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    Timelines are supposed to become doomed when a loop can't be closed properly. They can't feed into themselves, so they die and are eventually consumed by the horrorterrors. Davesprite can't let that happen again.

    So when the timeline becomes doomed due to his actions, he undertakes the responsibility to find a way to close the loop and get back on track, with a little help from the Maid of Time.

    John Egbert is unsure of his(?) entire identity. Vriska had given him some girl clothes to use for a prank against someone else (at least, he thinks), so why does he like wearing them so much?

    Tavros needs to be brave for once. With help from a mysterious human named "June" that had contacted him, as well as help from a romance-obsessed catgirl, he finally feels confident to stand up to Vriska when he couldn't before.

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    English
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    25,374
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1463
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,412
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Hits:
    116
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    Rara Avis
    (A rare or unique person)

    Or, in which the Grand Archivist acquires a seadweller

    Language:
    English
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    19,632
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    5
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    106
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    The Handmaid has had compassion extended to her by the rebels, and that has changed her. She's changed quite a lot, and she credits the Signless and his friends for it - and she's caught some rather strong feelings, too. She can't bring herself to say any of it in person, so she instead tries to do so over text.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,037
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    54
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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,620
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    237
    Kudos:
    305
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    5130
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    This is an Homestuck AU in which The Handmaid's meteor arrived much earlier than in the original timeline, so that post-scratch Damara grew up on Alternia and met her former "friends".
    Buckle up because this is going to be a multichapter work

     

    And yes I ship Damara and Meenah, sue me

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    353
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    7
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    25,592
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    299
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    SGRUB didn't work when Karkat was six sweeps. But now that he and his friends are older, they revisit it for a final attempt at a group gaming session before they have to leave the planet. Or at least, that's the plan.

    Instead, Karkat gets a knock on the door that will change his future forever from the absolute last person he might expect.

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    The Handmaid has spent her life enforcing Lord English's desires and Doc Scratch's desires. She's had no choice in the matter, but a doomed timeline and a bit of research offer her a tantalizing opportunity. She can't improve things for herself, but she can make a better life for a group of doomed young trolls and their ancestors.

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    English
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    3,056
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    82
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    In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,400
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    259
    Kudos:
    442
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    8402
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,807
    Chapters:
    39/39
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    862
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    Two women, doomed to die, fall in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,124
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    18
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    “This timeline is disconnected from causality,” the Handmaid says, twirling one of her knitting needles, “and even you have to know it’s going to collapse. Implode under its own weight.”

    When the First Guardian of the Locked Timeline meets her gaze without flinching, in the undefined dark outside of existence their eyes gleam green: a vivid, absolute green, utterly synthetic in its saturation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    124
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    Five ways a revolution starts, and one way it ends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    632
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    69
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    Her skin is bloodied, that ugly color of rust, but the Condesce didn't care for it now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    35
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
    OR
    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    145,191
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    6693
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    In with the ancestors are not any of the descendants but was mixed with them. A session without Doc Scratch interference or creation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    628
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    49
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    in the afterlife, a disgruntled Rufioh finds himself face to face with the one woman responsible for all of his suffering.
    Her Imperious Condescension has finally died.
    and she is left in the hands of everyone who she has ever wronged to deal with her next fate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,416
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    114
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    Damara Megido, demigoddess of Alternia, is sent by Doc Scratch to do his bidding on the planet once again. Embroiled in rebellion, the Condesce laments her inability to locate her former doctor, who holds the secret to ending the death and destruction that has been ravaging the planet under the rule of the cruel Empress. Damara will soon come face to face with him, and she will learn the truth about everything, even that which her guardian had kept hidden from her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    70
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    Earth C AU? Earth C AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,042
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    45
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    You were a witch after all, corrupting nature and its rivers to feed not the vast ocean but a very gluttonous Death. You just wish to have a say in your own wrongdoings or maybe be surprised by the sentences and consequences.
    You simply got close to the bush where the disturbance came from and duck beside it. Setting aside the top leaves you found yourself a pair of rounds expecting eyes. Ok, so you actually found him.
    The Seer.

     

     

     
    Or in which a tired Handmaid has something to ask to a lost Signless

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,096
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    57

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