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    “骂人,吃东西,咬指甲或者接吻,我的嘴总得忙活点什么吧?”

    怪癖警告。

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    Gunnar's never been one to complain, but outsourcing for a translator? Then he meets their new coworker. Belle's angry and fresh from prison, and what is it about her that makes Crankenstein want to play? The last thing Barney needs is the team compromised, but the past seems determined to free the skeletons from their closets and none of them are ready for that, especially Gunnar.

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    English
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    9/?
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    1
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    “I wonder when you’re going to tell me what you really do for living,” Barney gave his niece an assessing look.
    “Pretty sure all gallery owners don’t have the scars you’ve got.”

    “Likewise,” Buffy tossed back. “Although, I got a pretty good idea about what you do.”

    “You do?”

    “Uh huh.”

     

    (Or the one where Barney Ross was Joyce's estranged brother.)

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    4/?
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    4
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    Things weren’t smooth at all in the beginning, and not just because they all had no idea what they were doing or how to actually take care of the animals. Learning how to live with each other is a challenge in itself. They’re a hodgepodge of skillsets, but between them there is enough knowledge to get the park into shape. But it's not all sunshine and glossy magazine-style landscapes, and keeping the animals safe from the greed of the black market is more difficult than Barney ever anticipated.

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    English
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    2/4
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    11
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    28
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    6
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    350
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    Gunnar has a crush. Doc notices.

    Written for challenge 457 - "bouquet" at slashthedrabble.

    Language:
    English
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    200
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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    He puts the 'crank' in Crankenstein.

    Written for challenge 006 - "scratch" at gen_drabble.

    Series
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    English
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    100
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    1/1
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    2
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    "I'd like you to meet the team."

    Written for challenge 001 - "beginning" at gen_drabble.

    Series
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    English
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    100
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    60
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    Gay psychopaths get really emotional AU !

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    7
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    5
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    2
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    30
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    1
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    A woman from Lee’s past comes back into his life.

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    English
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    1
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    Jason Statham

    One-Shots
    Scenarios
    Imagines
    Movies
    In person
    You name it!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,666
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1119
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    Cuando han pasado tanto tiempo juntos, y vivido de todo, entre Chrismas y Ross, quedan muy pocos entretenimientos, las apuestas forman parte de uno que aún no les termina por aburrir. Aunque a veces las consecuencias no les resulten cómo planearon.

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    Español
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    1/1
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    2
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    This is basically my spin on "The Expendables" movies. The team is made up of a face cast of the following: John Cusack, Ewan McGregor, Gerard Butler, Nicholas Cage, Jeffrey Donovan, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and Johnny Depp. The bad guy's face cast is Eddie Izzard and Javier Bardem. The parents face cast is Bruce Campbell and Jamie Leigh Curtis with her brother being face cast as James Marsters. For most of the actors named I picture them in some of their earlier roles since most of them are currently in their 40's, 50' and/ 60's the exception being the parents and Eddie Izzard. I've taken liberties with the city of Atlanta and the metro area from my time there.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    23/23
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    1
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    Gunner Jensen left college and followed a dancer, when she falls pregnant what will gunner do?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,535
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    2
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    Lee Christmas trusts Barney Ross with his life. It's the rest of it he has trouble with, these days.

    Or: post-Expendables 3, Lee has trouble dealing with how easy it apparently was for Barney to toss the team (mostly him) aside. Nobody at all is happy about this.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
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    159
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    敢死队成员Gunnar在自家门口捡了叫做Danny的狼犬男孩。故事背景是《敢死队》和《狼犬丹尼》的融合,Danny是李连杰在《狼犬丹尼》里面的角色。
    算是拉郎配?老枪陪丹尼成长,没有爱情描写。
    一篇温馨合家欢的文,包括会做饭和哄孩子的温柔大块头老枪,以及他又蠢又有爱的敢死队家庭。
    是好多年前写的了,旧文存档。

    Language:
    中文
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    21,110
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    190
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    Some kinda serious sexy stories between the goddess Nina and sometimes!her blonde haired blue eyed babies.
    As per usual with my other work, it’s a mix of hornyness and fluff <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,198
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    624
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    Maybe it was bound to happen.

    Language:
    English
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    2,423
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    62
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    7
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    984
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    Still ... it is Thanksgiving, and maybe inviting Gunnar over will end any tension between them. Maybe it will start an orgy. Who knows? Either way, someone's going to have to eat that turkey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    559
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    142

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