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The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative by Madam_Melon_Meow, sarcasticcelery
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Mar 2024
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Three years ago, on John Egbert's birthday, the world ended. Three years ago, Jade Harley and Vriska Serket vanished alongside billions of others. Three years ago, the apocalypse arrived, transforming everything and revealing much that was hidden to those who remained.
Three years ago, the meteors (mostly!) missed Houston, and that's where John's headed today. In Houston, Rose Lalonde searches for washed-up traces of magic, warily overseen by Kanaya and her old friend Dave. In Texas, the newly dubbed "alternatives" maintain a newfound alliance with the humans they saved--and a wary truce with the Hunter forces that once kept all these creatures of fable and fairytale a secret from the world of man.
And here, in Houston, the world is about to change once again.
An urban fantasy monsterstuck AU featuring the beta kids, beta trolls, and their guardians. Updates every other Saturday!
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- Part 1 of Monsterstuck: Suburban Catastrophe
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When a young and parentless boy gets adopted into a troll friend group, he unknowingly starts a rivalry between himself and the short, shouty leader of the group. Completely unaware that this is the beginning of the end of his normal, totally cool, and completely trauma-free teenage life.
A Davekat Lilo and Stitch au
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Your name is Amanda Winston and you are a massive fucking middle finger to every single rule set by Paradox Space: You use fighter jets as your Strife Specibus, You are the winner of a dead sburb session but worst of all, you want a happy ending for everyone involved in this dust-forsaken story known as Homestuck. Normally, your wild shenanigans should've promptly resulted in you and everyone around you being banished into a Doomed Timeline all while the Alpha timeline continues as it does. But here's the catch: you are still here, you are Lord English's number one nemesis, and you are more than willing to break this cruel reality into microscopic pieces and tear the narrative inside out to accomplish your goals.
Canon be damned, everybody's gonna get out of this cursed game alive and happy, you'll make sure of that.
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- Part 1 of >Amanda: Break Sburb Series
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In what is now precious few hours, the drones will arrive to deliver you onto the doorstep of your genetic progenitor, where either you will kill your remaining genetic opposition and live to oversee the entire alternian empire; or you will die- a fate that is not tenable.
As the barren plane of ocean floor lightens outside the thick sheet of ply-glass designed to take the pressure, long shadows etch the walls in darkness, and shifting longer still... In the dense wateric gravity, the fabric of your clothes catches as you pace. There's nothing else to do.
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Jane Crocker, translocated into alternian society, fuschia heiress at the heart of the empire- inheritance day.
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Maybe you kill him.
Maybe your love transcends time.- Language:
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Rakuraizer: Grand Revival by Frocto
Fandoms: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, King of Fighters, Unbelievable Gwenpool, Gravity Falls, Homestuck, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, 超重神グラヴィオン | Gravion (Anime), WarioWare, 碧蓝航线 | Azur Lane (Video Game), Metroid Series, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Rockman | Mega Man - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, GaoGaiGar, Dragon Ball, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
08 Mar 2024
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A Japanese academy teacher teams up with Sunset Shimmer to stop an alien invasion of Earth. All art by Reiduran!
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Your name is Meenah Peixes and you are currently listening to your social worker drone on about anger management,
God you HATE her.
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- English
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- 462
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Eridan Ampora and Feferi Peixes have grown up isolated and alone in their kingdom of Alternia, and only one of them knows why. When the secret comes out at their coronation, Feferi flees into the nearby mountains and it’s up to Eridan, with the help of Sollux, to bring her back.
Or, as the title implies, Frozen!! But with Homestuck.
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TFW Earth gets conquered by aliens and you try to get out of slave labor in the mines and accidentally end up doing porn for your new Overlord with the hottest guy you’ve ever seen.
Better hope you aren’t roommates, too.
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Jade decides to stand up to The Condesce by herself.
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- English
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- 685
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I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for sweeps by LookingForDroids for disworl
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Feb 2024
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It probably makes a difference that your Helmsman wants to die.
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While only a few sweeps out of Alternian Naval Academy, Eridan Ampora was lucky enough to command a small patrol fleet on the very edge of Imperial territory. After months of following his orders to the best of his ability, the young captain has a chance to prove himself worthy of more than protecting the Empire's smallest colonies.
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June Egbert feels stuck in a dead timeline, full of regret for not having transitioned earlier. Her retcon abilities offer her an enticing option: to go back and change everything.
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- Part 1 of Early June
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In which a group of young trolls —including a heiress to the empire, her vacillating moirail with a shady heritage, two fleeing psionics, a cribbled bronze blood, an edgy green blood rebel, a STRONG indigo blood with conflicting allegiances, and a number of red shirts— flee the empire and start a rebellion. Along the way they deal with all sorts of hijinks and multiple threats to their lives, most prominently a violet blooded admiral hoping to earn favour by capturing the escaping heiress.
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“You know, if I were someone else I’d be somewhat suspicious about how much information you seem to have on every person you meet or stumble across,” you mention to Sollux, sitting in the cockpit beside him. “Then again, if I were someone else I would have probably hid your warning about not associating with you and I’d be short one pilot, one apiary expert, one warp core engineer, and one excellent wing-man, so I’d try not to see a horse gift on the mouth.”
Dave Strider wants to protect his soulmate, Karkat Vantas, the guy he's been seeing in his dreams ever since he was a teenager, and Sollux Captor wants to save someone important to him too, someone who’s destined to lead the Third Sufferer’s Rebellion and die brutally executed for it. The two men live and work together on a delivery ship while they investigate the Time Loop Phenomenon in their spare time, going through the notes of Past Captors to make sure this timeline doesn't end doomed with capital D.
If it's up to Sollux to save everyone, then it's up to Dave to save him from himself...
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- Part 1 of Gold Pilot AU
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No longer content with being "incredibly rich," and "overly successful in their respective fields," entertainment wunderkind Dave Strider (Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff) and alleged scrivener Rose Lalonde (Complacency of the Learned) have decided to tackle artistic expression's final frontier: podcasting.
Watch these siblings(?) talk entertainment news, political intrigue, raising your testosterone levels, and celebrity gossip. Will Rose finally establish herself as the alpha sibling and kill Dave, absorbing both his fortune and his mummy's curse? Probably! Tune in once a month to "honey, we started a podcast!," the only podcast certified to make whatever disease you currently have much, much more contagious.
And if you can't listen good, read our official transcript below!
(Original Publishing Date: January 27th, 2024. Archived September 3rd, 2032.)
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Equius Zahhak has blue blood, meaning he's a highblood and even in this world of horror, with his blood being higher on the hemospectrum, the highbloods have it bad too.
(In progress)
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)(IC: li$ten to me you little rat
)(IC: you're gonna )(elp me water you like it or not.----
BAIZLI: IM PARTED FROM HER.
BAIZLI: IM NOTHING WITHOUT HER.- Language:
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Jane hosts a masquerade…things don’t go as planned, but maybe that’s her fault for not thinking things through fully.
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- 1,295
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and at this very moment you find yourself in the presence of the bloodthirsty ruler of Alternia, after having been forcibly removed from your home because of an unfortunate chain of events related to your illicit blood color.
Your odds of survival are laughably low and you're wont to be an irascible bastard, so seeing as your demise is staring you right in the face... FUCK IT, you're making your grievances known if it's the last thing you ever do.