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    Join Dirk Strider in his room on the Theseus for a peek into.... uh... let's call it his "creative process." There's gay pining, ontological doublethink, an uncomfortable truth about Michelangelo's statue of David, a touch of extremely hypocritical art advice, and a really intense minute there where he gets entirely distracted by the meta-real existence (or lack thereof) of Jake English's left hand. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

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    1/1
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    10
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    24
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    5
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    There's no happy ending for people like us. We exist to be misery lit.

    (Part of the DirkJake Big Bang 2021, with artwork by @mayceart)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    27
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    11
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    338
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    "How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
    The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
    Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
    Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d...

    "Eloisa to Abelard" by Alexander Pope

    The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind AU, or what I'd like to call it: "Mom says it's Dirk's turn to have a brain ghost of the guy he likes but can't seem to communicate with."

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    English
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    9,128
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    11
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    133
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    Candy!June Meets Meat!Dave and emotions ensue.

    Inspired by a fic by Wertiyurae: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26533549/chapters/64675873
    Please check it out. :3

    Title is from "Breathe" From In The Heights

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    English
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    1,121
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    21
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    3
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    209
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    Ты сохранила его тело не просто так, верно? Может быть, это даже не будет концом для него. Концовки всё равно часто переоценивают.

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    Русский
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    30,410
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    3
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    8
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    1
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    77
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    Everything written happens, and at the same time, does not. These two extremes cancel one another out, and thus the only sure thing we know is in this work is John Egbert.

    -

    Alternatively, the aftermath of Meat John's death.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    4
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    67
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you don't know where you are, what's going on or what timeline you're in. All you know is that you're in the dark with your heart in your throat. Pure terror pumps through your veins. Your hand is on a doorknob, ready to give it a twist when someone begins to speak.

    (Something short and sweet.)

    Language:
    English
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    440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    54
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    It was easy to put it off.

    And put it off.

    And put it off.

    Until one day you're sitting with him on your couch, looking at him from a foot and a half away and realizing that your boy would make a fucking bomb ass president. Until the whole thing goes to shit and you're back sitting with him on your couch, looking at him from a foot and a half away and realizing that you've wasted way too much time.

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    1/1
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    7
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    60
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    9
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    322
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    in which that washing machine scene gets its rating bumped up, again

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    3,025
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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1561
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    i kill dirk strider in this one

    Language:
    English
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    7/?
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    22
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    118
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    A wilted Rose escapes her glass coffin.

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    English
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    413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    49
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    (While not a direct sequel to Act I: Ascendance, it still has important information that contributes to my larger narrative.)

    An outsider from beyond canon arrives and introduces several unknown variables onto the planet Deltritus, thus throwing canon off balance and causing chaos.

    A conclusion of sorts to the arc involving my previous stories XX-Beta-12 and the Solomon Project.

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    English
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    9,199
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    125
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    Every timeline of Homestuck that takes place before, during, or after Homestuck and/or the Homestuck Epilogues has a specific way it is supposed to act out. However, it is entirely possible for entities from beyond these timelines to compromise them and change their narratives.

    Post-Meat, John Egbert wakes up.

    Series
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    English
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    17,653
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "So, what’s your plan?” Dirk asks. “Fuck the evil out of me? I’ve gotta admit, this doesn’t seem like your style.”

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    58
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    6
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    618
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    A week after Dirk had left. Jake gets depressed. He can’t see any hope, except for maybe in one thing Dirk left him behind.

    Language:
    English
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    2,194
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    574
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    Dave turns to see a heart-stoppingly familiar silhouette in the doorway, lamplight glinting off his pointed shades.

    “Don’t worry,” Dirk whispers. “I’m not him.” His lips brush against his ear. “I’m worse.”

    Or; Dave's journey to becoming a villain's plaything.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    9
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1132
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    Rose meets up with Dirk to talk about her condition. She gets the meat.

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    3,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    545
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    In a spaceship hurtling to an M-Class planet to do hell knows what, a troll girl falls asleep.


    A Ten* Chapter Prologue for The Homestuck Afterw@rds series.

    This story begins immediately after The Homestuck Epilogues.


    Chapter 10 (20): Writing in Progress: 2% Completion
    Est. Publishing Date: Sometime in the next few months I swear!!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    63,035
    Chapters:
    19/20
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1761
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    !!! huge meat epilogues spoilers, do not read unless you're finished with meat or don't care about spoilers !!!
    after being manipulated then kidnapped by dirk, aradia escapes to find sollux and give him a much needed apology and explanation.

    Language:
    English
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    2,926
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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    72
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    Recanonisation is a tricky process, and as time goes on, you're beginning to realise more than just your life has been dragged out of the shell of obscurity.

    June Egbert. Post-Meat. A lengthy meditation on gender, canonical dissolution, and what it means to be someone well beyond the end of everything.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    133,674
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    4567

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