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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    克鲁利脸上缓缓浮现的那抹坏笑实在是太过心照不宣,似乎在暗示些什么天使还不甚理解的事情。那抹笑让他心慌意乱……是牡蛎。一定是因为牡蛎。
    (或,“亚茨拉斐尔和克鲁利的幕后关系编年史,含有大量的焦虑不安,但更多的是淫秽色情)。

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    Angel Crowley and Demon Azira(fell) meet each other through different periods of time; Noah's Ark, Jesus' Crucifixion, Rome, Kingdom of Wessex, and when Shakespeare created A Midsummer Night's Dream. And, so what if they fall a bit in love down the line, and nearly kiss, and agree to The Agreement?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; noah's not ark, the un-crucifixion, the not-oyster, the none-knight, & the un-shakespearean

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    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

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    Meet Archangel Crowley, Guardian of Eden, and he has just met the Gluttony Demon Azira, Goat of Eden. Did he do the bad thing, and the demon do the good thing?

     

    Episode 1, Season 1: In The Beginning.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... Or, do they? I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square!

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    Crowley felt gentle fingers run over wings, carefully preening his already meticulous down feathers before carding tenderly through his primaries. Azriphale hummed tunelessly behind him, offering comfort as Crowley continued to shudder and twitch uncontrollably.

    “What are we going to do?” he whispered, unable to disguise the overwhelming dread threatening to shatter his carefully constructed self-control.

    “Hush love,” his angel whispered, pressing a light kiss against the back of his neck. “I have you.”

    “He’s looking for me,” Crowley whispered, unable to keep the horror from his voice despite how dearly he wished to spare Azriphale. “I can’t hide from him forever. No one can.”

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    Demon Azirafell and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

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    "Then, basically, I made you sin."

    "Yes, in theory."

    "And you..." the demon took back the papers, reading them carefully. "You 'saved my damned soul from the clutches of darkness'?"

    "Yes... in theory."

    Or, Aziraphale and Crowley finally get married, for which, in theory, a demon has damned an angel's soul, and an angel has saved a demon's soul.
    They both must be promoted, and Heaven and Hell are not happy about it at all.

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall.

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    Sequel to "Instructions Not Included".

    Two months after that whole business with Raphael's staff, Aziraphale and Crowley are about to be dragged back into the politics of Heaven and Hell whether they like it or not. An old enemy resurfaces to cause problems on purpose, they're hired to investigate a highly unusual missing persons case, and Crowley has a very bad day at the office.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale run a supernatural detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses holy water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... And, now his plant shop is up in flames...

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens Demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

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    READ THE TAGS they are there for a reason and note recurrent themes not one-time issues(and don't come here just to be rude)

    Life has calmed down after the not-pocalypse. Demon and Angel are settling into a quiet life above the bookshop and enjoying having no responsibilities outside it.

    Like all good things that calm does not last for long. A child appears, wet and terrified on their doorstep, in desperate need of somewhere to go. Naturally said child is taken in. Crowley has never left children out in the rain and doesn't intend to start now.

    As it turns out, caring for an abused child with complex medical and phycological issues is not quite as easy as nannying, tutoring, or gardening.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... Are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

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    What if… the Thirteenth Doctor was the God of Good Omens?

    (waits)

    I mean. How could I not write it?

    Also there are not enough fics that take God’s POV and motivations into account. Especially when God is as daft as a brush.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have managed to avert the apocalypse, or so they think. Agnes Nutter has more to say on the subject. They must find out how to save the world again from utter destruction, this time with both the Antichrist and the Second Coming Of Jesus by their side.

    Warning: Dark topics are introduced into later chapters

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    人间没有毁灭,但总要有人为此付出代价,而这次克鲁利没有逃避惩罚。

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    After what happened in the events of the failed Armageddon Satan is depressed, God is not answering any calls regarding on what to do now and both angels and demons are still hungry for war, including two certain leaders that are specially bitter after the trials of the traitors that are now completely out of the big picture because the plan is indeed "innefable" and a dead end has been reached.

    What will they do to make things right again? Well of course, a conference. This is the 150th one so far.

    "-The Lord of hell iz not up to being dizzonoured again! If I ask him to make another son he'll squashz me.-" Beelzebub exclaimed while crossing her arms and pouting, the flies ran in circles around both, panicking.

    Gabriel's face scrunched, yet a mischievous smile appeared beneath his smug features.

    "-That bad?-"

    It all started with that iconic smile, that suave way of talking that could tempt any demon into doing the unforgivable. Gabriel was bored and tired, he just wanted to do things right for once but nothing goes the way one wants which is why the plan was so... innefable. It was planned to fail since the very beggining.

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