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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

     

    (Updating daily until finished!)

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    English
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    23/39
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    English
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    21,529
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Kudos:
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    594
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    In which Karkat is forced to perform a ritual to attract a sex deity to save troll and humankind from the end of the world.

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    English
    Words:
    72,790
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    69
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    133
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    2721
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    gods are supposed to be immortal, right?

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    English
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    705
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    A courtesan of convivence, left with nowhere to go, Aradia Megido finds herself plucked from the beauty of her mundane farm life and dropped into the manor of a fearsome and infamous war lord they call "The Blue Blooded Demon". A lonely noble looking for happiness, a victim of his own impulsivity, Equius Zahhak finds himself with his first consort who is as beautiful as she is willful. What starts as a nightmare can turn into a dream if you choose to try and grow together.
    I began this fic in 2020 and fell slowly out of writing as my mental health took a plummet. I eventually orphaned this work and have not stopped thinking about it since. I've chosen to reupload this work (obviously with edits and more improvements) you may recognize it from the first name I chose "The Burning of the Willow Tree" which meant nothing but sounded pretty cool. I fully intend to finish this fic as it truly is a passion project of mine. I'm a sucker for enemies to friends to lovers, especially if I can write the two characters growing as people together and becoming the best version of themselves. This is my first fic in two years so I hope you all enjoy reading this as much as I enjoy writing it.

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    14,793
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    10
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

    Language:
    Español
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    23,158
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    257
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    Karkat is on a mission to topple the Empress. His words are fiery, his sermons enough to provoke revolution amongst the people of Alternia and the worlds it has touched. Yet, his life is destined to end as his Ancestor's did - in tragedy, executed by the Empress even if he succeeds in bringing her down. He will die, and do so young.

    Dirk knows that. He's known that from the moment he learned of Karkat's goal, from the moment he chose to follow him back to Alternia. And yet, he stays right by Karkat's side anyway.

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    English
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    1,401
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Your name is Karkat Peixes, second daughter of her imperious condescension and youngest princess of alternia. But when all is said and done, you’re hardly royalty. your “mother” had only accepted you as an heir because of your (obnoxiously bright) fuchsia blood. Sure you’re the “princess” but alternia already has one of those, your older sister feferi is the true heir.

    You are the mutant princess, and your mother would do anything within reason to wipe her hands of you.
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    a simple royalty fic I'm writing because I'm a sucker for cheesy romance.

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    1,779
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    Five ways a revolution starts, and one way it ends.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    28
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    Eridan is left with unfinished business. Karkat notices.

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    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    258
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    To save her rebel friends from certain death, Feferi must undertake the little death, and satisfy every one of her ancestor's sick, slutty slave challenges.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    934
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    Her skin is bloodied, that ugly color of rust, but the Condesce didn't care for it now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
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    17
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    Sure, maybe you knew that this was going to happen eventually, but the 'when' part of the whole thing couldn't have been dropped on you at a worse time.

    The aching reality is that you’re about to be involved in a war.

    An actual, all-encompassing ‘super sucks that I might not see my mid-to-late thirties’ kind of war.

    And fate, relentless bitch, went ahead and decided that right now has been the perfectly appropriate time to reintroduce the colossal fucking traitor you used to be in love with back into your life.

    Unbelievable.

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    286,537
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    199
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    228
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
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    June Egbert feels stuck in a dead timeline, full of regret for not having transitioned earlier. Her retcon abilities offer her an enticing option: to go back and change everything.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    271
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    6254
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    It's that spooky sexy time, and it's time for Kinktober!

    1. Equius/Anonymous
    2. Darkleer/Grand Highblood/Gamzee
    3. Equius/Dad Egbert
    4. Horuss/Damara
    5. Bro/Darkleer
    6. Meenah/Darkleer
    7. Equius/Dualscar
    8. Cronus/Darkleer
    9. Equius/Sollux
    10. Kurloz/Horuss
    (TW: Kurloz)
    11. Equius/Dirk
    12. Equius/Marvus
    13. The Condesce/Darkleer
    14. Gamzee/Equius
    15. Diamonds Droog/Equius (TW: gunplay)
    16. Momlonde/Darkleer
    17. Jane/Equius (TW: choking)
    18. Equius/Tavros/Aradia
    19. Darkleer/Doc Scratch
    20. Dave/Equius
    21. Signless/Darkleer/Grand Highblood
    22. Equius/Rufioh
    23. Darkleer/Rose
    24. Equius/Caliborn
    25. John/Equius (TW: Breath play)

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    29,888
    Chapters:
    25/31
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3827
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    145,191
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    6022
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    In with the ancestors are not any of the descendants but was mixed with them. A session without Doc Scratch interference or creation.

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    English
    Words:
    628
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Roxy and Rose step forwards, finally. Rose keeps her straight face until she is feet away from you, apparently immune to Jade bouncing up and down in place or your own broad grin. She goes to extend one slim-fingered hand and then barks out a sudden laugh, losing her mask, and reaches out to pull the two of you into a hug. You laugh as well and wrap your arms around both of them, lifting the two girls off the ground and making Jade yell.

    “John,” Rose says, “Jade.” Her voice is as carefully enunciated as you expected, if raspier.

    Roxy smiles at you, her eyes crinkling at the corners, and then extends one hand to Jake.

    “Mr English, Jade, John,” she says, and smiles wider, “welcome to London.”

    Language:
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    44,747
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    955
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    You could feel tears beginning to form in the corner of your eyes. Your father leaned forward, right next to your ear, and whispered. "You have a chance to not be such a failure now, understand?" He didn't wait for an answer, he simply walked out of the room, leaving you alone with your thoughts.

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    English
    Words:
    1,757
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    51
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    A Japanese academy teacher teams up with Sunset Shimmer to stop an alien invasion of Earth. All art by Reiduran!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,381
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    12783

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