There was no beta so all mistakes are all me. I also hope it doesn't seem angsty, I was going for recovery and not angst.

    It was my first time writing the pair so I hope you like it! And it might turn into an ongoing AU because I really ended up enjoying it!

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    Project Freelancer—one of the UNSC's answers to the prohibitive costs of the SPARTAN program and David's last hope of having a military career. And for a little while, life is good. Until it all falls apart and everything he has is taken from him.

    The man who leaves Sidewinder won't be the same one who walked onto the Mother of Invention. But having nothing left to lose means that he has everything to gain. If he's willing to fight for it.

    And if there's one thing the Project taught him, it's to never back down from a fight.

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    None of the Freelancers really keep track of Earth days to really think about holidays outside of their own birthday.

    None, however... except for one Agent Washington, who's gonna make the best Thanksgiving feast this side of the galaxy, if he could just get some daMN CRANBERRY SAUCE GOD DA-

    ~~

    Done for #ruthvsbettymonthly over on the Ruth vs Betty Discord server.

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    There are, Wash has observed, more or less four kinds of sex with Maine, and he's hard-pressed to decide which one is his favorite.

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    Carolina isn't particularly worried about Wash. She has no reason to be when he's in such good hands.

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    Everybody could do with a little self-care. Luckily, Maine will do anything and everything that Wash could ever desire.

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