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    Magic, witches, prophecies, revenge. Demons, angels. Chases, escapes, true love. Miracles!

    Warlock Dowling hasn’t seen his nanny since he turned eleven. But suddenly, when he’s stuck in bed with the flu, she shows up out of nowhere and wants to read him a book. A book about rescues and betrayals and secret plots… and an angel and a demon who bear a striking resemblance to some people he already knows.

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    Sundays the two entities went to check on young Warlock, often taking a walk in the park afterwards.

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    6/7

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    A young man escapes into the night, guided only by visions he doesn't understand and the wisdom imparted to him long ago by a kindly gardener and a goth nanny.

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    Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis retire at the same time, without any warning or anything. Warlock doesn’t need a nanny anymore and it doesn’t matter who the gardener is, but . . .

    But they retire without any warning, and they don’t even say goodbye.

    Not to him, at least.

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    Maybe it was because Angelic and Demonic energy was a little like radioactivity. Stand around it long enough and you get a bit glowey around the edges. Maybe it was because that's just how they expected the world to work. Cars avoided accidents, were sentient, liked to argue with you about your life choices via the vocal range of Freddie Mercury, and little boys who you believed would bring about the end of days were a tad magical.

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    Warlock has a secret, and it's that he invited three former staff members from his estranged parents' household to his wedding in the hopes that one of them is the one Nanny is still in love with.

    Crowley is just wondering what entity he pissed off to make three of his old flames show up the day before his adopted kid's wedding.

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    Crowley's peaceful evening, waiting for Aziraphale to come back with the Christmas shopping, is disturbed by a knock at the door and an unexpected reunion.

    Eight years after the world didn't end, there can still be new beginnings.

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    Warlock Dowling was not having a good day.

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    Warlock has been queer—as in odd—their whole life. Turns out they’re queer—as in Queer—too. It just took a little longer to get there.

    A glance into moments of Warlock’s life as they grow up, find themselves, and find their family again.

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    When Hastur doesn't find the Antichrist at Megiddo, he instead kidnaps the sole survivor, Warlock Dowling—witness and ward of the traitor, Crowley. But when the trials commence, one key piece of evidence is forgotten.

    Crowley and Aziraphale escape the clutches of their Head Offices, and Warlock is left, abandoned and unnoticed in the Pits of Hell. But the Dark Council isn't finished balancing the books after the apocalypse-gone-wrong.

    --

    TL;DR Three years pass before Crowley realizes his baby is missing, and he, Aziraphale, and Warlock all suffer a lot. But there will be fluff and comfort eventually~

    Contains chapter-by-chapter content warnings in addition to the general tag warnings.

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    Warlock is 4, and like all other kids his age, despises bedtime. When trying to find his Nanny to get a drink of water, he instead finds his parents talking about stuff he hadn't heard of before.

    -For the Prompt: "You Shouldn't Be Here"-

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    "Oh don't just laugh at me!”

    Crowley does not stop laughing, Crowley is actively sinking to the ground getting mud in their skirts with the force in which they are laughing at Aziraphale.

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    Drabble collection using the Good Omens Celebration themed prompts from tumblr. Any warnings will be posted in chapter notes.

    Day 13: Crowley isn't lucky enough for the kind of risks he runs

    Day 14: a drabble that starts, as it will end, with a garden. And an apple

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    Warlock Dowling returns to London after graduating.

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    Crowley didn’t get summoned often, but every couple of years there was that familiar pain of a soul nearby, so desperate as to wish for help from a demon. And, well. If Crowley didn’t take those calls, who would?

    Warlock summons a demon and guess who it is.

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    Crowley didn’t get summoned often, but every couple of years there was that familiar pain of a soul nearby, so desperate as to wish for help from a demon. And, well. If Crowley didn’t take those calls, who would?

    Warlock summons a demon and guess who it is.

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    It's been five years since the Apocalypse that wasn't an Apocalypse at all. Crowley and Aziraphale are taking things slow and settling into their new routine. No need to shake things up at all. They've got all the time in the world now, after all.

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    It's been five years since the best eleventh birthday ever. Warlock Dowling is about to have the worst and most interesting sixteenth birthday ever.

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    What happened next?
    Well, the not-antichrist desperately needs their godparents
    Tadfield needs protecting
    The Them want to plant a vegetable garden
    And Heaven and Hell are planning something

    So business as usual really

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    "Didn’t think you’d cut up stiff about it. Mean to say, books are more your thing. Thought you would like to.”
    ...
    Well, when you put it that way … hmm…” Brother Francis tilted his head in consideration. “Yes. I do believe that I know just the thing.”

    Nanny Ashtoreth asks Brother Francis for a little help in one area of young Warlock's education.

    A soft, fluffy fic about sharing books and finding a family.

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    It's the 14th century (ugh) and in the middle of tending to those suffering and dying of the plague Aziraphale finds himself questioning why. Why so many children? Why are the tragedies always so big? Crowley knows how dangerous questions can be and Aziraphale all too quickly finds out.

    But now there's nothing at all holding Aziraphale back from his feelings. No opposed sides or plausible deniability to be maintainned. And Aziraphale is a being who does not indulge himself by halves. It may take Crowley a little while to come around to the fact that his angel had to Fall to cross the divide between them but at least they have all the time in the world to work out what that means for them. Until the birth of the antichrist, at least.

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