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    In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

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    10/?
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    MSPA Reader is now living (against their will) with Doc Scratch. The first day after finishing the blasted webcomic he insisted they read, a change in routine abruptly kickstarts the day.

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    4/?
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    This is a story of how I came to meet the people of homestuck and how they came to know me. My best friend/moirail has know them for quite some time for she works for the Condese. Turns out she's a highblood, above Eridan but below Feferi yet she is a landweller. I didn't know about them and they didn't know about me until one day...

    They help me adjust to their world, even fixing up a room and training me to fight because it turns out I have my own story that I know nothing about. I'm different from all of them for I'm a different species.

    Then, Her Imperious Condescension decides to experiment on me. Making me more of an abomination then what I already was.

    This is my first time doing fanfiction so please be nice.

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    19/25
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    10
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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    28/28
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    The life and suffering, and love, of Equius Zahhak.

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    1/?
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    1
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    Eridan Ampora is not the most well-liked troll out of the twelve, his attitude, choices, and personality in the series weren't very favorable but I found him alright and a lot of other fans did as well. March Eridan was also popular for the character of course.

    How I got into his body after his first pupation molt is something I will probably never know, but living the life of Eridan Ampora is not all fine and dandy despite his high caste blood. Troll society and culture is very different compared to my old human one, I can't really remember it and my own old life so I guess I really am Eridan Ampora now huh?

    If I was going to live as Eridan then I was going to live it my way, so say goodbye to Canon Eridan attitude and hello new world of choices and opinions! For one thing for sure, I wasn't going to fuss over the romances and do my own thing. Canon timeline be damned! Canon timeline be damned indeed... If only it were that easy...

    But who knew the change of attitude of one character like Eridan could change so much? And yet, change so little? And apparently... He wasn't the only Ampora to change...

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    19/?
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    61
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    Она никогда не любила Альтернию и поэтому стремится заканчивать свои вынужденные визиты домой как можно скорее.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    They won the game, but it was only the beginning. Something went wrong (or maybe it was planned all along). Now six gods are stuck on Earth, memories of the battles and deaths still fresh in their mind as they try to find some way back. None of their friends seem to remember, and as old enemies reappear, the goal of leaving this new game grows further and further out of reach.

    Unknown to our band of heroes, The Alternate Game isn't leaving them entirely alone.

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    14,694
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    17
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    40
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    10
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    While exploring the tidal pools one day, Tavros Nitram finds a beautiful seashell necklace.
    Later that night, he sees a mysterious creature disappear beneath the water of a hidden sea cave.
    Intent on discovering the identity of the creature, Tavros and his friends go begin an investigation of the town's local folk tales to find any hints that may lead to an answer.

    ~~~

    While swimming around one day, Gamzee Makara loses his beautiful seashell necklace.
    Later that night, while searching for it, he narrowly escapes being spotted by a human.
    The next day, he discovers that a human has his necklace.

    (Updates every two weeks on Friday!)

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    35/?
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    95
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    1947
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    -- To be given a bequeathed name is to be given face to the masses of the empire. Regardless of being acknowledged by the Imperial seat, such named individuals shadow themselves on the Imperial populations conscious. For good or ill this has remained true, past the death of Alternia and into the void. I cannot tell if it is our doom or our greatest challenge that xenos creatures now carry such names. --

    -- Annalist Tarsus of the IV Galopoli's Wrath

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    30/33
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    Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

    Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

    Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

    What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    27
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    44
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    4
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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    11,149
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    41
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    143
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    11
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    You shouldn't have mentioned anything to your friends.

    You shouldn't have opened that message.

    You shouldn't have opened the door.

    But you did, and now, you're stuck with too big of a responsibility for such a small being.

    And you're regretting it all. Or are you?

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    4/?
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    12
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    69
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    12
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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    70,681
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    62/160
    Comments:
    27
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    74
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?
    (ALL SPELLING AND GRAMMAR NOW FIXED!)

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    29,177
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    83
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    119
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    6
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    1715
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    They had done it, the had finished the game, finished, but not exactly won. When John reached out to the doorknob of the white house, the game had decided to mess with them once more and change the destination of the door. Once they stepped through, they all soon find themselves in past Alternia, but that had not been the only issue. The game thoughts that taking away their prize wasn't enough, and decided to switch the Humans' species.

    Warning: Knowing me, this story is going to experience some long ass hiatuses between chapters :b

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    8,183
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    32
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    2
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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    27) You hit rock bottom as soon as you stop digging. 26) Rose would be the first to admit she was skeptical of Jade's efforts to introduce all her friends to each other. 25) Dr. Lalonde recruits for Skaia Labs. 24) In which Dave is fed up with John and Terezi's bullshit. 23) Heat versus humidity. 22) They say the Lady of Luck and the Lady of Death were not always the only gods. 21) Aradia considers idiosyncratic methods of caretaking. 20) Dirk contemplates loneliness.

    19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 14) War is kind. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 10) But why frogs, really?

    [Full contents inside]

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    One person ends and another begins, without death.

     

    (100 Drabbles Challenge--Abused)

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    1/1
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    ¿Sabes que? A veces te parecía que eras casi mejor psicólogo que pediatra ...

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    ¡HOMESTUCK PERTENECE A ANDREW HUSSIE! ¡ME PERTENECES!

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    8,014
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    You know what? Sometimes it seemed to you that you were almost a better psychologist than a pediatrician...

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    HOMESTUCK BELONGS TO ANDREW HUSSIE! YOU BELONG TO ME!

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    English
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    8,095
    Chapters:
    5/29
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    287

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