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    After a year looking for answers, you decide to give up on searching for how to get your sister back, that's when you accidentally end up dissapearing, just like her.

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    Dualscar growls low in his chest, letting go of the toy and pulling his hand out of the water as he shifts to put himself fully between you and the tub. "Megido—"

    "No weapons." You raise your hands, showing him the proof of that.

    "Howv about your eyes?"

    Oh. You suppose you forget that those powers grew so strong during your time with her; you blink and feel psionics crackle behind your eyelids. "...damn."

    The Handmaid goes to check up on Dualscar and finds him busy with a bit more than she expected.

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    Crash-landed on an alien planet where it seems everything is toxic to humans, John Egbert must find a way to adapt and survive. He will soon find out that though his ship appears to be devoid of all human lifeforms, he is very much not alone.

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    Somewhere before the end but after the beginning, the Handmaid of Lord English learns an unexpected lesson from the second, third, and fourth most important people in her life.

    Somewhere before the greatest trial of her career, the Neophyte Redglare learns that there are more things in heaven and Alternia, and gets the tiniest glimpse of what maybe could have been.

    Somewhere after surviving the end of his life, the Helmsman of the Battleship Condescension is reminded, by two people who are drenched in death, why he loved being alive.

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    The Handmaid (alive, unfortunately) and Mindfang (close to death) have a conversation.

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    While exploring the tidal pools one day, Tavros Nitram finds a beautiful seashell necklace.
    Later that night, he sees a mysterious creature disappear beneath the water of a hidden sea cave.
    Intent on discovering the identity of the creature, Tavros and his friends go begin an investigation of the town's local folk tales to find any hints that may lead to an answer.

    ~~~

    While swimming around one day, Gamzee Makara loses his beautiful seashell necklace.
    Later that night, while searching for it, he narrowly escapes being spotted by a human.
    The next day, he discovers that a human has his necklace.

    (Temporary Hiatus- Planned Return: November 2020)

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

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    Prince David is dead, and Princess Rosaria finally answers Skaia’s call.

    The sacred geometry hums under her feet, and the crowpeople shriek at her. She prefers the latter’s song.

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    The sweep is 6094 and the Alternian Empire is the universe's dominating power. The Galatic Empress, Her Imperial Condesce, is on a mission and no species will get in her way. She's eradicated numerous species, planets, and even galaxies. Who'd dare revel against a power so large, especially when even saying the word "rebellion" is an act of treason? Well, Aradia Megido and her ragtag crew of lowbloods are, but how about we keep that on the down-low for now.

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    The Empress of the Alternian Empire has extended an invitation to Earth, and humanity is going to answer it. You, a former space captain and current freelance photographer, have somehow been persuaded to come along on a journey to Alternia with "Earth's finest". The rest of your crew is going to deal with the peace talks and negotiations by themselves; you are very tired of being in the spotlight, and the last time you were in charge ended in catastrophe. As the crew's photographer, your job is supposed to be documentation from the sidelines. That's it.

    The only problem is that trouble in the form of annoying trolls won't leave you alone. A fiery temper and an ingrained sense of curiosity isn't helping your case, either.

    [Rewrite of Foreign Dignitaries]

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    "Karkat, do you want to live?"

    Already he's opening his mouth, and you can see the torrent of verbal fuckery he's about to unleash on you -- so you preemptively lay a finger against his lips. You try not to notice that it's slightly moist, most likely because he keeps licking them when he's nervous, or that you can feel the teeth marks made when he chews on the bottom one. He's made up of so many little things.

    "I can keep you alive," you say quietly.

    ====

    The story of one mutantblood and his hivemate, caught dead-center in the third -- and possibly final -- rebellion.

    4/18/2020: Start of Act 3.

    5/5/2020: Semi-hiatus. Sorry.

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    Five youths learn of their destiny: to climb a mountainous tower fraught with peril, with the promise of unimaginable reward at its summit. But they will meet opposition from all sides, including from within…

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    Written as a prompt fill for HSCCS Quarantine Promptfest 2020. If it's before May 1st 2020, you still have time to enter yourself! Go, go, go!

    Glass was as immaterial to such an ancient spirit as it looked to the untrained eye. The window was not the slightest form of impediment, and she slipped through like dust motes in air conditioning. A billowing robe slid through with just the same amount of ease, and the umbral figure made herself known to the sleeper with a dreary smile.

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    They won the game, but it was only the beginning. Something went wrong (or maybe it was planned all along). Now six gods are stuck on Earth, memories of the battles and deaths still fresh in their mind as they try to find some way back. None of their friends seem to remember, and as old enemies reappear, the goal of leaving this new game grows further and further out of reach.

    Unknown to our band of heroes, The Alternate Game isn't leaving them entirely alone.

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    10/?
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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    The world has ended due to an all too familiar game, and Summoner has seen it happen far too many times. Confronted by Handmaid, the two of them begin to discuss and attempt to handle the catastrophes they've set up and that are looming on the horizon.

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    This is where i'm gonna post my writing for the HS11th prompts!! You can find event details here: https://twitter.com/hsartkind/status/1234651950945374208

    I'm probably not gonna do all of em but ill post whatever I do! These are all gonna be one offs, but if you want me to continue any of them feel free to let me know!!

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    Eridan Ampora is not the most well-liked troll out of the twelve, his attitude, choices, and personality in the series weren't very favorable but I found him alright and a lot of other fans did as well. March Eridan was also popular for the character of course.

    How I got into his body after his first pupation molt is something I will probably never know, but living the life of Eridan Ampora is not all fine and dandy despite his high caste blood. Troll society and culture is very different compared to my old human one, I can't really remember it and my own old life so I guess I really am Eridan Ampora now huh?

    If I was going to live as Eridan then I was going to live it my way, so say goodbye to Canon Eridan attitude and hello new world of choices and opinions! For one thing for sure, I wasn't going to fuss over the romances and do my own thing. Canon timeline be damned! Canon timeline be damned indeed... If only it were that easy...

    But who knew the change of attitude of one character like Eridan could change so much? And yet, change so little? And apparently... He wasn't the only Ampora to change...

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    Hiruma stumbles upon a scared and homeless little girl.

    Damara has a PTSD triggered panic attack in an alleyway.

    A devil and a witch meet, and it leads to some rather unexpected results.

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    Hiruma really has a heart, and a humanized and deaged Handmaid gains a big brother and the support she needs.

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    1/?
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