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    A mistake at the Commission sends Five into the Vietnam War on assignment, where he runs into Klaus. Armed with a briefcase that the Commission can’t connect to him and just enough foreknowledge to give him an edge, Five travels to 2019 along with Klaus’ partner Dave to work with his siblings on preventing the end of the world.

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    In which Five jumps his family three months into the Apocalypse. Trapped in the place of his nightmares, he has to find a way to fix his mistake and endure the family bonding that ensues.

    This is surely hell.

    (Strikhedonia: The pleasure of being able to say "to hell with it!")

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    25/?
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    The Handler has the power to make unbreakable pacts, and wasn’t killed by Hazel.

    When she finds Five in the new timeline, he offers her a deal: she’ll become a powerless human for the next five years, and if by the end of it The Handler still doesn’t want to join them, Five will have to join the Commission for real instead of killing himself the day he finally gives up on the Apocalypse.

    Because she’s intrigued, confident she will never join the losing side, really wants Five to stop meddling with the timeline and also, the Apocalypse will always happen, The Handler accepts the pact. A few conditions, though: they can’t hurt her, she can’t hurt or plot against them, but she gets to annoy the hell out of Five by spending the five first months among them at the residence.

    The problem is, there’s no way The Handler can handle any of these lunatics for that long. And especially not the ridiculous Hargreeves Number Four.

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    7/16
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    55
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    8
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    757
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    Five doesn't know what to do with the fact that he walked into the house his target was staying at, shot him and turned around, only to hear something from one of the rooms.

    Five doesn't know what to do with the fact that he opened the door to the room, only to find his 17-year-old medium brother laying beat up on the floor.

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    13/?
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    Thirteen-year-old Five’s reappearance sixteen years after he ran out the front door may just be what the Hargreeves need to come back together as a family (and inadvertently stop the apocalypse). But the Commission has big plans, and more than a few tricks up their sleeves.
    Five just wants to figure out his equation and get home, but for some reason, his siblings won’t leave him alone.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    444
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    91
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    Luther lands an uppercut to the jaw, sending the soldier flying, and Diego’s moving before he even lands. His grip on Klaus tightens and his mouth opens to say something, anything, to pull him back to the safety of the car they crouch behind, but Klaus beats him to the punch. He leans forward to better watch the action, to cheer his brother on (or clean up his remains, depending on how this goes), and stops cold as the soldier pushes himself to his feet again.

    Klaus' first thought is that he’s beautiful. Klaus’ second thought is that he knows him.

    The threat of danger is sensed and signals fire to tell the brain, no, not yet! We weren’t meant for this! He can’t take it now! The body reacts to stop him, but Klaus steps forward anyway. He ignores every impulse because he knows him, because love makes him stupid, because he has to.

    Klaus takes another step forward.

    ‘Dave?’

    ‘Who the hell is Dave?’

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    1/?
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    3
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    33
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    11
    Hits:
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    The Hargreaves siblings are SCPs being contained and observed. These are mostly interviews with their designated scientists or short stories pertaining to their world.

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    6/?
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    6
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    The trials and tribulations of being a teleporting temporal assassin who just can't seem to escape the horror that is puberty.

    (Aka: Five is trans, and things go simultaneously better and worse than anticipated.)
    (Aaka: An excuse to project all of my problems onto Five.)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    18
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    205
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1244
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    What if Five couldn't control his jumps to the future from the time he was little? How would the story changed if Five knew more about time travel before he permanently left for the future?
    A quick story for those who need their Five and Vanya fix before season 2.

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    1/2
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    3
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    Could Dolores save her husband's ass once again?

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    1/?
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    1
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    Chapters:
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    1
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    Instead of waiting 28 years, the Handler plucks a 15-year-old boy from the rubble of the Apocalypse and trains him to be a killer. So Five knows. He knows what it's like to live through hell, to be broken down and made back up again, to be stripped of everything. He understands and he can relate to the torture Reginald Hargreeves put his siblings through after he disappears, even if they claim he never could.

    He knows because he had it worse.

    Because before he worked alone, there was Dolores. Because before he was the best, they were the best. Because before it was just Five, they were the Four Horseman.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    873
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    Dave volunteers at a homeless shelter to come to terms with the things he's seen and done while soldiering in Afghanistan. He meets Klaus, equally lost, and they're drawn to each other.

    Torn between burning bright and fading out, they try to save each other.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
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    Vanya and Klaus are taken by a power seeking organization known as The Commission.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    667
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    Post-Apocalypse fic.
    -
    Five has never been one to ask for help.
    Too bad, he’s getting some anyways.
    aka
    in which i’m bad at writing summaries, but check this story out please xx

    Language:
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    8,978
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    31
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    126
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1409
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    The Umbrella Academy one-shots. First time posting here, so if it's a little bit oddly formated, my apologies.
    Requests are open.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    327
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    “Five, sweet little Five” Klaus says, from where he’s sitting cross-legged on the floor, next to one of the living room’s couches, instead of sitting on it like a normal person. “We love you but what the fuck”

    Five growls, like he’s a dog or something. “It should correct itself”

    Language:
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    33,140
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    357
    Kudos:
    1249
    Bookmarks:
    213
    Hits:
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    “Klaus, look at me.” He said, a gentle order. Klaus did so, his eyes seemed to be unfocused and glassy so Diego made sure he was really paying attention before asking the question again
    “What did David settle as?” He asked. Klaus sighed dreamily and stroked along Diego’s face
    “He was a snake. A Black Mamba. David settled as a Black Mamba the night you left me.” He said softly.

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    Words:
    14,173
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1940
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    Five spent about forty years wandering through a post-apocalyptic world. This is a collection of stories about his experiences.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,167
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    166
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    Five gets the future he asked for, his home is intact and his siblings are all alive.

    That doesn't mean they're okay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,610
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    447

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