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    As a failed actor, Darkleer has to take whatever job is going.

    Working for clowns wasn't exactly what he had in mind. Gaining two demanding, vacillating quadrant partners was even less.

    Featuring illustrations from GlassesBlu!

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    9/9
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    31
    Kudos:
    24
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    5
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    So there's like this ficlist floating around tumblr, I'm going to fill it.

    You can find the ficlist here.

    Tags to be added as kinks get filled.

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    A 7 month long(and still going) role play that I'm publishing as a story. The role play originally started as one that was based on a flower AU, in which Dave and karkat are soul mates and whenever one is injured the other grows flowers in the same place the other is injured

    Karkat is severely suicidal and Dave is trying to look after him, when they get Karkat into therapy Dave finds out Karkat has been lying about who he is.

    I don't think this story will ever end, we'e been role playing ever day for 7 months, there's so much to upload, god help me

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    14
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    45
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    1394
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    Condesce or Grand Highblood or both/Any, bath them and bring them to me

    A character is captured by the Empire but instead of being treated roughly, the rebel gets a spa treatment. At some point (maybe right away, maybe only at the last minute) the character realizes they are being prepared for sex. It's up to you whether the rape ever happens or if the character escapes/is rescued in time.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    126
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    3675
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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

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    Dualscar was given a choice: be culled, or write terrible erotica for the Condesce's amusement. He probably should have chosen death.

    (Reupload from my old account. Written in 2015.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    21
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    2
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    The Grand Highblood’s team of well-trained and badass laughsassins, in charge of capturing the notorious rebel Rose Lalonde and bringing her to the Empress’s Imperial Fork, manage to bungle things significantly.

    And by ‘bungle’, I mean not only manage to abduct the wrong human, but also not manage to catch the mistake until they were already back onboard the Condesension, leaving the Grand Highblood with a useless human who he can’t even turn into paint because human blood ruins everything it touches.

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    6,314
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    13
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    "You think that this is all a game for you to play! Just roll the die and cheat your way to the lead. But guess what? There's a new player at the board and they know all of your little tricks!" - Unknown

    Language:
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    1,361
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    120
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    A relationship l between the Grand Highblood and Her Imperious Condescension results in Gamzee and Feferi getting switched around the hemospectrum. Hilarity ensues.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    He had juggled lucky this perigree, and he up and knew that like scripture.

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    Every 100 sweeps Condesce leaks a sex video and Sollux and Equius are lucky enough to watch one.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    In which a violetblooded Orphaner meets an untimely and ungracious end, and Her Imperious Condescension and the Grand Highblood consider the consequences of biting off more than you can chew.

    Alternative title: Did you know that moray eels have pharyngeal jaws?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    You just curl up and shiver once he’s gone, just imagining again how big and rough his hands are, what he could do to you, what he //did// do to you--with just a twitch of his hand he broke your bones, when you can barely get your own claws to pierce your own skin. He could hurt you, really hurt you, not just raise stinging purple welts on your skin and bite not quite hard enough to satisfy. Big as he is, he could crumple you up like a broken puppet and hurt you until you saw god.

    He could //ruin// you.

    Kink Meme Prompt: consensual sadomasochistic/BDSM Makaracest.

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    330,228
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    599
    Kudos:
    906
    Bookmarks:
    184
    Hits:
    22155
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    You remain on the ground. It is forbidden to get out of this position until the Empress allows it. You've heard that subjects have been tortured for such breaches of protocol. A subject can't assume the Empress means for them to rise after she starts a conversation. However, the Empress hasn't said anything the entire time you've been in the block. If you hadn't seen her look straight at you, you would have thought she didn't know you entered.

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    1/1
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    A sprat gets lucky and someone needs a little stitching.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
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    1
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    231
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    Vampires and a lot of other mythological creatures emerge in this fanfic and so does a lot of other shenanigans.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    "Ampora," my parched throat rasped, making up in liquid venom what I couldn't in spit. "Where is Nepeta!" I demand, he is one highblood that will never command me.

    "Hm, wwas that the gutterblood bitch I enjoyed just a wwhile ago? Oar the one I wwas headed to next? No, next on the bucket list is that rustblood whore of yoars."

    Perfectly aligned razor sharp teeth glint out from his wicked sneer. I want to break every single one. "Where is my olive blood!"

    "Don't get your bulge in a vice. Other Zahaaks have come befoar you, gone further than you, but yoar fate will be no different. But befoar I do a bit of story tellin', tell me wwhat that gutterblood bitch wwas to ya. Poor whore wwas too wriggly to get an answwer out of, but she's still noww."

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    3,391
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    805
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    A piratestuck au. After their hometown is destroyed, brothers Dave and Dirk Strider each go to check out the two rival ships that caused this mess--and when both are spotted by the two captains of the separate ships, they are each accepted into the ranks of a pirate crew. Now they have to deal with all sorts of crazy shenanigans.

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    English
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    11,997
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    612
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    I am fascinated by splickedylit's conception of Condesce as an evolutionary throwback and though there is already art for it, I want fanfiction...shipping fanfiction.

    Grand Highblood is Condesce's handler/interpreter. He is one of the few people who know what she really looks like and he still wants to stick his bulge in her. Bonus: she comes from an evolutionary period where males would die after mating so he is really playing with fire.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,044
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1207
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    The Grand Highblood discovers his descendant neglected and close to death, and chooses to adopt him.

    Language:
    English
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    27,719
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    3362

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