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    You shouldn't have mentioned anything to your friends.

    You shouldn't have opened that message.

    You shouldn't have opened the door.

    But you did, and now, you're stuck with too big of a responsibility for such a small being.

    And you're regretting it all. Or are you?

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    4/?
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?
    (ALL SPELLING AND GRAMMAR NOW FIXED!)

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    12/?
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    They had done it, the had finished the game, finished, but not exactly won. When John reached out to the doorknob of the white house, the game had decided to mess with them once more and change the destination of the door. Once they stepped through, they all soon find themselves in past Alternia, but that had not been the only issue. The game thoughts that taking away their prize wasn't enough, and decided to switch the Humans' species.

    Warning: Knowing me, this story is going to experience some long ass hiatuses between chapters :b

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    27) You hit rock bottom as soon as you stop digging. 26) Rose would be the first to admit she was skeptical of Jade's efforts to introduce all her friends to each other. 25) Dr. Lalonde recruits for Skaia Labs. 24) In which Dave is fed up with John and Terezi's bullshit. 23) Heat versus humidity. 22) They say the Lady of Luck and the Lady of Death were not always the only gods. 21) Aradia considers idiosyncratic methods of caretaking. 20) Dirk contemplates loneliness.

    19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 14) War is kind. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 10) But why frogs, really?

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    One person ends and another begins, without death.

     

    (100 Drabbles Challenge--Abused)

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    1/1
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    ¿Sabes que? A veces te parecía que eras casi mejor psicólogo que pediatra ...

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    ¡HOMESTUCK PERTENECE A ANDREW HUSSIE! ¡ME PERTENECES!

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    5/?
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    You know what? Sometimes it seemed to you that you were almost a better psychologist than a pediatrician...

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    HOMESTUCK BELONGS TO ANDREW HUSSIE! YOU BELONG TO ME!

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    Chapters:
    5/29
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    3
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    Main focus on John and I can do requests. For UnderTale one shots go to UnderTale Short Stories. This one isn't really about romance, but it has a lot of romantic scenes or something.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    3
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    5
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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

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    Chapters:
    100/100
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    240
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    22
    Hits:
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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

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    12,245
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    8/?
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    129
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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    "The birth of a universe is both instantaneous and infinite. As you sit at the edge, you can see it all."

     

    12 trolls influenced Alternian history, giving their descendants strength to play a game. An Outcast becomes a prophet, a hero becomes an example to the masses, a follower becomes a scribe. Their stories end in death but their choices will allow their descendants' stories to end in victory.

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    8/?
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    10
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    The Ancestors finally get the GroupChat they've always wanted.

    Or should I say, Group Chats, because they have so many.

    Obviously, this is going to go up in flames.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/12
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    636
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    In which we completely ignore the fourth wall to answer your pressing questions about the fanfiction Miracle Child.

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    5/?
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    3
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    It's all gotta end sometime.

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    7/11
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    6
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    39
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    6
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    695
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    ‘Welcome to Alternia: the most magical and spectacular place in the world'.

     

     
    (The reader is a veterinarian who starts working in a very special zoo...)

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    English
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    6,435
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    17
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    46
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    7
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    ‘Bienvenidos a Alternia: el lugar más mágico y espectacular del mundo’.

     

     
    (El lector es un veterinario que comienza a trabajar en un zoológico muy especial ...)

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    Español
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    6,375
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    When Dave is sent on an important delivery, the last thing he expects is the Wolf of the Woods to help him. Little do they both know that they'll lead each other home.

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    20,287
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    9/?
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    43
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    77
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    11
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    844
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    The Signless is leading a revolution in the strangest way - spreading kindness, pacifist philosophy, solid resources, and problem solving through the towns his clade visits. They’ve tackled everything from rehoming slaves to rescuing imprisoned trolls to clearing out daywalker infestations. Fuck knows how many trolls owe them their lives.

    The Psiioniic knows how their story is destined to end. He’s seen the way the military will react to Sign’s visions of peace, even if Sign hasn’t. And, with the help of Death herself, he’s exploiting universe loopholes to avoid destiny. The only problem is that he’s willing to do anything to protect his family, including betraying them to hell and back.

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    112
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    195
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    34
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    635,159
    Chapters:
    44/44
    Comments:
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    But the trolls did not account for failure, did not account for the black-bloods to fight back, and certainly did not account for what followed. Who could have known how much strength was in a black-blood? After all, they had only been around for a few sweeps.
    It was an absolute slaughter.
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    Slaves under a typical black-blood master, forced to breed and work the fields, the trolls find new ways of living they never thought possible. Their children, however, have a different plan.

    Language:
    English
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    64,258
    Chapters:
    25/30
    Comments:
    175
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    303
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3290

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